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      06-16-2016, 07:01 PM   #31329
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Is it odd that it's just Thursday and I'm looking to get absolutely wasted tonight?
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      06-16-2016, 07:29 PM   #31330
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Is it odd that it's just Thursday and I'm looking to get absolutely wasted tonight?
No that happens on Mondays usually to me
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      06-16-2016, 07:49 PM   #31333
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      06-16-2016, 08:26 PM   #31334
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      06-16-2016, 08:35 PM   #31336
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Can't say I know what that mainland flavor is
When I was really young these two hookers (in retrospect) who came to sit at our table swiped my friends phone and was gone in minutes.. that was embarrassing

Lol if you live in one of those expat-heavy apartment blocks, my bro said the gweilo expats and their (nasty) local gfs are always arguing in the hallway in the middle of night etc. ya gotta know how to say get the fuck away from me!
Mainland flavor...kinda like in Mandarin, the term, "tu". Kind of uncooth or "country". For instance not knowing how to eat Western food or even just not having manners.

Dude, lots of gweilo love the nasty locals. Like dirtier and browner, the better.
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The Tesla and I gave her "pornstar hair" as she called it.
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      06-17-2016, 01:42 AM   #31338
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Mainland flavor...kinda like in Mandarin, the term, "tu". Kind of uncooth or "country". For instance not knowing how to eat Western food or even just not having manners.

Dude, lots of gweilo love the nasty locals. Like dirtier and browner, the better.
Oh.. i thought u ate them out

damn fuck these locals are so uneducated.. u have to scream at them to do anything.. peasants.. all of them!

well so long as your not hanging around Wan Chai oggling the 'bar girls' ..
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      06-17-2016, 01:44 AM   #31339
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The Tesla and I gave her "pornstar hair" as she called it.
It has an outlet for a hair dryer?
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The Tesla and I gave her "pornstar hair" as she called it.
It has an outlet for a hair dryer?
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      06-17-2016, 02:23 PM   #31341
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How's everyone's Friday so far?
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      06-17-2016, 04:48 PM   #31342
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It's a beautiful day here. Lots of topless driving time.
And you?
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      06-17-2016, 04:52 PM   #31343
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      06-17-2016, 04:55 PM   #31344
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It's a beautiful day here. Lots of topless driving time.
And you?
If I myself was actually topless, I wouldn't have all these weird tan lines from driving topless
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If I myself was actually topless, I wouldn't have all these weird tan lines from driving topless
Well there's your solution to your tan line problem right there.
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      06-17-2016, 05:00 PM   #31346
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If I myself was actually topless, I wouldn't have all these weird tan lines from driving topless
Well there's your solution to your tan line problem right there.
I assume that would be illegal. Right?
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I assume that would be illegal. Right?
Only if it's indecent.
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      06-17-2016, 05:06 PM   #31348
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I assume that would be illegal. Right?
Only if it's indecent.
Interesting.
Today I learned that indecent exposure generally means showing genitals actually and not boobs.
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Interesting.
Today I learned that indecent exposure generally means showing genitals actually and not boobs.
Wait...really? Cuz I was just talking out of my ass.
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Interesting.
Today I learned that indecent exposure generally means showing genitals actually and not boobs.
Wait...really? Cuz I was just talking out of my ass.
That's what the google told me.
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