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      05-26-2016, 03:38 PM   #29503
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Pakistani girls are hottest. Then Lebanese. Then Armenians.

I've done my fair share of field work
Pakistani? Is that one of those things where it's so wrong that it feels so right? I'd get my ass kicked if I started dating an Israeli girl. I guess you always want what you can't have. LOL

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Yes. Indians and Paki are like oil and water
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      05-26-2016, 03:58 PM   #29508
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You didn't catch it last week? Psh, some friend you are.

You need more air time, like feet off the ground. When will the expert ballet lesson video be made?
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Yes. Indians and Paki are like oil and water
A lot of my Indian friends happen to have 1 or 2 Paki friends in the mix here though.

Is that rare?
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Deja Vu. Didn't we cover this last week? With all the pics like this:
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Yes. Indians and Paki are like oil and water
A lot of my Indian friends happen to have 1 or 2 Paki friends in the mix here though.

Is that rare?
Friends are fine. It's relationships/marriages there are rare
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You need more air time, like feet off the ground. When will the expert ballet lesson video be made?
Maybe one day, but it's hard getting permission to film in some places.
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Oh you're totally right. When my Paki friend married a Chinese girl his mom flipped for quite some time. So did the Chinese girls parents.

Great couple, beautiful kids though.
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Maybe one day, but it's hard getting permission to film in some places.
Ahem...... What places?
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Oh you're totally right. When my Paki friend married a Chinese girl his mom flipped for quite some time. So did the Chinese girls parents.

Great couple, beautiful kids though.
I'm in the Asian wedding business. Indian-Paki weddings (when they occur) are tense situations. Have to call in extra security
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I'm in the Asian wedding business. Indian-Paki weddings (when they occur) are tense situations. Have to call in extra security
Whom do you hire? Punjabis?

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Sounds exactly like the Lebanese and Israelis.
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Ahem...... What places?
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      05-26-2016, 04:13 PM   #29519
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Something about good old colonial days and nukes.
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I'm in the Asian wedding business. Indian-Paki weddings (when they occur) are tense situations. Have to call in extra security
Whom do you hire? Punjabis?
Nah man. They get hammered on the job. We got them brothas
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Sounds exactly like the Lebanese and Israelis.
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Nah man. They get hammered on the job. We got them brothas
Hahahaha! But aren't they always packin?
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Hahahaha! But aren't they always packin?
That's a problem because...
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