What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Why the fuck did I google that. I should've known better lol

:::

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Axius

Only thing worse than a nutsacpe selfie.....group shot of nutscape selfies.

So a gay orgy? I only do selfnutties, not really into all that freaky shit.

Originally Posted by duck fat

Fine fine. I guess I'll check out your nutscape as well.

It's a very nice nutscape, the new trim layout I've been using has been a real hit with the ladies.

Originally Posted by Aatish

Why the fuck did I google that. I should've known better lol

I can't believe you actually had to google it.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

So a gay orgy? I only do selfnutties, not really into all that freaky shit.

It's a very nice nutscape, the new trim layout I've been using has been a real hit with the ladies.

I can't believe you actually had to google it.

Dude. Of course he had to Google it. You saw the watch picture from Aatish He has to borrow duck fat 's lawn mower to nutscape.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Dude. Of course he had to Google it. You saw the watch picture from Aatish He has to borrow duck fat 's lawn mower to nutscape.

I sure hope he sharpened them blades after cutting through the dense thick puruvian jungle he calls pubes.

[F30lolz]

Happy Hour today!

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Dude. Of course he had to Google it. You saw the watch picture from Aatish He has to borrow duck fat 's lawn mower to nutscape.

Originally Posted by Axius

I sure hope he sharpened them blades after cutting through the dense thick puruvian jungle he calls pubes.

Duller than a butter knife. Lots of pull and chop.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Axius

Most of my pics are all nutscape though, so there's that angle from way down low so you can see up my nostrils.

Originally Posted by duck fat

Pics of just the top half, please!

Don't worry duckfat - according to what @MrTonka has told me, the view from the bottom of the knees to the top of his head is completely unobstructed (dude apparently doesn't even have much of a belly) - you'll be able to see the nostrils in all their flaring glory.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Why the fuck did I google that. I should've known better lol

GOT 'EM

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Don't worry duckfat - according to what @MrTonka has told me, the view from the bottom of the knees to the top of his head is completely unobstructed (dude apparently doesn't even have much of a belly) - you'll be able to see the nostrils in all their flaring glory.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Aatish

It's the DSG right?

No, the Touareg uses an auto.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

No, the Touareg uses an auto.

Isn't your's the diesel?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Isn't your's the diesel?

No, that's ASBSECU E93. Mine is a VR6.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

No, that's ASBSECU E93. Mine is a VR6.

AHHH, That makes sense.

Either way, best of luck.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

No, that's ASBSECU E93. Mine is a VR6.

The diesel is a BEAST!!!

[ASBSECU E93]

Hot as a Nutscape today bimmette

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by grimlock

TW chicks chillest for sure, HK ones are shallow, China ones are the toughest nut to crack

Had the most China chicks - Northern China. But a lot of them are ulterior motive types. Plus, they've got that mainland flavor. Not sure if you guys know what I mean.

Taiwan girls in my experience are more Americanized and easier to establish common ground. Plus, they tend to groom better....

HK girls are too high maintenance and one of them stalked the shit out of me for over two years. Can't deal....

[08njSTEP]

I Mohawk my nutscape.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hot as a Nutscape today bimmette

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[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

I Mohawk my nutscape.

Little landing strip? Eww.

[08njSTEP]

No spiked out pointing toward ground.
There was a guy painting for BMW at port jersey. Safety Jane, the BMWNA occupational safety lady, saw his beard and told him he had to shave. The next time she saw him she said,"I thought I told you to shave." He replied,"I did.....it makes my balls itch!"

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Had the most China chicks - Northern China. But a lot of them are ulterior motive types. Plus, they've got that mainland flavor. Not sure if you guys know what I mean.

Taiwan girls in my experience are more Americanized and easier to establish common ground. Plus, they tend to groom better....

HK girls are too high maintenance and one of them stalked the shit out of me for over two years. Can't deal....

Can't say I know what that mainland flavor is
When I was really young these two hookers (in retrospect) who came to sit at our table swiped my friends phone and was gone in minutes.. that was embarrassing

Lol if you live in one of those expat-heavy apartment blocks, my bro said the gweilo expats and their (nasty) local gfs are always arguing in the hallway in the middle of night etc. ya gotta know how to say get the fuck away from me!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Morning

Night .