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      06-01-2016, 12:32 PM   #29921
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I meant for the wedding, but that works, too. Lol.
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      06-01-2016, 01:29 PM   #29922
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Hell yeah! You're the shit!

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      06-01-2016, 01:31 PM   #29923
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Hell yeah! You're the shit!

I promise I'll make sure Verbiage behaves. He won't know what to do with so many foreign girls in one place.
I'd need to bring about 5 pairs of dress pants.
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I meant for the wedding, but that works, too. Lol.
It takes a couple years to go from talking to getting married. I'm guessing, by then, he'll have a 488.
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      06-01-2016, 01:32 PM   #29925
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It takes a couple years to go from talking to getting married. I'm guessing, by then, he'll have a 488.
Psh turbo meh.


You mean 458 Speciale.


JK I like the turbo one but it doesn't have that LOL I WILL CASTRATE YOU AND FUCK YOUR BITCH appeal like the Speciale.
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Psh turbo meh.


You mean 458 Speciale.


JK I like the turbo one but it doesn't have that LOL I WILL CASTRATE YOU AND FUCK YOUR BITCH appeal like the Speciale.
The things I would do for a 458 Speciale...

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      06-01-2016, 02:13 PM   #29928
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Not sure where you are going with this, but clearly I struck a chord... But I DO see myself correctly, and it's not a manifestation... ANGEL, like grade A premium quality, we're talking like wagyu grade A5 quality angel...
resistance is a sign.. u mean I struck a chord with u.. the other way around
stop calling yourself an angel, it's unseemingly
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      06-01-2016, 02:14 PM   #29929
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The things I would do for a 458 Speciale...

doesn't count if u'd still do them for nothing..
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      06-01-2016, 02:16 PM   #29930
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doesn't count if u'd still do them for nothing..
Bastard! Well played.
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      06-01-2016, 02:18 PM   #29931
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doesn't count if u'd still do them for nothing..
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Bastard! Well played.
Grimmy is kinda crafty.



And not just because he's from Hong Kong.
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Grimmy is kinda crafty.



And not just because he's from Hong Kong.
i acquired arts and crafts skills at a late age.. like 30-something

meanwhile, lets get back to what we'd do to punish that child molester..
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      06-01-2016, 02:21 PM   #29933
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Bastard! Well played.
quit calling me what i've strived long and hard to be called..
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      06-01-2016, 02:23 PM   #29934
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jtodd_fl you are requested. I assume you're actually getting some work done today. Or driving the M2. Or something not involving a computer.



Meh... working. M2 should be here in a couple weeks... it's somewhere on the Atlantic between Southampton and Baltimore.
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      06-01-2016, 02:23 PM   #29935
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Grimmy is kinda crafty.



And not just because he's from Hong Kong.
I see what you did there.
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      06-01-2016, 02:23 PM   #29936
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Grimmy is kinda crafty.



And not just because he's from Hong Kong.

Grimmy is a sneaky fuck. He's probably in your bushes watching you poop as we speak.
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      06-01-2016, 02:26 PM   #29937
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Meh... working. M2 should be here in a couple weeks... it's somewhere on the Atlantic between Southampton and Baltimore.
I shall intercept it.

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I see what you did there.
Heh heh. InB4 Verban.

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Grimmy is a sneaky fuck. He's probably in your bushes watching you poop as we speak.
Dammit. Now I have to change my seat.
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Grimmy is a sneaky fuck. He's probably in your bushes watching you poop as we speak.
only if u look like anna kournikova
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      06-01-2016, 02:37 PM   #29939
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Dammit. Now I have to change my seat.
I just hung a curtain, but now he just taps on the window until curiosity gets to you and you pull it open.

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only if u look like anna kournikova
Now that I'm post OP I'd say I'm pretty damn close minus the adams apple.
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I just hung a curtain, but now he just taps on the window until curiosity gets to you and you pull it open.



Now that I'm post OP I'd say I'm pretty damn close minus the adams apple.
we need to get u a ticker that resets everytime u mentioning "tranny".. and it wires us 1 dollar everytime it happens
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As much as the 488 is ludicrous speed versus the 458, this right here is a work of sexiness... I love the F12, especially the f12 tdf, but this thing is just dayum...

458MM Speciale... of course, it's gonna cost you a pretty penny, but yeah... I want to know who had this built...





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Psh turbo meh.


You mean 458 Speciale.


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It takes a couple years to go from talking to getting married. I'm guessing, by then, he'll have a 488.
Psh turbo meh.


You mean 458 Speciale.


JK I like the turbo one but it doesn't have that LOL I WILL CASTRATE YOU AND FUCK YOUR BITCH appeal like the Speciale.
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