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      06-28-2016, 01:57 PM   #32407
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Fail @verbiage for not going to grape....that's even more likely. lol
Grape like the flavor for supplements? Or like for the color of my car? LOL.


For what it's worth, my HIIT pre-workout is grape flavor.
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Lol. Good info?

Accurate pic of jtodd on F87post.
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      06-28-2016, 01:59 PM   #32411
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Like your tinder date
I can only hope she possesses such a thing.
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      06-28-2016, 01:59 PM   #32412
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I've missed you man! Still frequenting F87post?


I have been okay, still preaching the gospel of fitness to the world and proclaiming my ignorance to the Internet. Also trying out dating apps again. You should see the thread I started. It's nuts.
Oh, hell no... I've stopped participating on the forums, basically. Lost interest. Made a few posts this week and that's all. Blergh.

Good for you, man. I was actually thinking of looking into one of the fitness threads as I need to step up the game. Have not excercised in half a year I think even though my phone keeps reminding me every evening. All I do is just running, and MTB and das not enuff.

P. S.: How are the broads and have you got the car yet??
The F87 forum needs better moderation. It's become a sh*t show. I don't post as much either. But that's mainly cause I have my car now.
You should check out a TDi forum today....

VW announced their diesel settlement and the VW TDi owners are LOOSING THEIR MINDS
But that would be beneath me. #MLyfe





Oh yea - forgot the M2 isn't a M235

Seriously - TDi owners are SOOO easy to troll right now
Don't you have a TDi?

Don't know why I need to pick on your Volkswagen when I can just comment on your bloated e93?

Like when you put the blanket over your car every night after pulling into the garage...

Yep - have 2 TDi's....and I am fixin to get paid

My miss piggy is still quicker than your chainsaw
For now... But not for much longer...

Actually popping by the shop to see if I can get an eta... Was hoping for before road trip, but considering I just took a peek at the mpg and it says 11.8, maybe I'll wait until I get back lol...
I thought those 'new' M cars were all fuel efficient and shit....

Guess Piggy is more apt for your ride

BTW - My chainsaw and weed eater get better fuel mileage than that, and sound just as good
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      06-28-2016, 02:00 PM   #32413
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You should check out a TDi forum today....

VW announced their diesel settlement and the VW TDi owners are LOOSING THEIR MINDS
Shit, between 5 and 10k payout!? Is there a time frame that I have to have owned it in or can I go out and buy one today?
Nope - ownership and settlement are date specific.

I'll likely get ~ $17k for my 2011 Jetta
F83 and neck warmers time !!!

Or maybe you can afford that pulley now instead of tormenting aforementioned supercharger company?
Those Fuq'rs.....
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      06-28-2016, 02:00 PM   #32414
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Well whatever works is what's most important! It's funny, I met up with a buddy of mine and his mom this past weekend and they thought I was juicing. It's crazy what can be attained as long as consistency is maintained.

And oddly enough, after debating Individual, bothering about a color that had been never done before, sending data off to the VIP development team...I decided on BSM/SS ZCP 6MT. Black is my new favorite color, for some reason. Now I can't unsee it. I want everything to be black (maybe not my woman, though).

So technically yes, it is 73% black since the full leather is half black, also.
Sharp combo right there, man. Congrats!

An old classmate from HS used to be fat, but in just two or three years he lost a lotta of weight and started running marathons. I wish I had that much dedication and motivation.

Edit: not that I am fat or something, haha
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Sharp combo right there, man. Congrats!

An old classmate from HS used to be fat, but in just two or three years he lost a lotta of weight and started running marathons. I wish I had that much dedication and motivation.

Edit: not that I am fat or something, haha
Thanks man! Will be DD for a few years, then I'll probably scoop another daily. I need creature comforts in this car, I had to pull out all the damned stops. Of course, one thing I wasn't gonna compromise on was the 6MT. I can think of better uses for $2,900.

Haha, it's crazy. After high school/college is really when you see how people have turned out. It's pretty shocking, and definitely a wake-up call.

Sounds like guilty talk, to me!
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I've missed you man! Still frequenting F87post?


I have been okay, still preaching the gospel of fitness to the world and proclaiming my ignorance to the Internet. Also trying out dating apps again. You should see the thread I started. It's nuts.
Oh, hell no... I've stopped participating on the forums, basically. Lost interest. Made a few posts this week and that's all. Blergh.

Good for you, man. I was actually thinking of looking into one of the fitness threads as I need to step up the game. Have not excercised in half a year I think even though my phone keeps reminding me every evening. All I do is just running, and MTB and das not enuff.

P. S.: How are the broads and have you got the car yet??
The F87 forum needs better moderation. It's become a sh*t show. I don't post as much either. But that's mainly cause I have my car now.
You should check out a TDi forum today....

VW announced their diesel settlement and the VW TDi owners are LOOSING THEIR MINDS
But that would be beneath me. #MLyfe





Oh yea - forgot the M2 isn't a M235

Seriously - TDi owners are SOOO easy to troll right now
Don't you have a TDi?

Don't know why I need to pick on your Volkswagen when I can just comment on your bloated e93?

Like when you put the blanket over your car every night after pulling into the garage...

Yep - have 2 TDi's....and I am fixin to get paid

My miss piggy is still quicker than your chainsaw
For now... But not for much longer...

Actually popping by the shop to see if I can get an eta... Was hoping for before road trip, but considering I just took a peek at the mpg and it says 11.8, maybe I'll wait until I get back lol...
I thought those 'new' M cars were all fuel efficient and shit....

Guess Piggy is more apt for your ride

BTW - My chainsaw and weed eater get better fuel mileage than that, and sound just as good
Not anymore... Not after the flash...

We don't need those things here though... Weed wackers? Lawn mowers? We just have leaf blowers to get the sand off the decks and walkways... And at least my car isn't parked in a barn with Charlotte's Web...

I miss the s65 rumble tho... I can't knock that...
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      06-28-2016, 02:05 PM   #32418
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Shoei you're a dick haha.
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      06-28-2016, 02:10 PM   #32419
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Shoei you're a dick haha.
No worries - the truck and tractor are in the barn

It is a tough life when your front yard is the ocean.....I'm lucky enough to have the choice of ocean or timber
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I love the smell of timber.


Or is that pine? #IgnorantSuburbProblems
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      06-28-2016, 02:16 PM   #32422
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Only if it's homegrown.
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Someone call 911...
Man, I am getting destroyed today

I think we will just have to leave it at "I am getting seriously spanked"

I literally found ZERO usable content from my google search for "spanking gif". On the other hand, ///M Power-Belgium , you may find the results quite useful... not ironically, for spanking.
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No worries - the truck and tractor are in the barn

It is a tough life when your front yard is the ocean.....I'm lucky enough to have the choice of ocean or timber
Just gonna leave this here...

Asb and his car...
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Man, I am getting destroyed today

I think we will just have to leave it at "I am getting seriously spanked"

I literally found ZERO usable content from my google search for "spanking gif". On the other hand, ///M Power-Belgium , you may find the results quite useful... not ironically, for spanking.
A setback is a setup for a comeback, Dad!


Could be worse. You could have been black!


Just kidding mods I'm black in case you forgot, don't ban meh pls.
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Man, I am getting destroyed today

I think we will just have to leave it at "I am getting seriously spanked"

I literally found ZERO usable content from my google search for "spanking gif". On the other hand, ///M Power-Belgium , you may find the results quite useful... not ironically, for spanking.
A setback is a setup for a comeback, Dad!


Could be worse. You could have been black!


Just kidding mods I'm black in case you forgot, don't ban meh pls.
Mods - he claims only 73%... The other 27% could be banned however...
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Man, I am getting destroyed today

I think we will just have to leave it at "I am getting seriously spanked"

I literally found ZERO usable content from my google search for "spanking gif". On the other hand, ///M Power-Belgium , you may find the results quite useful... not ironically, for spanking.
Spanked? You're getting wrecked so hard someones about to call FEMA.
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Could be worse. You could have been black!


Just kidding mods I'm black in case you forgot, don't ban meh pls.
Really? You are going to use platitudes. Don't make me slap the remaining 73% of black off you! Besides, the test indicates that I am as black as you are.... so it could not have been worse in that way.

inb4 paternitytest inb4 who'surdaddy
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