Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

King Rudi · 03-06-2019, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Yeah, see all the comments I get about my thinning hair is from friends.

That being said, more than once they've tipped the doorman somewhere we are going to ask for my ID and tell me something to the effect of I look nothing like my picture / OR I had a lot more hair back then.

Threw me off the first time, but then I saw them about 10 feet away doubled over laughing and I pieced it together.

It's ok...I have paid them back.

Those are some true friends right there! Sounds just like my friends. Although I typically tend to be the meanest of the bunch we all seem to manage to give each other a considerable amount of shit.

Turkish Pickle · 03-06-2019, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Here is a little closer to my speed...

"what do you want to do when you grow up"
"i want to pull like MKSixer"

MKSixer · 03-06-2019, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

"what do you want to do when you grow up"
"i want to pull like MKSixer"

She's not even the hottest. The hottest was from Texas but she was bat 5h1T crazy. Like not even playing. Scary.

UncleWede · 03-06-2019, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

She's not even the hottest. The hottest was from Texas but she was bat 5h1T crazy. Like not even playing. Scary.

Must have been the Hispanic . . .

aozer · 03-06-2019, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

She's not even the hottest. The hottest was from Texas but she was bat 5h1T crazy. Like not even playing. Scary.

To look like that and be single at her age she has to have some serious mental deficits or some serious baggage.

King Rudi · 03-06-2019, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Here is a little closer to my speed...

I'll give it to you, she is attractive......at the same time she does indeed look like she would be very high maintenance and pain in the ass in the event that her demands are not met. I'd take a low-key "girl next door" type with some take out and movie at home while actually getting to know a person versus spending a fortune on a date to only get to know her "representative." This is what I dig with the girlfriend. Tonight's agenda - a sofa, frozen pizza and scary movie while doing laundry followed by some sex that most people never experience and then a deep coma like sleep.

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Originally Posted by aozer

To look like that and be single at her age she has to have some serious mental deficits or some serious baggage.

My point exactly!

MKSixer · 03-06-2019, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Must have been the Hispanic . . .

It was. She was SMOKING HOT. And bat**** crazy!

MKSixer · 03-06-2019, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by aozer

To look like that and be single at her age she has to have some serious mental deficits or some serious baggage.

We'll find out Friday. She does have kids, however. Always a good thing. At least they are less likely to be completely selfish harpy's

MKSixer · 03-06-2019, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I'll give it to you, she is attractive......at the same time she does indeed look like she would be very high maintenance and pain in the ass in the event that her demands are not met. I'd take a low-key "girl next door" type with some take out and movie at home while actually getting to know a person versus spending a fortune on a date to only get to know her "representative." This is what I dig with the girlfriend. Tonight's agenda - a sofa, frozen pizza and scary movie while doing laundry followed by some sex that most people never experience and then a deep coma like sleep.

I like that but part of my suitability test is to see how they carry themselves in a nicer setting. I once went out with a young lady who looked amazing but when the food came she grabbed her fork and went after the prime rib or steak, I can't remember which, as though she was about to take down a saber tooth cat and drag it back into the cave.

Then she picked up the knife.

While there is something sexy about a woman with drippings coming from her mouth, when it is the remains of some poor cow who wanted a dignified presentation to someone's digestive system it loses it's luster.

Super hot. Single date. Unsuitable.

UncleWede · 03-06-2019, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

While there is something sexy about a woman with drippings coming from her mouth, when it is the remains of some poor cow who wanted a dignified presentation to someone's digestive system it loses it's luster.

Because she'd ride you hard then put you away wet?

King Rudi · 03-06-2019, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

I like that but part of my suitability test is to see how they carry themselves in a nicer setting. I once went out with a young lady who looked amazing but when the food came she grabbed her fork and went after the prime rib or steak, I can't remember which, as though she was about to take down a saber tooth cat and drag it back into the cave.

Then she picked up the knife.

While there is something sexy about a woman with drippings coming from her mouth, when it is the remains of some poor cow who wanted a dignified presentation to someone's digestive system it loses it's luster.

Super hot. Single date. Unsuitable.

I don't disagree with you on this. I tend to shoot for right down the center. Humble enough to appreciate a quiet night at home relaxing with friends, some music and wine or pj's, take out and a movie; yet at the same time be able to dress up enough for a dinner in nice restaurant and know how to handle themselves in that environment without drawing the wrong kind of attention.

MKSixer · 03-06-2019, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Because she'd ride you hard then put you away wet?

That was last weekend.

King Rudi · 03-06-2019, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

It was. She was SMOKING HOT. And bat**** crazy!

Every. Single. One......that I have ever met anyway. The crazy one's are always fun until the needle goes into the red; then all bets are off.

DETRoadster · 03-06-2019, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Must have been the Hispanic . . .

Or Russian / former Soviet Union.

I worked with a dude who imported his wife from Estonia. She was so, so, so hot. She also tried to light him on fire and hit him with her car, breaking his arm.

CTinline-six · 03-06-2019, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

I like that but part of my suitability test is to see how they carry themselves in a nicer setting.

Part of my "test" is to see how they treat waiters/waitresses. Some of the girls I've taken on dates seem really nice at first then their true colors show when they are waited on.

hilld · 03-06-2019, 06:21 PM

Isn't there this saying about women.

They are:
Beautiful
Successful
Sane

Pick any 2 only

Turkish Pickle · 03-06-2019, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

Or Russian / former Soviet Union.

I worked with a dude who imported his wife from Estonia. She was so, so, so hot. She also tried to light him on fire and hit him with her car, breaking his arm.

is your buddy okay?
what ensued afterwards?
please tell me he's at least alive

DETRoadster · 03-06-2019, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

is your buddy okay?
what ensued afterwards?
please tell me he's at least alive

She was too stupid to actually light him on fire. He was sleeping and woke up to her trying to light his socks on fire. WTF? Who does that?

The last straw was when they got in a huge argument after he found out she was cheating on him with some strip club employee (bouncer? DJ? Manager? I cant recall) that she was secretly stripping at while he was at work to get cash to buy drugs. She tried to leave, he got in front of the car. She hit him with said car. He went up over the hood and landed on his arm on the curb and broke it. She drove off. Police charges and divorce papers were filed shortly after.

Yeah, he's good now. Re-married, kids, balding, 30 pounds heavier. Working a career job for a mega company. The American dream. Totally normal, boring, life.

Turkish Pickle · 03-06-2019, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

She was too stupid to actually light him on fire. He was sleeping and woke up to her trying to light his socks on fire. WTF? Who does that?

The last straw was when they got in a huge argument after he found out she was cheating on him with some strip club employee (bouncer? DJ? Manager? I cant recall) that she was secretly stripping at while he was at work to get cash to buy drugs. She tried to leave, he got in front of the car. She hit him with said car. He went up over the hood and landed on his arm on the curb and broke it. She drove off. Police charges and divorce papers were filed shortly after.

Yeah, he's good now. Re-married, kids, balding, 30 pounds heavier. Working a career job for a mega company. The American dream. Totally normal, boring, life.

oh yeah because lighting someone on fire is generally never the last straw, gotta wait until you learn your wife was stripping to buy drugs

but good on him! some people just dream of the American dream, the hot wife, nice house in the suburbs, 3 kids and 2 dogs with a stable job life. i can tell you're not into that either

MKSixer · 03-06-2019, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

Or Russian / former Soviet Union.

I worked with a dude who imported his wife from Estonia. She was so, so, so hot. She also tried to light him on fire and hit him with her car, breaking his arm.

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

She was too stupid to actually light him on fire. He was sleeping and woke up to her trying to light his socks on fire. WTF? Who does that?

The last straw was when they got in a huge argument after he found out she was cheating on him with some strip club employee (bouncer? DJ? Manager? I cant recall) that she was secretly stripping at while he was at work to get cash to buy drugs. She tried to leave, he got in front of the car. She hit him with said car. He went up over the hood and landed on his arm on the curb and broke it. She drove off. Police charges and divorce papers were filed shortly after.

Yeah, he's good now. Re-married, kids, balding, 30 pounds heavier. Working a career job for a mega company. The American dream. Totally normal, boring, life.

Don't even bring up Russian. I was communicating with one and we decided to meet a week or so later. She decides to FaceTime me one night about 2AM drunk and high telling me what she needed in all aspects of her life. All. Use your imagination.

We never met because I blocked her afterwards. Boy was she hot.

King Rudi · 03-06-2019, 08:07 PM

The "after hours" posts in this thread is when the real shit goes down.

DETRoadster · 03-06-2019, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

oh yeah because lighting someone on fire is generally never the last straw, gotta wait until you learn your wife was stripping to buy drugs

but good on him! some people just dream of the American dream, the hot wife, nice house in the suburbs, 3 kids and 2 dogs with a stable job life. i can tell you're not into that either

Oh man, I'm dying here. You're so right. In retrospect, how was that NOT the last straw? Just goes to show you how hot she was and how completely stupid we were as mid 20s kids. Also, keep in mind, my buddy was/is an engineer (as am I) so let's just say that game with the ladies was not exactly our strong suit. Options were not plentiful.

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