Ask a girl anything?

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Just realize that women are overloaded with matches on there, even more so than you feel now. Most will never respond, unless you really grab their attention. Short, funny, low investment messages to play the odds. Also: bots.

Never unmatch, no reason to. Occasional free nudie pics and booty call potential. Unless they're annoying. Or you missed the gummy smile the first time through.

I vote you go for a Barney Stinson "Perfect Week" and give OT live updates on your conquests.

I've unmatched the bots- if they don't have either a SC or IG link to confirm they're real- they're gone.

But- you sir, give very sound/solid advice.

I'm going to take a nap, and start replying.

[MrPrena]

^ wb

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Jaded.M6

I've unmatched the bots- if they don't have either a SC or IG link to confirm they're real- they're gone.

But- you sir, give very sound/solid advice.

I'm going to take a nap, and start replying.

Good plan. Just trying to help a brotha out.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Good plan. Just trying to help a brotha out.

He might be a noob, but he'll do alright on his own. Don't let him fool you.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Axius

He might be a noob, but he'll do alright on his own. Don't let him fool you.

I can't help but read his posts in this dreamy, sexy voice in my head. It's the weirdest thing.

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I'll take him!

Me thinks, your not his type.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Me thinks, your not his type.

Yeah, he'd be scared of me.

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yeah, he'd be scared of me.

Most are I reckon - but not the bearded men sporting flannels.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Most are I reckon - but not the bearded men sporting flannels.

Hmm. Hold on.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Hmm. Hold on.

He means the guy Sara posted is gay and scared of putting his penis in you. Well, not just you, vaginas in general.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

He means the guy Sara posted is gay and scared of putting his penis in you. Well, not just you, vaginas in general.

Well, thank coffee I'm a man then!

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Lups

Well, thank coffee I'm a man then!

Your a man? Geez, I need a shower.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Your a man? Geez, I need a shower.

Even though my image has taken lately a few hits, @litos said a long time ago I'm probably a 48 year old male who doesnt shower. I am keeping the image, and everyone believes me since no female is this cool.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

He means the guy Sara posted is gay and scared of putting his penis in you. Well, not just you, vaginas in general.

True story - I have a childhood friend who became a male model. If you all think I'm county and redneck.....he was the poster child for southern redneck!!

Several years pass, I lose touch with my friend. I start working on a house project and needed stamped concrete poured at the house, and guess who now owns a business that pours concrete....that's right, my friend.

I ask him why he had stopped working in the business, and he said it was the lifestyle he could not handle....I guess deep rooted Southern Redneck and Free Gay male model man love don't mix

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

True story - I have a childhood friend who became a male model. If you all think I'm county and redneck.....he was the poster child for southern redneck!!

Several years pass, I lose touch with my friend. I start working on a house project and needed stamped concrete poured at the house, and guess who now owns a business that pours concrete....that's right, my friend.

I ask him why he had stopped working in the business, and he said it was the lifestyle he could not handle....I guess deep rooted Southern Redneck and Free Gay male model man love don't mix

Pic?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Pic?

What has BP turned the quiet and innocent flowers into these days....

Pic now, or back in the day??

Pic now isn't what you're looking for. He did not age well....

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

What has BP turned the women into these days....

I know

I want my innocence back.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I know

I want my innocence back.

You're up early, B.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

What has BP turned the quiet and innocent flowers into these days....

At least we know we're good for something.

[jimj911]

Originally Posted by Axius

At least we know we're good for something.

Its always a good thing to have a hand in in people losing their inhibitions! I'm new here so its been fun as hell observing it!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I know

I want my innocence back.

I think you want something while on your back....

Damnit!! I think it's happened to all of us.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jimj911

Its always a good thing to have a hand in in people losing their inhibitions! I'm new here so its been fun as hell observing it!

We're just bringing out the realness that's been buried deep down inside everyone's soul.