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      06-30-2016, 09:50 PM   #32759
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Found it. Mine came out in 2 pieces as well, but i didn't catch the smaller one.

Damn, you and ASBSECU E93 got some hurtful looking stones...
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Found it. Mine came out in 2 pieces as well, but i didn't catch the smaller one.

Damn, you and ASBSECU E93 got some hurtful looking stones...
I haven't had one in a couple years...probably 4 lifetime, but it is quite painful.
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      06-30-2016, 10:09 PM   #32763
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I can imagine, had pee hole violated by doctor before with camera thing.
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      06-30-2016, 10:16 PM   #32764
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I'm gonna go drink some more water...
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      06-30-2016, 10:18 PM   #32765
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I can imagine, had pee hole violated by doctor before with camera thing.
You don't even feel it once it gets into your bladder. It moving from the kidney to the bladder is where all the pain is. Feels like knife in the back, groin, etc... borderline puke level pain and there isn't anything you can take to make it go away.
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Oh I noticed it going from urethra to bladder it was terrible. Prostate ultrasound isn't very fun neither think their camera was from the 80s and size of a baseball bat.

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I can imagine, had pee hole violated by doctor before with camera thing.
You don't even feel it once it gets into your bladder. It moving from the kidney to the bladder is where all the pain is. Feels like knife in the back, groin, etc... borderline puke level pain and there isn't anything you can take to make it go away.
I never have back pain with mine...
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I never have back pain with mine...
best thing that came from mine was being well hydrated from that point on.
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So some dude tried to argue that us charging him for a smoking cleanup fee is wrong cuz he was smoking weed.
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Sounds reasonable
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      06-30-2016, 11:40 PM   #32771
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I mean, I could careless wether someone smokes weed or not. But, smoking anything in a room designated as non smoking is wrong and is against the documents one signs upon checking in. Tobacco, weed, etc all leave an odor that may be offensive to future tenants. I can't move that room until it's completely odor free.
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Plus, weed isn't legal here. We technically don't allow anything illegal on property.
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Plus, weed isn't legal here. We technically don't allow anything illegal on property.
Confiscate the stash and smoke out...?!?!
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Plus, weed isn't legal here. We technically don't allow anything illegal on property.
Confiscate the stash and smoke out...?!?!
Fuck that! I'd move it
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      07-01-2016, 05:29 AM   #32775
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That's accurate lol
Yeah pic was lol...

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should I wear my camo fishing bucket hat when I pick the car up???

because after all, to quote Jennifer Lopez:

"Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got / I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block / Used to have a little, now I have a lot / No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Bronx!)"
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should I wear my camo fishing bucket hat when I pick the car up???

because after all, to quote Jennifer Lopez:

"Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got / I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block / Used to have a little, now I have a lot / No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Bronx!)"
Yes. And only the camo hat.
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Yes. And only the camo hat.
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So some dude tried to argue that us charging him for a smoking cleanup fee is wrong cuz he was smoking weed.
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Where a UV protectant condom then. Don't be a puss, Mike.
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