Ask a girl anything?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

*see this is what you guys have done to us women with the ass shots*

You're welcome.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

We should discuss this all more over a bottle of whiskey and a couple of horse steaks.

Oh, I too ride like a champ. Old hobby I'd love to revisit.

Originally Posted by jimj911

Lups your PM box is full haha. Of course it is !

Got another one on the line there Lups.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Lups

Peter would disapprove. We must use him.



Ah, I'm more of a long term solution type myself. I hate wasting good meat.

I see. I'm more the #blackwidow #preymantis type..or so it seems

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You're welcome.

Post another. Pretty please. I'd love to update my desktop background again.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Got another one on the line there Lups.

You see what we've started. Everyone wants to be like the OG's.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I see. I'm more the #blackwidow #preymantis type..or so it seems

Yeah, I'm more like I'll feed you, but could I lick your abs endlessly while you go trough the ton of food and I really wanna cook you a steak to ensure those shoulders stay nice and pumped -type.


Oh, and of course the age old bacon for bacon type.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yeah, I'm more like I'll feed you, but could I lick your abs endlessly while you go trough the ton of food and I really wanna cook you a steak to ensure those shoulders stay nice and pumped -type.


Oh, and of course the age old bacon for bacon type.

I can picture Jimbo pounding away furiously at his keyboard sending emails to Lups.

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by jimj911

All I meant was you could learn some OTHER things haha, did not know you were such a horsewoman! Im sure I could learn some things from you, I worked on a 10000 acre horse ranch in the Montana mountains, spending 14 hours a day in the saddle, you would have fit right in and loved it. A woman who can dress sharp and knows how to pick a hoof is impressive indeed.

Hey bud, got your PM, but I'm still too n00b status to respond.

Just know I appreciate you &your words

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I can picture Jimbo pounding away furiously at his keyboard sending emails to Lups.

My Gs ate my email account?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by jimj911

All I meant was you could learn some OTHER things haha, did not know you were such a horsewoman! Im sure I could learn some things from you, I worked on a 10000 acre horse ranch in the Montana mountains, spending 14 hours a day in the saddle, you would have fit right in and loved it. A woman who can dress sharp and knows how to pick a hoof is impressive indeed.

@Sara504 - isn't it, 'save a horse - ride a cowboy'???

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

@Sara504 - isn't it, 'save a horse - ride a cowboy'???

Giddy up

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Giddy up

Yee Haw!!!

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Yee Haw!!!

It's supposed to be "Oh God" followed by my name remember?

[SugarSkulls]

Old people using sexual innuendos....

Gross.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Jaded.M6

Old people using sexual innuendos....

Gross.

Listen jailbait

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Listen jailbait

Aren't you like 35?
Take your talents to Ashley Madison.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Jaded.M6

Aren't you like 35?
Take your talents to Ashley Madison.

No, you have me confused with your other Bimmerpost girlfriend. Baby I'm 10 months older than you also wiser, smarter, and better looking.

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Sara504

No, you have me confused with your other Bimmerpost girlfriend. Baby I'm 10 months older than you also wiser, smarter, and better looking.

LOL.



Quiet, horsey.

[SugarSkulls]

At what point do you start messaging some of these girls? Or un matching? Or should I see how many I can actually nail before the end of next week?

I've had tinder for only a few days, and already 24 matches :

Girls are horny in SD apparently.

[jimj911]

My day actually got super busy...lots to reply to here though it seems!

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Jaded.M6

At what point do you start messaging some of these girls? Or un matching? Or should I see how many I can actually nail before the end of next week?

I've had tinder for only a few days, and already 24 matches :

Girls are horny in SD apparently.

Just realize that women are overloaded with matches on there, even more so than you feel now. Most will never respond, unless you really grab their attention. Short, funny, low investment messages to play the odds. Also: bots.

Never unmatch, no reason to. Occasional free nudie pics and booty call potential. Unless they're annoying. Or you missed the gummy smile the first time through.

I vote you go for a Barney Stinson "Perfect Week" and give OT live updates on your conquests.

[Axius]

I put a picture of my penis as my main and my shit blows the fuck up. I had to uninstall it because I contracted too many STD's to keep count. Dick burns as I type this.