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ASBSECU E93 · 06-04-2016, 04:20 PM

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@Lups

So... You waxed your toes!

How else will anyone suck toes?!?!

Waxing is a must!!!

Taskmaster · 06-04-2016, 07:25 PM

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Oh I've had my encounters with snobby E9X 328 owners. I don't get it.

Me.

Taskmaster · 06-04-2016, 07:30 PM

Feet, gross!! D:

Banana Hammock · 06-04-2016, 08:39 PM

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Me.

Naw you seem like a pretty cool and down to earth dude.

Mr Tonka · 06-04-2016, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

How else will anyone suck toes?!?!

Waxing is a must!!!

jtodd_fl I know you're thinking about posting it again...

ASBSECU E93 · 06-04-2016, 11:22 PM

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How else will anyone suck toes?!?!

Waxing is a must!!!

jtodd_fl I know you're thinking about posting it again...

Shaq feet

Aatish · 06-04-2016, 11:56 PM

Family dinners at relatives house always make me feel old as fuck and somewhat like a reject.

Aatish · 06-05-2016, 12:07 AM

Also laid me eyes on an absolute dime. Held the door open. Made eye contact. Winked. She smirked. I walked away.

Turns out, I know her brother somehow.

Aatish · 06-05-2016, 12:10 AM

Her names Miranda. Every girl I know who's name is Miranda ends up being a 24/7 bowling ally. Sigh

Aatish · 06-05-2016, 12:11 AM

I'm currently watching SpongeBob. Very naughty show. So many hidden references.

bimmette · 06-05-2016, 12:17 AM

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Her names Miranda. Every girl I know who's name is Miranda ends up being a 24/7 bowling ally. Sigh

I don't think I've ever met a Miranda in my life. Hmm weird.

Aatish · 06-05-2016, 12:19 AM

I didn't go to my high school prom because the faculty wouldn't let me drive to venue. Felt bad cuz this girl really wanted to go with me, and kept reminding me everyday, a full month before the actual thing. Told her that if she didn't have a date a week before, I'd go with her. That didn't happen...

Aatish · 06-05-2016, 12:21 AM

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Her names Miranda. Every girl I know who's name is Miranda ends up being a 24/7 bowling ally. Sigh

I don't think I've ever met a Miranda in my life. Hmm weird.

I know 3. All three are very "open" with there bodies and mouths.

Aatish · 06-05-2016, 12:22 AM

Still dated her for a year or so.

Aatish · 06-05-2016, 12:31 AM

That J. Cole song goes "She got me up all night, constant" blah blah blah is a good description of my past week.

Aatish · 06-05-2016, 12:32 AM

Ok. I'm done ranting. Good night those whom are still reading.

bimmette · 06-05-2016, 12:33 AM

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I didn't go to my high school prom because the faculty wouldn't let me drive to venue. Felt bad cuz this girl really wanted to go with me, and kept reminding me everyday, a full month before the actual thing. Told her that if she didn't have a date a week before, I'd go with her. That didn't happen...

My prom date was Indian. Just thought I'd tell you that. The guy I actually wanted to go with was also Indian and he was later murdered. Yeah, I went to a bad school.

Banana Hammock · 06-05-2016, 01:22 AM

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My prom date was Indian. Just thought I'd tell you that. The guy I actually wanted to go with was also Indian and he was later murdered. Yeah, I went to a bad school.

Murder? Canada? Does not compute...

ASBSECU E93 · 06-05-2016, 01:23 AM

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I didn't go to my high school prom because the faculty wouldn't let me drive to venue. Felt bad cuz this girl really wanted to go with me, and kept reminding me everyday, a full month before the actual thing. Told her that if she didn't have a date a week before, I'd go with her. That didn't happen...

My prom date was Indian. Just thought I'd tell you that. The guy I actually wanted to go with was also Indian and he was later murdered. Yeah, I went to a bad school.

One of my college teammates was murdered.

bimmette · 06-05-2016, 01:27 AM

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My prom date was Indian. Just thought I'd tell you that. The guy I actually wanted to go with was also Indian and he was later murdered. Yeah, I went to a bad school.

Murder? Canada? Does not compute...

Meh, Canadians are nice people. The gangsters just kill other gangsters.

bimmette · 06-05-2016, 01:29 AM

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I didn't go to my high school prom because the faculty wouldn't let me drive to venue. Felt bad cuz this girl really wanted to go with me, and kept reminding me everyday, a full month before the actual thing. Told her that if she didn't have a date a week before, I'd go with her. That didn't happen...

My prom date was Indian. Just thought I'd tell you that. The guy I actually wanted to go with was also Indian and he was later murdered. Yeah, I went to a bad school.

One of my college teammates was murdered.

Oh, I have many high school friends who were murdered. Not enough people left for any high school reunion.

///M Power-Belgium · 06-05-2016, 06:32 AM

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Oh, I have many high school friends who were murdered. Not enough people left for any high school reunion.

Ohhhh....WOW ! Tara ,that sounds like a gangster movie !
Maybe that's why you graduated in crime investigation ?

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Aatish Lofty 3471 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	I didn't go to my high school prom because the faculty wouldn't let me drive to venue. Felt bad cuz this girl really wanted to go with me, and kept reminding me everyday, a full month before the actual thing. Told her that if she didn't have a date a week before, I'd go with her. That didn't happen... __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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