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      06-07-2016, 03:37 PM   #30515
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      06-07-2016, 03:38 PM   #30517
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Not awesome. Just found out a long time colleague/friend passed away. His 14 year old son found him when he got home from school.
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      06-07-2016, 03:46 PM   #30519
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God, I should so sig this.
I just give the people what they want.
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I just give the people what they want.
I don't care what Verb or Tonka say about you. You're a good man.
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Not me lol
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      06-07-2016, 03:59 PM   #30521
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I don't care what Verb or Tonka say about you. You're a good man.
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I have husband, married 3 years. He say $600 is good but no more. We both work hard.

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bimmette is dating Verbiage and jtodd_fl is Verb's dad but he keeps hitting on bimmette. Kinda weird but it's none of my business. Mr Tonka is jtodd's next door neighbor.
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bimmette is dating Verbiage and jtodd_fl is Verb's dad but he keeps hitting on bimmette. Kinda weird but it's none of my business. Mr Tonka is jtodd's next door neighbor.
And you know what the neighbor is up to.....
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I have husband, married 3 years. He say $600 is good but no more. We both work hard.

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bimmette is dating Verbiage and jtodd_fl is Verb's dad but he keeps hitting on bimmette. Kinda weird but it's none of my business. Mr Tonka is jtodd's next door neighbor.
LOL!!! :
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I really like Porsches. Doesn't mean I should get one. Just saying.
Not with that attitude.

DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS.
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WOW, my car has been clean two days now..., no rain forecasted!
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WOW, my car has been clean two days now..., no rain forecasted!
What you just did was jynx yourself, that you did.
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I really like Porsches. Doesn't mean I should get one. Just saying.
Not with that attitude.

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Haha, I will own a Porsche someday. Just not today.
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bimmette is dating Verbiage and jtodd_fl is Verb's dad but he keeps hitting on bimmette. Kinda weird but it's none of my business. Mr Tonka is jtodd's next door neighbor.
And you know what the neighbor is up to.....
I do. Quit looking in a while I'm showering. It's gross dude.
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I really like Porsches. Doesn't mean I should get one. Just saying.

But I know I'm in the minority with my belief in living within one's means.
So I'll let others advise you.
I have husband, married 3 years. He say $600 is good but no more. We both work hard.

And you, married or boyfriend
I agree. You should make him pay you more than $600 per month.
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I do. Quit looking in a while I'm showering. It's gross dude.
Do you shower in the evening? He has something in his sig about preferring to choke the chicken in the evening.
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What you just did was jynx yourself, that you did.
Were that true here in Cali, I'd actually buy one of those Cali dusters and scratch my car every day!!!
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bimmette great job on goals/assist. My season is currently over, and my brother's team hasn't played again yet either. I went out and bought a white uni so I could play with that team, and still haven't worn it outside my bedroom
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bimmette great job on goals/assist. My season is currently over, and my brother's team hasn't played again yet either. I went out and bought a white uni so I could play with that team, and still haven't worn it outside my bedroom
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