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      05-27-2016, 03:04 PM   #29657
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Buy some new shoes?
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Cuz people complained and stuff... I got a Vimeo account just for you people...
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#inthetailpipe #datazz
Ok... I gave you appreciate cuz we cool. BUT....why such a teaser????? Take more video next time, MR VIMEO.

Sheesh.

You wanna borrow my wife to film it?
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Cuz people complained and stuff... I got a Vimeo account just for you people...
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#inthetailpipe #datazz
Ok... I gave you appreciate cuz we cool. BUT....why such a teaser????? Take more video next time, MR VIMEO.

Sheesh.

You wanna borrow my wife to film it?
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Man, I've had some great materialism the past but FINALLY sig-worthy!

I'll take it.

My wife treated me to a Kobe burger at lunch today. She wore the new Vince Camuto top I got her. Mmmmmmm.....

Had a Pimms Cup to. TOTALLY fucked up my Keto.
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Do any of you fine gentlemen have 10 spare steel lug bolts that are +10mm?
Nah...only have standard length ones.
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I may. Can look over weekend maybe
I'll look, as well.
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Man, I've had some great materialism the past but FINALLY sig-worthy!

I'll take it.

My wife treated me to a Kobe burger at lunch today. She wore the new Vince Camuto top I got her. Mmmmmmm.....

Had a Pimms Cup to. TOTALLY fucked up my Keto.
A man of very good taste.
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Man, I've had some great materialism the past but FINALLY sig-worthy!

I'll take it.

My wife treated me to a Kobe burger at lunch today. She wore the new Vince Camuto top I got her. Mmmmmmm.....

Had a Pimms Cup to. TOTALLY fucked up my Keto.
I mean, you put your wife up for grabs. How can I NOT take advantage of the situation!? Haha
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