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      07-10-2021, 06:39 PM   #32605
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      07-10-2021, 07:02 PM   #32606
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      07-11-2021, 04:59 AM   #32607
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      07-11-2021, 05:54 AM   #32608
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1. To find a woman you need time OR money (that's "time + money" in math). If you have money a woman will find you in no time.

4. "Money is the root of all evil." (if it is. Not yet all, at least, perhaps. )

No, a stupid/incorrect joke isn't a joke. It's bullshit.
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1. To find a woman you need time OR money (that's "time + money" in math). If you have money a woman will find you in no time.

4. "Money is the root of all evil." (if it is. Not yet all, at least, perhaps. )

No, a stupid/incorrect joke isn't a joke. It's bullshit.
And yet it somehow makes perfect sense to me.
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And yet it somehow makes perfect sense to me.
What's the sense?
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1. To find a woman you need time OR money (that's "time + money" in math). If you have money a woman will find you in no time.

4. "Money is the root of all evil." (if it is. Not yet all, at least, perhaps. )

No, a stupid/incorrect joke isn't a joke. It's bullshit.
Lighten up, Francis.
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It's called a joke
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      07-11-2021, 08:42 PM   #32619
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      07-11-2021, 09:13 PM   #32620
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      07-12-2021, 05:58 AM   #32624
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When a woman buys five pick-axes, you have to know she's up to no good. And they couldn't use normal photoshop to blot out the license plate, like everyone else?
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      07-12-2021, 08:05 AM   #32626
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