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      07-05-2016, 11:36 AM   #33045
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I prefer it also somewhere else ...
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      07-05-2016, 11:53 AM   #33049
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OMG... haha.. so good!

This is Belgie's van, though...
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Once went sofa shopping with me parents in Soho. Lowest quote we got was for $20,000...
Yea they're redoing the living room and the couch is electric. The power went out and the couch was stuck in all sort of positions haha
This one wasn't even powered. It was just Italian and "in fashion" (whatever that means).
There's nothing wrong with having a sexy, Italian couch.
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I thought you lent it to him for the "dry season"?
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OMG... haha.. so good!

This is Belgie's van, though...
Ohhh Christ ! That's really creepy my friend !

Here is my kind of pic because she was talking about her couch...
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I hope you mean a Italian sexy chick ?
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Here is my kind of pic because she was talking about her couch...
My couch definitely isn't as tacky as that one
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I hope you mean a Italian sexy chick ?
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Here is my kind of pic because she was talking about her couch...
I notice you can't see the dude's hands...

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No cats!! They'll f*ck up my sexy couches.

This is true... my couch has several... you know... marks from... you know...

Oh hell... my couch has pussy tracks. There, I said it.
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