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      02-18-2016, 12:15 PM   #3301
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Careful now, I haven't made it to the west coast yet.


Wait...you're having that magnificent specimen whacked off and building a vageen.
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      02-18-2016, 12:31 PM   #3302
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Wait...you're having that magnificent specimen whacked off and building a vageen.
Big penis isn't a glorious thing. Lots of hurt, no full thrusts, go slow, mouths not big enough, yada yada yada.


Vageen sounds much more climactic. *badun psh*
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      02-18-2016, 10:40 PM   #3307
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Post a video of usage.
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This is awesome...been riding it all over the house. Axius was the first to hear it
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This is awesome...been riding it all over the house. Axius was the first to hear it
Such a typical California boy.
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Sometimes I feel like buying a board again. There's a skatepark not too far from my house that would be fun to skate at.
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      02-21-2016, 04:05 PM   #3314
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Not really bought but paid for one session with an HE!!!! Sooooo nice. The girl is a true master on this.
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Confused here? With an HE? A "he"? It was a dude?
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Ordered 1000 rds of 9mm, 500 rounds of 45, new mag well and mags for 1911 and iwb for xdm.
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Andy Macdonald 8x32/127/K12 board.

Sometimes I feel like buying a board again. There's a skatepark not too far from my house that would be fun to skate at.
A few of the guys I used to skate with opened SPOT. Skate Park Of Tampa shortly after their brief pro careers. It's pretty fantastic these days. Tony Hawk made it one of his stops when he was touring. I skated there a few times way back when there was only a hand full of ramps in there.

I wanna get another board too, but a while back I jumped on a board and just went with what felt natural. Unfortunately, my muscles had lost the memory of what to do and I hung up at the top of a ramp. Flat on the ground from about 6' high. It was then that I discovered that they are making concrete much much harder now vs when I was in my prime skating days. :
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Hahahaha. You're in it to win it now!

Not waiting for the wife to come around I see... Or is she now on board?
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