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      06-07-2016, 05:18 PM   #30537
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I do. Quit looking in a while I'm showering. It's gross dude.
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Hide yo kids, hide yo wife cuz they rapin errbody up in heere....

My boy Antoine Dodson!
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His single was straight fire.
I actually paid money for it and downloaded that shit from iTunes.

I used to force feed it to my ibanking interns if they fucked up my financial models.
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Took my bud and I 3 hours to get donuts lololol.
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Took my bud and I 3 hours to get donuts lololol.
At 12AM, too?
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Took my bud and I 3 hours to get donuts lololol.
At 12AM, too?
Got home sat 12 lol.

Krispy Kreme, man.
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Got home sat 12 lol.

Krispy Kreme, man.
Was your bud a small Asian dude named Harold?
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Got home sat 12 lol.

Krispy Kreme, man.
Don't eat that stuff too often man! Oh the fructose and saturated fats.

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Was your bud a small Asian dude named Harold?
Oh no.
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Vierbage lucky man. :-)
I am Lups pool girl and local artist, Grimlock hides in peoples bushes and watches them use the bathroom, Belgium is the resident horny bastard, and Biorin is a girl (or man still not sure) with a mustache.
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Got home sat 12 lol.

Krispy Kreme, man.
Was your bud a small Asian dude named Harold?
Was actually a rather small English dude named Austin.
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Got home sat 12 lol.

Krispy Kreme, man.
Don't eat that stuff too often man! Oh the fructose and saturated fats.

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Was your bud a small Asian dude named Harold?
Oh no.
But Hot Donuts!

Those things are so bad for ones body it isn't even funny. Go down like water when they're hot.
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But Hot Donuts!

Those things are so bad for ones body it isn't even funny. Go down like water when they're hot.
Want to make your heart melt? When you get a warm batch, puncture little holes in them and stuff with warm bacon.


Off the chains.
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Got home sat 12 lol.

Krispy Kreme, man.
Don't eat that stuff too often man! Oh the fructose and saturated fats.

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Was your bud a small Asian dude named Harold?
Oh no.
But Hot Donuts!

Those things are so bad for ones body it isn't even funny. Go down like water when they're hot.
Here is totally a movie here: Austin and Aatish Go to Krispy Kreme. I see Teslas and pot and hookers and Patel hotels and pot.

(You know you have a "watch problem" when your iOS device tries to autocorrect "Patel" to "Patek". Heh.)
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Is that Sara in your avatar?
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No, that's me.
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No, that's me.
PM your boobs.

Morning OT!
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