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      01-08-2016, 09:41 AM   #2971
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Why no weapons? What is this some sort of controlled speech ploy?
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      01-08-2016, 10:15 AM   #2973
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No, from Glacier to Yellowstone. That's 20,000 combined, so there will be some down hill rewards as well.
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Why no weapons? What is this some sort of controlled speech ploy?
Because the triggers might accidentally engage and shoot us all through the computer screen.
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      01-08-2016, 11:51 AM   #2975
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Because the triggers might accidentally engage and shoot us all through the computer screen.
Could happen
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      01-08-2016, 12:08 PM   #2976
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Could happen
That's why I just said it. Guns go off by themselves all the time.
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      01-08-2016, 12:35 PM   #2977
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      01-08-2016, 12:43 PM   #2978
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That's why I just said it. Guns go off by themselves all the time.
It would be my story if I shot someone.
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      01-08-2016, 12:52 PM   #2979
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That's why I just said it. Guns go off by themselves all the time.
Dude! Last night while in bed i was woken up by what i thought was the sound of my bedroom door opening, but as far as i could see, the door was shut. Just a little while later i was woken up again to a weird sound coming from outside the bedroom. It was kind of a klank, then a sliding sound, then a clunk sound. But it happened over and over again like 8 times.

I finally got up and cracked my bedroom door to see what was making that sound. I crept out towards the front door where the sound was coming from. Peering around the corner i was astonished and yet ashamed at the same time. There, in front of me was my H&K P30 pistol being thrown up in the air by 2 spare mags where the pistol was trying to turn the dead bolt! Up, then slide down the door back onto the floor. Klank, slide, clunk. I turned on the light and the spare mags bolted back into the safe. The P30 just stood there and probably out of fear, lost bodily function and ejected it's mag right there on the floor.

As i was getting ready to scold the P30 i heard a shuffle outside the front door. I could see from the body language of the P30 that he did NOT want me opening that door. So i did and wouldn't you know it, there were all his no good friends. A glock 19, a .40 cal Sig, Springfield XDs .45, and no doubt the biggest instigator of them all, an AK47 with high capacity mags. As soon as i opened the door they all scattered into the darkness and well, since they were black and scary, i didn't want to pursue them.

The P30 claims they were just going to hang out in the front yard all night, but i just know his friends had trouble on their minds and ill will in their hearts. It's very difficult to raise a young pistol in this day and age with all the bad apple guns out there creating a bad influence for them. it's like the damned TV is their parents and not me! Don't get me wrong, i love my guns, but sometimes when they act out like this it really makes me angry!
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You really need to get better home monitoring systems dude. You're lucky all it did was drop a mag on the ground!

I remember I came home to my 30-30 viciously humping my doberman while an MP5 was recording video waiting for the "finisher" when the 30-30 just started firing away. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. The stray bullets we later learned went right into a crowd of 1,000 babies in strollers.
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You guys think that's bad.. Last night I caught my AK laying on top of my AR with the Glock sandwiched in between them. They were making all sorts of clicking and grinding noises.
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