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      06-29-2016, 02:44 PM   #32627
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Bruh, you got the first two on the left in the wrong order.
When the elephant of an E92 can weigh in close to 3000 pounds, then I'll flip them. Until then, the E46 wins because it's not a pig and with some mods, it can make E92 power.

Don't get me wrong, I do love the E92.
I prefer the e92... Even the e30... And then e46... Don't love my f80 like I did e92, but would still take it over the f82...

So to recap

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And aaallll the way at the bottom after heavy consideration for a F87 is the E93... Amirite ASBSECU E93 ??
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      06-29-2016, 02:45 PM   #32628
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Flip sum prah pa teez bruh u be gud.
Bout to fk up some commas.

EDIT: That awkward moment when you're thinking about a Future song and Spotify decides to play Selena Gomez. TF
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      06-29-2016, 02:52 PM   #32629
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Bout to fk up some commas.

EDIT: That awkward moment when you're thinking about a Future song and Spotify decides to play Selena Gomez. TF
10 bands, 50 bands, a hunnid bands, fuck it man, let's just not even discuss it man.
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      06-29-2016, 02:59 PM   #32630
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Bout to fk up some commas.

EDIT: That awkward moment when you're thinking about a Future song and Spotify decides to play Selena Gomez. TF
Thank God for Genius - I can't understand a thing what that guy says, but his songs are fire.
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      06-29-2016, 03:02 PM   #32632
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10 bands, 50 bands, a hunnid bands, fuck it man, let's just not even discuss it man.
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Ever try to figure out what Desiigner is saying in "Panda"?
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      06-29-2016, 03:14 PM   #32635
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Hey Lups the wife actually ASKED ME to brush her hair yesterday!! Not sure if it was just her hands hurting or what, but I got a little chub before the funeral.
Aww. Soon it will be her brushing your hair and then its too hot to be reported to the OT.
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      06-29-2016, 03:15 PM   #32636
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Git git! Woooo!!! Arriba!!!
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      06-29-2016, 03:16 PM   #32637
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      06-29-2016, 03:22 PM   #32638
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I'm going to solve this for all of you. See below:

E46 > E92 > F82 > F80

The F87 doesn't fit because it's not an M3.
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      06-29-2016, 03:25 PM   #32639
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Damn...

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Bruh, you got the first two on the left in the wrong order.
When the elephant of an E92 can weigh in close to 3000 pounds, then I'll flip them. Until then, the E46 wins because it's not a pig and with some mods, it can make E92 power.

Don't get me wrong, I do love the E92.
I prefer the e92... Even the e30... And then e46... Don't love my f80 like I did e92, but would still take it over the f82...

So to recap

E30
E92/E90
E46/F80/F82/F83

And aaallll the way at the bottom after heavy consideration for a F87 is the E93... Amirite ASBSECU E93 ??
Ever try to outrun a wild boar...?
No, asb... We also don't marry with our family members here around these parts...
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No, asb... We also don't marry with our family members here around these parts...
DUDE LMFAO
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      06-29-2016, 03:33 PM   #32643
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LMAO!!

Ugh. I'm dying to buy a Duc. This doesn't help.
Duc > M*

For excitement anyway.
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He's just trying to sweet talk you into leaving him your 135i when you die. He's a user now...
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Ever try to figure out what Desiigner is saying in "Panda"?
It's impossible. More so for a non-native speaker.

BTW, the skrr-skrr song has an AWESOME artwork.

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      06-29-2016, 03:38 PM   #32646
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Damn...

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Bruh, you got the first two on the left in the wrong order.
When the elephant of an E92 can weigh in close to 3000 pounds, then I'll flip them. Until then, the E46 wins because it's not a pig and with some mods, it can make E92 power.

Don't get me wrong, I do love the E92.
I prefer the e92... Even the e30... And then e46... Don't love my f80 like I did e92, but would still take it over the f82...

So to recap

E30
E92/E90
E46/F80/F82/F83

And aaallll the way at the bottom after heavy consideration for a F87 is the E93... Amirite ASBSECU E93 ??
Ever try to outrun a wild boar...?
No, asb... We also don't marry with our family members here around these parts...
When the Zombie Apocalypse happens....don't come running to my yard for protection.....
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He's just trying to sweet talk you into leaving him your 135i when you die. He's a user now...
Why not. But I demand his F80 to replace it.

SO DAT I COULDA FINALLY GIT DAT LIT KNOB

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