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      07-01-2016, 07:10 AM   #32781
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Where a UV protectant condom then. Don't be a puss, Mike.
Which ones are those? The glow in the dark ones because they absorb the light molecules? Is light a molecule? I don't even know, but it sounded good.
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Which ones are those? The glow in the dark ones because they absorb the light molecules? Is light a molecule? I don't even know, but it sounded good.
You see, my dear Willy, light is both a quantum of energy called a photon, which behaves similar to a particle, and at the same time it can have the properties of a wave. So you are indeed correct in that a small, unseen factor causes the dick burns and that a phosphorescent material absorptive to this spectrum may reduce some of the effects of the radiation.
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      07-01-2016, 07:27 AM   #32784
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You see, my dear Willy, light is both a quantum of energy called a photon, which behaves similar to a particle, and at the same time it can have the properties of a wave. So you are indeed correct in that a small, unseen factor causes the dick burns and that a phosphorescent material absorptive to this spectrum may reduce some of the effects of the radiation.
You don't often read a sentence which attempts to explain the wave-particle duality theory of light and mentions penises all in one. Well done. Also, you mentioned "small, unseen" while talking about dicks. You, of all people, should avoid this.
Hilarious how something like this gets started and never goes away. Heh.
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You see, my dear Willy, light is both a quantum of energy called a photon, which behaves similar to a particle, and at the same time it can have the properties of a wave. So you are indeed correct in that a small, unseen factor causes the dick burns and that a phosphorescent material absorptive to this spectrum may reduce some of the effects of the radiation.
Christ, you're like a total science nerd!


HEY EVERYONE! LOOK AT THE NERD!


..., I didn't even know phosphorescent was an actual word.
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I mean, I could careless wether someone smokes weed or not. But, smoking anything in a room designated as non smoking is wrong and is against the documents one signs upon checking in. Tobacco, weed, etc all leave an odor that may be offensive to future tenants. I can't move that room until it's completely odor free.
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The group stayed at Sofitel in NYC this week and as I went to my room I could smell cigarette smoke. I went back downstairs and requested another room since someone had smoked up the area. I have a degraded sense of smell since my nose has been broken 4x.

If I could smell the smoke it was truly horrible. I hate that crap.
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The group stayed at Sofitel in NYC this week and as I went to my room I could smell cigarette smoke. I went back downstairs and requested another room since someone had smoked up the area. I have a degraded sense of smell since my nose has been broken 4x.

If I could smell the smoke it was truly horrible. I hate that crap.
Yup. I'll tolerate lots of stuff. Smoke is not one of them. Nasty if you don't smoke.
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Started to read last 3 pages of this thread...no. Noooo.
You've been around long enough to know when this crap goes over the rail, it goes over the rail.
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You don't often read a sentence which attempts to explain the wave-particle duality theory of light and mentions penises all in one. Well done. Also, you mentioned "small, unseen" while talking about dicks. You, of all people, should avoid this.
Hilarious how something like this gets started and never goes away. Heh.
You'd think I would learn by now. Some things you just can't hide, and some, uh, hide themselves.

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Christ, you're like a total science nerd!


HEY EVERYONE! LOOK AT THE NERD!


..., I didn't even know phosphorescent was an actual word.
I had me some coffee this morning, gonna learn you lots of science today.
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You'd think I would learn by now. Some things you just can't hide, and some, uh, hide themselves.



I had me some coffee this morning, gonna learn you lots of science today.
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I had me some coffee this morning, gonna learn you lots of science today.
Teach me some shit then Colonel Sanders, teach me about the abdula oblongata.

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Do your worst.
Hey dude, you doing any stuff this weekend?
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      07-01-2016, 08:42 AM   #32792
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Teach me some shit then Colonel Sanders, teach me about the abdula oblongata.



Hey dude, you doing any stuff this weekend?
Hey!
I'm watching some F1, working on a big presentation that I have on the 5th, and watching some fireworks. What about you?
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Do your worst.
I know everyone in here is a bunch of ballers, but if you ever venture into peasant class on a commercial aircraft, you may look out the window and notice small pods on the underside of the wing. You may think these seem like odd protrusions that would disrupt the flow around the wing and create drag on the aircraft, or you may think "god, I hate flying." I don't really know.

However, these are often 'anti-shock bodies' and they actually reduce the overall drag on the plane. How? They are used because of a principle called the 'area rule', which states that smoothly changing the total cross-sectional area of the aircraft along its length reduces 'wave drag' as you approach supersonic speeds. So even though you are adding surface area and weight, the overall reduction in shock formation across the plane as a whole makes it a worthwhile addition.

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I mean, I could careless wether someone smokes weed or not. But, smoking anything in a room designated as non smoking is wrong and is against the documents one signs upon checking in. Tobacco, weed, etc all leave an odor that may be offensive to future tenants. I can't move that room until it's completely odor free.
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The group stayed at Sofitel in NYC this week and as I went to my room I could smell cigarette smoke. I went back downstairs and requested another room since someone had smoked up the area. I have a degraded sense of smell since my nose has been broken 4x.

If I could smell the smoke it was truly horrible. I hate that crap.
I have an elevated sense of smell for some reason - even after breaking my nose twice.

I have never smoked, but my parents smoke and it is difficult to visit. I leave with headaches after my visits.
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Why me? I gave my # to this co-worker of mine. She's married and knows I'm married, I figured what the hell and on her day off today she's texting me? I assume she's bored at home with her baby as husband is at work.

Edit: She is the one who asked for it.
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Why my? I gave my # to this co-worker of mine. She's married and knows I'm married, I figured what the hell and on her day off today she's texting me? I assume she's bored at home with her baby as husband is at work.

Edit: She is the one who asked for it.
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I know everyone in here is a bunch of ballers, but if you ever venture into peasant class on a commercial aircraft, you may look out the window and notice small pods on the underside of the wing. You may think these seem like odd protrusions that would disrupt the flow around the wing and create drag on the aircraft, or you may think "god, I hate flying." I don't really know.

However, these are often 'anti-shock bodies' and they actually reduce the overall drag on the plane. How? They are used because of a principle called the 'area rule', which states that smoothly changing the total cross-sectional area of the aircraft along its length reduces 'wave drag' as you approach supersonic speeds. So even though you are adding surface area and weight, the overall reduction in shock formation across the plane as a whole makes it a worthwhile addition.

The windows on aircraft have rounded corners rather than straight lines intersecting at a 90 degree angle to eliminate the possibility of cracks in the aluminum due to the repeated pressurization of the cabin.
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The group stayed at Sofitel in NYC this week and as I went to my room I could smell cigarette smoke. I went back downstairs and requested another room since someone had smoked up the area. I have a degraded sense of smell since my nose has been broken 4x.

If I could smell the smoke it was truly horrible. I hate that crap.
I remember walking through the hotels as a kid with my dad. The 3rd floor was the designated smoking floor, usually. Could not walk through without coughing. We started making all the prime properties 100% non-smoking. Now all of them are.

I can never figure out how someone could live in an environment like that, let alone sleep.
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Why my? I gave my # to this co-worker of mine. She's married and knows I'm married, I figured what the hell and on her day off today she's texting me? I assume she's bored at home with her baby as husband is at work.

Edit: She is the one who asked for it.
My face is similar to your avatar right now lol
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I'm far from a baller. Once we can buy our first house in a few years form now, then I'll consider myself a baller. However, it gets me thinking, ballers don't do mortgages, they just make one payment
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