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      05-26-2016, 03:18 PM   #29481
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No, assuming shit went down??? Checking the news.
Stuff went in, is more appropriate.
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Ugh I drive all the way to ballet, wait for the teacher who doesn't show up and then is told they forgot to cancel the class.
WTF! I was looking forward to more instructional videos... for... er... fitness purposes.
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I think I found the article... God. What a story. Sad...
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Stuff went in, is more appropriate.
Crap! Something nasty occurred?
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WTF! I was looking forward to more instructional videos... for... er... fitness purposes.
Gotta work both arms, bruh.
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Ugh I drive all the way to ballet, wait for the teacher who doesn't show up and then is told they forgot to cancel the class.
We demand a ballet video! Biorin can provide music via her, biorin.
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We demand a ballet video! Biorin can provide music via her, biorin.
This must be the Asian part of you.
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I think I found the article... God. What a story. Sad...
That's a girl with some daddy issues.
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Crap! Something nasty occurred?
It's very disturbing.
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Ugh I drive all the way to ballet, wait for the teacher who doesn't show up and then is told they forgot to cancel the class.
Threaten their life when they show up. Guaranteed to never happen again.
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Gotta work both arms, bruh.
Ambidextrous, bruh.


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Disturbing, indeed. Holy shit.
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Ugh I drive all the way to ballet, wait for the teacher who doesn't show up and then is told they forgot to cancel the class.
Threaten their life when they show up. Guaranteed to never happen again.
I totally would except my teacher was so sweet to let me film in the studio last week.
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This must be the Asian part of you.
So many potential responses.
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I totally would except my teacher was so sweet to let me film in the studio last week.
.... threaten with kindness?
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I totally would except my teacher was so sweet to let me film in the studio last week.
So a video exists....
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I totally would, except that my teacher was so sweet to let me film in the studio last week.
He usually only allows his own filming, but the circuit breaker blew and no electricity was getting to the basthrooms/changing room.


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He usually only allows his own filming, but the circuit breaker blew and no electricity was getting to the basthrooms/changing room.
The Gopro integrated inside the toilet bowl was malfunctioning. HD poop chutes. HA, GET THE PUN. IM SO FUNNY! LIKE A VIDEO SHOOT, BUT A BUTTHOLE.
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Disturbing, indeed. Holy shit.
I can't believe it. 15? As an adult, shocked. But the HS version of me would've thought different I'm sure.

I wonder if shit like this happened back in the day and it just wasn't publicized.

Horrible.
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I totally would except my teacher was so sweet to let me film in the studio last week.
So a video exists....
You didn't catch it last week? Psh, some friend you are.

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