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      06-25-2016, 03:40 AM   #31945
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You sir are set for both Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner. Yumm Yumm.
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You sir are set for both Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner. Yumm Yumm.
Really the best possible response right there!
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      06-25-2016, 08:52 AM   #31948
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So I thought tearing it up on my friends half pipe was a good idea.. I don't bounce as easily as I did when I was 16 as I do now at 25.
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So I thought tearing it up on my friends half pipe was a good idea.. I don't bounce as easily as I did when I was 16 as I do now at 25.
It only gets worse. Trust me on this.
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      06-25-2016, 09:00 AM   #31950
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      06-25-2016, 11:33 AM   #31951
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I was having a nice zombie dream, just had got out my fighting weapon and ready for some fun, and wife work me up! Grrr
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      06-25-2016, 11:34 AM   #31952
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      06-25-2016, 11:39 AM   #31953
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I was having a nice zombie dream, just had got out my fighting weapon and ready for some fun, and wife work me up! Grrr
That sounds really bad my friend ! Probably you have "Cell" as well...

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      06-25-2016, 11:40 AM   #31954
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Well depends if youre a wuss in your dreams zombie attack isn't usually a good dream for most people.
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      06-25-2016, 11:42 AM   #31955
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I had a nightmare. It sucked.

I'm sure your nightmare was all about "The age of Tara" ?
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      06-25-2016, 11:44 AM   #31956
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Well depends if youre a wuss in your dreams zombie attack isn't usually a good dream for most people.
No wuss here brother ..
Remember I'll be back !
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      06-25-2016, 11:46 AM   #31957
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      06-25-2016, 11:46 AM   #31958
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I'm sure your nightmare was all about "The age of Tara" ?
Sorta lol
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      06-25-2016, 12:04 PM   #31959
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Is "trunk" a euphemism for something?
Yes for the storage compartment at the back of a car. Was just trying to derail the bimmette love fest.
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      06-25-2016, 12:07 PM   #31960
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So I thought tearing it up on my friends half pipe was a good idea.. I don't bounce as easily as I did when I was 16 as I do now at 25.
A few years back, I went snowboarding and decided to hit the park. As you said, falling when you're 16 is not as bad as falling in your 20s. Fractured my arm. Every time I've been snowboarding since, jumps and rails are a no no.
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      06-25-2016, 12:09 PM   #31962
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So I thought tearing it up on my friends half pipe was a good idea.. I don't bounce as easily as I did when I was 16 as I do now at 25.
A few years back, I went snowboarding and decided to hit the park. As you said, falling when you're 16 is not as bad as falling in your 20s. Fractured my arm. Every time I've been snowboarding since, jumps and rails are a no no.
Yeah I hear you. I just have a bruise, last bad injury I had was splitting my shin open on a rainbow rail last summer. So much blood hah
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Sorta lol
Voila !

Here the story after the "Apocalyps" => PART-2

So after I drove with the Mini through the Belgian Apocalyps I saw Wendy on the parking of the company ...

She looked confused as well by the whole shit and she looked tired as well by the noises in the night from the Apocalyps !
She looked to my Mini and said Ough....The Mini looks almost like a submarine ?
I said I was almost in the need of a periscope !
She said she had no problems with her X5 to drive through the whole shit ..

So we went inside and I noticed that Wendy was drinking an "INDIAN" tea !
I => Wendy is that an Indian tea ?
Wendy=> yes why Philippe ?
I => Now you make me thinking on my Indian friend ..
Wendy=> What ? An Indian friend ?
I => Yes
Wendy => From where ?
I => From Bimmerpost and he is a new friend of me .
Wendy => What is his name ?
I => Aatish
Wendy => I am a "KAPHA" type !
I => A what ?
Wendy => That's an Indian type and it comes from the "AYUVEDA"
And that's why I'm drinking PITTA 2 VATA TEA .
And I'm taking a daily dose of some Indian supplements and they are good for my nails and hair but they work also really positive on my libido..
I=> Ohhhh... now I know why you are looking always so hot ...
Wendy => Laugh out loud ..
I => See you later Sweetie .

The story above is no joke and happend for real !

Note: Later yesterday Wendy told me that she was fascinated by Indian fakirs as well !
I said I will tell this to my friend Aatish also and maybe he knows more about fakirs than I do ..

BTW ...How's your Sweetie my friend ?
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      06-25-2016, 02:04 PM   #31964
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Sorta lol
Voila !

Here the story after the "Apocalyps" => PART-2

So after I drove with the Mini through the Belgian Apocalyps I saw Wendy on the parking of the company ...

She looked confused as well by the whole shit and she looked tired as well by the noises in the night from the Apocalyps !
She looked to my Mini and said Ough....The Mini looks almost like a submarine ?
I said I was almost in the need of a periscope !
She said she had no problems with her X5 to drive through the whole shit ..

So we went inside and I noticed that Wendy was drinking an "INDIAN" tea !
I => Wendy is that an Indian tea ?
Wendy=> yes why Philippe ?
I => Now you make me thinking on my Indian friend ..
Wendy=> What ? An Indian friend ?
I => Yes
Wendy => From where ?
I => From Bimmerpost and he is a new friend of me .
Wendy => What is his name ?
I => Aatish
Wendy => I am a "KAPHA" type !
I => A what ?
Wendy => That's an Indian type and it comes from the "AYUVEDA"
And that's why I'm drinking PITTA 2 VATA TEA .
And I'm taking a daily dose of some Indian supplements and they are good for my nails and hair but they work also really positive on my libido..
I=> Ohhhh... now I know why you are looking always so hot ...
Wendy => Laugh out loud ..
I => See you later Sweetie .

The story above is no joke and happend for real !

Note: Later yesterday Wendy told me that she was fascinated by Indian fakirs as well !
I said I will tell this to my friend Aatish also and maybe he knows more about fakirs than I do ..

BTW ...How's your Sweetie my friend ?
Heh, the mini is a tank.

And Chai tea, was it? Good stuff, especially with he right masala. Stronger kick than coffee.

Fakir? Not exactly sure what that is but I'll ask around. Maybe I can remember what it is.

Alas, things could be better. Couldn't see her this week. Talked a bit, but not much. But, I just finished the jelly she gave me; it was good. Going to return the mason jar, filled with something of course.
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Yeah I hear you. I just have a bruise, last bad injury I had was splitting my shin open on a rainbow rail last summer. So much blood hah
Haha everyone has great stories from rainbow rails. First time I ever hit one, I went at it with too much speed. Basically launched off of it and came down pretty hard. Haha good times.
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