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silvergray545 · 06-06-2016, 12:35 PM

Shit. It's lunch time already.

UncleWede · 06-06-2016, 12:36 PM

dejavu all over again. I SWEAR I have read the last 2 pages before. Even had to check I was on the last pages, and they were posted today.

(watches for agents to appear)

grimlock · 06-06-2016, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

For some reason, all the women I dated prior to my meeting my wife had... separation... issues when the time came.

This one, in particular, I was not even breaking up with. Simply explaining that a study abroad program, which had been discussed MANY times before had been finalized and I was leaving for Europe in a few months. Here response, at 70 mph, was toy and the wheel... of her car. Heh. I was driving her car for reasons previously mentioned. Yep. Trip to the hospital. All in all.. assessing the nearly year I dated her... #worth!

hmm.. overly attached GF?

grimlock · 06-06-2016, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Check her teeth my friend , even a Schwarzenegger wiener would hurt .
Do you know a wood scrape ?

well it would be worth it from the pic..

just no stiches though..

///M Power-Belgium · 06-06-2016, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

well it would be worth it from the pic..

just no stiches though..

Think I prefer a car accident , than stiches in my dick !

grimlock · 06-06-2016, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

dejavu all over again. I SWEAR I have read the last 2 pages before. Even had to check I was on the last pages, and they were posted today.

(watches for agents to appear)

you've been here before.. my first time

grimlock · 06-06-2016, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Think I prefer a car accident , than stiches in my dick !

with Jtodd's ex you'd get both

not-so-serious/fun question: Bimmette or Sara? (can PM if you don't want to post the answer

)

Verbiage · 06-06-2016, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Shit. It's lunch time already.

Quoting this one since it's shorter. Lolz.

But mmmmm sounds like my type; fiery.

You know you can't handle them bruh! Just save them for me.

EDIT: Wait she grew up down south?!

///M Power-Belgium · 06-06-2016, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

with Jtodd's ex you'd get both

not-so-serious/fun question: Bimmette or Sara? (can PM if you don't want to post the answer

)

Ohhh...That's quite simple for me ...
I'll take both for a trio and everyone is happy

jtodd_fl · 06-06-2016, 12:55 PM

Lala land.

Aatish · 06-06-2016, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Shit. It's lunch time already.

Conveniently, she works 5 minutes or so from one of my properties. I'm usually there in the mid to late afternoon.

UncleWede · 06-06-2016, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Lala land.

coming or going?

grimlock · 06-06-2016, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Ohhh...That's quite simple for me ...
I'll take both for a trio and everyone is happy

nice

Verbiage · 06-06-2016, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aatish

Conveniently, she works 5 minutes or so from one of my properties. I'm usually there in the mid to late afternoon.

Same quote logic?

jtodd_fl · 06-06-2016, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grimlock

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

For some reason, all the women I dated prior to my meeting my wife had... separation... issues when the time came.

This one, in particular, I was not even breaking up with. Simply explaining that a study abroad program, which had been discussed MANY times before had been finalized and I was leaving for Europe in a few months. Here response, at 70 mph, was toy and the wheel... of her car. Heh. I was driving her car for reasons previously mentioned. Yep. Trip to the hospital. All in all.. assessing the nearly year I dated her... #worth!

hmm.. overly attached GF?

For real. The ER nurse asked (literally)

"I just got in. Where you the accident in 94 at the Jackson exit? I didn't think anyone survived."

Lulz. Thank [insert being/person/deity of your choice] for seat belts.

grimlock · 06-06-2016, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Lala land.

is jacking off on a plane a punishable offence?

Aatish · 06-06-2016, 12:58 PM

@Verbiage Just remembered that there is a Spanish-Indian, or at least her name sounds Spanish, chick who is quite famous.

Jacqueline Fernandez.

jtodd_fl · 06-06-2016, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Lala land.

is jacking off on a plane a punishable offence?

Not sure yet. Give 10 minutes and will advise.

Aatish · 06-06-2016, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grimlock

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Lala land.

is jacking off on a plane a punishable offence?

http://www.mediaite.com/online/virgi...-masturbating/

Aatish · 06-06-2016, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aatish

Conveniently, she works 5 minutes or so from one of my properties. I'm usually there in the mid to late afternoon.

Same quote logic?

Geniuses think alike

grimlock · 06-06-2016, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

http://www.mediaite.com/online/virgi...-masturbating/

hey 26yrs old.. was it one of you guys?

jtodd_fl · 06-06-2016, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Quote:

Originally Posted by grimlock

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Lala land.

is jacking off on a plane a punishable offence?

http://www.mediaite.com/online/virgi...-masturbating/

Well. Guess we know. I can end my experiment ... Prematurely.

*ba dum tss*

Edit: of course it was a Virgin flight. Wonder if it was his maiden voyage.

06-06-2016, 12:35 PM	#30317
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06-06-2016, 12:36 PM	#30318
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Aatish Lofty 3476 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	@Verbiage Just remembered that there is a Spanish-Indian, or at least her name sounds Spanish, chick who is quite famous. Jacqueline Fernandez. __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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