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      08-04-2021, 10:57 AM   #33067
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[QUOTE=Lady Jane;27887062]A guy's worst nightmare.

And that's why they make these:

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They make those??? Who is this "they" you're talking about? And how many packs of cigarettes do they cost?
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They make those??? Who is this "they" you're talking about? And how many packs of cigarettes do they cost?
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