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Verbiage · 05-27-2016, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

Ok so me haley and my cousin chris went out with my co workers. At around 11 pm this one co worker calls our a waitress a cunt, because they didnt have mash potatoes so he gets kicked out-- that was so shot. THEN another one of my co workers sprayed ketchup on haley and my cousin chris. Dude chris was going to whoop his ass, haley was flippppppping and I didnt even see this happen because I was so into talking about fried pickles with this guy. We then paid for the whole bill and left.

But but but... I like my sig.

Mike. · 05-27-2016, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Jeez. Who are your coworkers? Are they 14?

~55 year old wall street guy
27 year old engineer
were the two in question

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

But but but... I like my sig.

Dude I love fried pickles and talking about them

Verbiage · 05-27-2016, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

~55 year old wall street guy
27 year old engineer
were the two in question

Dude I love fried pickles and talking about them

Wow! Clearly, 55 year old men cannot handle their ketchup.

So, are you speaking of like, the dill-dickles, or like the chopped ones that are fried? Like the Hooters kind.

EDIT: Haley is hot girl, right?

jtodd_fl · 05-27-2016, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

~55 year old wall street guy
27 year old engineer
were the two in question

Dude I love fried pickles and talking about them

Banned for not spilling mayonnaise on Haley.

(assuming she is "hot girl"... is she is related in anyway, then I lift the ban and ban myself for accidental affirmation of ... *shudder*)

Mywifes335 · 05-27-2016, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

~55 year old wall street guy
27 year old engineer
were the two in question

Dude I love fried pickles and talking about them

Jesus. The 55 year old Wall Street guy gives Wall Street guys a bad name. He might still think it's the 80s. Too much coke and hookers.

Edit: Yes is Haley coffee cup?

Mike. · 05-27-2016, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Wow! Clearly, 55 year old men cannot handle their ketchup.

So, are you speaking of like, the dill-dickles, or like the chopped ones that are fried? Like the Hooters kind.

EDIT: Haley is hot girl, right?

yes haley is the girl I sent you a picture of in PMs

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Banned for not spilling mayonnaise on Haley.

(assuming she is "hot girl"... is she is related in anyway, then I lift the ban and ban myself for accidental affirmation of ... *shudder*)

Yes she is "hot girl"

i spilled my mayo on her later after she told my cousin not to feed me anymore beer because my dick wont work in a half an hour

i was pretty drunk

Verbiage · 05-27-2016, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

i spilled my mayo on her later after she told my cousin not to feed me anymore beer because my dick wont work in a half an hour

i was pretty drunk

Mike. · 05-27-2016, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Wow! Clearly, 55 year old men cannot handle their ketchup.

So, are you speaking of like, the dill-dickles, or like the chopped ones that are fried? Like the Hooters kind.

EDIT: Haley is hot girl, right?

these were the pickle chips but I usually like the longer ones

Mywifes335 · 05-27-2016, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

these were the pickle chips but I usually like the longer ones

That's what Haley said or what you told the guy you were talking to about pickle chips?

Mike. · 05-27-2016, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

That's what Haley said or what you told the guy you were talking to about pickle chips?

hahahahahahahaha Thats what I told verbiage and the guy

Verbiage · 05-27-2016, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

these were the pickle chips but I usually like the longer ones

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

That's what Haley said or what you told the guy you were talking to about pickle chips?

Dude, Mike is on a fucking roll this morning.

Mike. · 05-27-2016, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dude, Mike is on a fucking roll this morning.

Im just laying in bed hungover--she got me breakfast and went to work.

Im so pathetic

Verbiage · 05-27-2016, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

Im just laying in bed hungover--she got me breakfast and went to work.

Im so pathetic

It's good that she takes care of you.

What did you have to drink last night?

Mywifes335 · 05-27-2016, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

hahahahahahahaha Thats what I told verbiage and the guy

Oh shit, hahahaha. Too many different conversations.

F30lolz · 05-27-2016, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Yo F30lolz what's shaking?

I heard we may get out at work at 4pm sharp (I hope) so I can run home, splash water on my balls, change, grab water, food, BEER, wash the 335, throw on the car cover and get sleep before leaving at 7 tomorrow morning for the holiday weekend in Naples!

Mike. · 05-27-2016, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

It's good that she takes care of you.

What did you have to drink last night?

Also shot. I started off with wine then moved to blue moons, and a shot of fireball, some more blue moons, then i do remember weed happening--I had a hit and my virgin lungs died

Mywifes335 · 05-27-2016, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

Im just laying in bed hungover--she got me breakfast and went to work.

Im so pathetic

No work today? That's awesome. R&R.

That's awesome she got you breakfast.

Verbiage · 05-27-2016, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

I heard we may get out at work at 4pm sharp (I hope) so I can run home, splash water on my balls, change, grab water, food, BEER, wash the 335, throw on the car cover and get sleep before leaving at 7 tomorrow morning for the holiday weekend in Naples!

Whoa! You've got a full schedule!

PoorLurker · 05-27-2016, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Jeez. Who are your coworkers? Are they 14?

This means a lot coming from water bottle nose breaker guy.

Mike. · 05-27-2016, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

No work today? That's awesome. R&R.

That's awesome she got you breakfast.

Yeah I have a 4 day weekend. Dude I was laying on the bathroom floor in my boxers and shes like ok you need food, Ill go hahahh

Mywifes335 · 05-27-2016, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

I heard we may get out at work at 4pm sharp (I hope) so I can run home, splash water on my balls, change, grab water, food, BEER, wash the 335, throw on the car cover and get sleep before leaving at 7 tomorrow morning for the holiday weekend in Naples!

Couple things:

1. No mention of mamacita
2. You either only wash balls or have swamp balls - try Gold Bond
3. Which Naples?

Verbiage · 05-27-2016, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

Also shot. I started off with wine then moved to blue moons, and a shot of fireball, some more blue moons, then i do remember weed happening--I had a hit and my virgin lungs died

I genuinely have a question about excessive beer drinking; are you drinking like the 12oz glasses each? I genuinely get full after like 2 of them, especially in addition to a couple shots and wine included, that's like, the peak of my water weight tolerance LOL.