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      03-21-2019, 08:04 PM   #3301
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At restaurant waiting in my car right now for date to show up. Anxious as fuck.
Your reputation score is currently at 666. Maybe that's a good sign for tonight?
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      03-21-2019, 08:11 PM   #3302
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Fixed it - mark of the beast is unlikely to be a good sign.
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      03-21-2019, 08:13 PM   #3303
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Fixed it - mark of the beast is unlikely to be a good sign.
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Fixed it - mark of the beast is unlikely to be a good sign.
Never read the fairy tale of Beauty and the Beast did you?


(but I agree)
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      03-21-2019, 08:14 PM   #3305
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Fixed
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      03-21-2019, 08:16 PM   #3306
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Fixed
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      03-21-2019, 11:13 PM   #3307
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Haha I can’t see my rep from my phone so I have no idea what’s going on right now
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      03-21-2019, 11:14 PM   #3308
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Her ex cheated on her. She hit me up because of my smile (her words).

The pickings are extremely slim. The list of unsuitable's is long and scary with a depth chart that you wouldn't believe. One of my best days was deleting my profiles from the abattoir of dating sites. I hope to never go back.
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Haha I can’t see my rep from my phone so I have no idea what’s going on right now
you're at 670, i take it the date isnt going great? (or it went great and you came here before the next round)
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      03-21-2019, 11:19 PM   #3309
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you're at 670, i take it the date isnt going great? (or it went great and you came here before the next round)
Yea date actually went well. Will definitely be seeing her again. I usually take things pretty slow so rarely will I ever do an all nighter for a first date.
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      03-21-2019, 11:26 PM   #3310
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Haha I can’t see my rep from my phone so I have no idea what’s going on right now
Wtf you don't use the app? Oh man. That girl is too good for you!
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Yea date actually went well. Will definitely be seeing her again. I usually take things pretty slow so rarely will I ever do an all nighter for a first date.
Does this mean you pulled an all nighter or was this just reference? Tell us more.
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      03-22-2019, 09:35 AM   #3312
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Yea date actually went well. Will definitely be seeing her again. I usually take things pretty slow so rarely will I ever do an all nighter for a first date.
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Does this mean you pulled an all nighter or was this just reference? Tell us more.
Yes...tell us!
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i see your tinder game and i raise you my day: i got brunch and then went to ikea with a girl from school

add a dead bedroom and it's like i'm married
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      03-22-2019, 10:14 PM   #3314
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Yes...tell us!
Haha unfortunately nothing exciting to share. Just dinner and some drinks after.
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i see your tinder game and i raise you my day: i got brunch and then went to ikea with a girl from school

add a dead bedroom and it's like i'm married
Did y’all test drive any of the beds for sturdiness?
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      03-22-2019, 10:21 PM   #3316
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Did y’all test drive any of the beds for sturdiness?
sadly not, but the one at her house turned out to be pretty durable
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sadly not, but the one at her house turned out to be pretty durable
You sure do a lot better than I did when I was in college...lol... and I was pretty damned good looking if I do say so my damned self...(Chevy Chase)... it must be the acccent... do you have an accent?
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You sure do a lot better than I did when I was in college...lol... and I was pretty damned good looking if I do say so my damned self...(Chevy Chase)... it must be the acccent... do you have an accent?
i'm just a horndog honestly

i don't really have an accent, at least a lot of people don't pick it up on first time meeting. those that catch on to it go "you have a very slight accent" and then everyone goes "oh yeah... you do kinda have an accent"

looks wise i'd rate myself at a 7.5/10 to be fair, i'm not built like a greek god but i have a decent frame, but i have a style that isn't exactly american so i don't blend in, but it's not extremely different that i stand out in a bad way either if that makes sense. plus i have beautiful hair and it's the one thing that i get most compliments on
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i'm just a horndog honestly

i don't really have an accent, at least a lot of people don't pick it up on first time meeting. those that catch on to it go "you have a very slight accent" and then everyone goes "oh yeah... you do kinda have an accent"

looks wise i'd rate myself at a 7.5/10 to be fair, i'm not built like a greek god but i have a decent frame, but i have a style that isn't exactly american so i don't blend in, but it's not extremely different that i stand out in a bad way either if that makes sense. plus i have beautiful hair and it's the one thing that i get most compliments on
Lol... I’m laughing because of the hair comment. I actually had a girl tell me once that I woudn’t be as good looking if it weren’t for my hair... the only girl that ever said that to me, but she was actually fairly perceptive, lol...

Great comment, btw...
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