What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm the coolest guy in bp. Image is everything man, image, cheese and nacho crust. I have all the hot chicks here drooling all over me, except sara maybe. This works!

Or was it Cheetos. I keep forgetting but there is crust involved!!!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Yes, now i keep seeing a very fat, hairy man with belly flaps hanging over hi penis which is thankfully obscured by a huge man bush.

Thanks a lot.

If you're not in a meeting, go rub one off. This one was on the house!

Originally Posted by shoei

Oh like we haven't been traumatized with spandex cuz of you...

Hey Christmas is just around the corner. Maybe we should do boobs this time around! For charity!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by duck fat

God I love our freak circus! Welcome to the crew.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Lups

If you're not in a meeting, go rub one off. This one was on the house!

Hey Christmas is just around the corner. Maybe we should do boobs this time around! For charity!

@ASBSECU E93 in some Victoria's Secret bras? Might not gather much charity dollars... Just sayin'...

I say Victoria's cuz he's not shelling out the money for Agent Provocateur, Bordelle or La Perla stuff...

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by shoei

Oh like we haven't been traumatized with spandex cuz of you...

We? I'm still getting requests for pics via PM from everyone else. lol


Srs though, a good cycling bib costs around between $175 and $250, at least the 4 i bought in Dec did. I'm now having to buy more because they are too big. Hell, I bought new clothes in Feb that don't fit any more.

I'm going to auction off the 4 cycling bib shorts that are too big for me. I'll be sure to send you an auction invitation.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

If you're not in a meeting, go rub one off. This one was on the house!



Hey Christmas is just around the corner. Maybe we should do boobs this time around! For charity!

Why would a meeting stop me?

Everyone likes boobs.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

We? I'm still getting requests for pics via PM from everyone else. lol


Srs though, a good cycling bib costs around between $175 and $250, at least the 4 i bought in Dec did. I'm now having to buy more because they are too big. Hell, I bought new clothes in Feb that don't fit any more.

I'm going to auction off the 4 cycling bib shorts that are too big for me. I'll be sure to send you an auction invitation.

A nickel... That's as high as I go... For charity or not...

[ASBSECU E93]

shoei - don't matter, they don't stay on long enough to matter anyway

[Lups]

QUOTE=shoei;20026579]@ASBSECU E93 in some Victoria's Secret bras? Might not gather much charity dollars... Just sayin'...

I say Victoria's cuz he's not shelling out the money for Agent Provocateur, Bordelle or La Perla stuff... [/QUOTE]

Yeah, one day you and I will hit a bar and I'll tell you a story why vs is off from my big secrets list now....

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

We? I'm still getting requests for pics via PM from everyone else. lol


Srs though, a good cycling bib costs around between $175 and $250, at least the 4 i bought in Dec did. I'm now having to buy more because they are too big. Hell, I bought new clothes in Feb that don't fit any more.

I'm going to auction off the 4 cycling bib shorts that are too big for me. I'll be sure to send you an auction invitation.

Dude you made the thread! It was for fun and for a laugh and you sure as hell delivered. Most men have balls, you killed us all with the shorts and in my opinion, your actions gave us women a whole new level of freedom in bp. My hat is off to you (as seen in the bp charity campaign of 2016!)

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Why would a meeting stop me?

Everyone likes boobs.

Yeah, I know. My hairy chest gets everyone hot all the time

Originally Posted by shoei

A nickel... That's as high as I go... For charity or not...

Hey I'll post your boobs for ya. I'm kind like that. I'm betting on you paying more on me taking the pic down.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yeah, I know. My hairy chest gets everyone hot all the time

Does said hairy chest help dampen the bounce when jogging?

[shoei]

Oh Lups... you don't need to tell me why Victoria's Secret is no longer on your secret list... Cuz people already have seen what the "secrets" are they're covering up...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Does said hairy chest help dampen the bounce when jogging?

I wouldn't dare trying. The crumbs would fall off if exercise or showering was involved in my beauty regime.

I someday will have to figure out what nachos and Cheetos are. But before that I have the best image shield in the whole bp!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

jtodd_fl i'm submitting an official protest.


Nice try though.

It's all about the sweet riding gear with you and that guy... that was the connection.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by shoei

Oh Lups... you don't need to tell me why Victoria's Secret is no longer on your secret list... Cuz people already have seen what the "secrets" are they're covering up...

Hey my manly chest in pink has never been seen!

To be fair to the manufacturer (who totally should be a bp sponsor!) their quality is shit but I do enjoy the results.

(btw. I would totally pay sixteen dollars to see you posing in the next round! Considering how much you and I humiliate each other daily via whatsapp, I think I owe it to the world.)

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Lups

Hey my manly chest in pink has never been seen!

To be fair to the manufacturer (who totally should be a bp sponsor!) their quality is shit but I do enjoy the results.

(btw. I would totally pay sixteen dollars to see you posing in the next round! Considering how much you and I humiliate each other daily via whatsapp, I think I owe it to the world.)

I suppose you have a point... Fine... Someone caught a pic of me recently out in the wild... Think I'll do okay for charity event?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

Oh Lups... you don't need to tell me why Victoria's Secret is no longer on your secret list... Cuz people already have seen what the "secrets" are they're covering up...

@Lups - I'm just glad you stopped stealing Half-Shirts!!

And shoei - careful grandpa

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

@Lups - I'm just glad you stopped stealing Half-Shirts!!

And shoei - careful grandpa

Oh please, lol... I've been around for the Regan Administration... You've been around for the Roosevelt Administration...

*plops down on elbows...* can you tell us about the Ford Model T? And what was it like during the Wright Brother's first flight?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

Oh please, lol... I've been around for the Regan Administration... You've been around for the Roosevelt Administration...

*plops down on elbows...* can you tell us about the Ford Model T? And what was it like during the Wright Brother's first flight?

Funny - horse drawn buggy boy....

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Hey - anyone else think it's a good idea to purchase custom race headers for the S65...?

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Nope, headers don't make power on S65s.

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Ummmm....are you sure..?

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

....bleed to the sound of the S65

Go with 100 cell race cats unless you can get an amazing deal on the headers.

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Ummmm....are you sure..?

99.99%, unless you can show me a dyno saying otherwise. The restriction is the cats, remove them and nothing is going to beat the stock units.

[Mr Tonka]

@Verbiage Biorin

Hope you guys caught the special on the Cocaine Godmother tonight.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

We? I'm still getting requests for pics via PM from everyone else. lol


Srs though, a good cycling bib costs around between $175 and $250, at least the 4 i bought in Dec did. I'm now having to buy more because they are too big. Hell, I bought new clothes in Feb that don't fit any more.

I'm going to auction off the 4 cycling bib shorts that are too big for me. I'll be sure to send you an auction invitation.

Ew.. Seems like that would be akin to buying underwear pre-owned. Bruh... Those bibs were all up on you. During physical activity.