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      06-08-2016, 02:09 PM   #30669
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I like it when this happens.
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Just be an asshole and mock people's flaws and make them feel shitty about their shit life while you snicker and piss in their Cheerios.
i must admit this is quite a fun game, alas one can only chew the jerky for so long everyday (unless you're from the home of maniken piss, in which case your capabilities in this area are legendary and you don't tire, be spanking the little bro from tide up to tide down..)
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Is that a box of fleshlights? May I borrow one? For science?
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I'll teach you something...



first they came for the 13yrs olds.. then now the 3yr olds
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i must admit this is quite a fun game, alas one can only chew the jerky for so long everyday (unless you're from the home of maniken piss, in which case your capabilities in this area are legendary and you don't tire, be spanking the little bro from tide up to tide down..)
Just don't kick someone in the feels too much. You need to inspire and pick them back up before you push them down again so it's a constant rollercoaster of emotions.
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Is that a box of fleshlights? May I borrow one? For science?
IND branded fleshlights.. someone call NKC
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IND branded fleshlights.. someone call NKC
Me no know what IND is. I'm just a poseur that drives a shit BMW because too poor for mods other than Plastidip and stickers.
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Just don't kick someone in the feels too much. You need to inspire and pick them back up before you push them down again so it's a constant rollercoaster of emotions.
like this?

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first they came for the 13yrs olds.. then now the 3yr olds
The younger the stronger the urinary stream ...
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Me no know what IND is. I'm just a poseur that drives a shit BMW because too poor for mods other than Plastidip and stickers.
And the 612 ?
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And the 612 ?
Same thing, piece of shit, never moves. Hell sometimes I feel like it doesn't even exist.
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The younger the stronger the urinary stream ...
ofcourse, have u seen baby penises.. they are not proportional!
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Blow their minds with SUMIF(S) or ADDRESS functions... Muhahahaha.
I remember showing some idiot how to break fully condensed addresses into multiple fields using a long formula consisting of find (to get the comma) and a serious of if conditionals and len's to separate into street, city, st, zip. Noobs.
If you have specific address text patterns you can combo with concat,mid,find, and len if needed. No need for long formulas.

Or better yet - text to columns LOL
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If you have specific address text patterns you can combo with concat,mid,find, and len if needed. No need for long formulas.

Or better yet - text to columns LOL
I did use mid, find and len. Don't think I used concat. This was a long time ago... but the equation was still long. Text to Columns, eh?
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ofcourse, have u seen baby penises.. they are not proportional!
I was actually an exception...I'm born big !
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Amateurs. Have you seen how Japan does it?

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If you have specific address text patterns you can combo with concat,mid,find, and len if needed. No need for long formulas.

Or better yet - text to columns LOL
I did use mid, find and len. Don't think I used concat. This was a long time ago... but the equation was still long. Text to Columns, eh?
Tab or whatever delimited lol

Freaking old ass database systems need this when the damn dataset comes out as a string. Smh. Lol
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Two girls one cup is my homepage. Makes me want to go get soft serve ice cream every time.
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Oh god, an hlookup would make them forget everything they know. I blew their minds when I created a spreadsheet to track our prepaids. All I did was literally write one IF statement.
Blow their minds with SUMIF(S) or ADDRESS functions... Muhahahaha.
Dude subtotal(109)

Holy shit only visible cells! WOW!!
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Two girls one cup is my homepage. Makes me want to go get soft serve ice cream every time.
I would say more comparable to froyo because bacteria.
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Amateurs. Have you seen how Japan does it?

Drawn on iPhone lol
I'm not surprised..
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