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Mywifes335 · 05-25-2016, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

The spinal....

Oh cord. Ok.

Mywifes335 · 05-25-2016, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

She wants me to see her apartment when its all finished.

banned for missing pedestrian with said half-pint water. How is the leg?

I know.... Sucks. Was hoping to belt him.

Getting better. Almost 90 degrees flection. Thanks!

Mike. · 05-25-2016, 07:44 PM

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why would she just mention a good bed?

She could very well be the office slut

I don't see her talking to other guys at work, only other females. BTW, if I facebook stalked the females that worked here, your keyboards would be full of jizz

Mines already filled with jizz regardless of a new find

Aatish · 05-26-2016, 12:28 AM

Visited my lady friend today. I got pie to eat and some to take home. It was good.

1MOREMOD · 05-26-2016, 12:31 AM

Her pie is too big if you can take some home

bimmette · 05-26-2016, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Her pie is too big if you can take some home

Aatish · 05-26-2016, 12:42 AM

It was a big pie. Rhubarb and apple filling. She can bake.

1MOREMOD · 05-26-2016, 12:59 AM

Never had rhubarb apple, like rhubarb strawberry though, keep the cold weather women in season no time now for a big one.

Verbiage · 05-26-2016, 07:05 AM

Crap... too many multi quotes... dammit. Oh well.

Verbiage · 05-26-2016, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Trust me, I'm in no hurry. I'm patiently waiting for a number of cars to drop in price before I buy.

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Nice front lip...do they make it in actual size for your car?

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Oh shit. Forgot to post this on OT.

My wife was driving me to PT this afternoon and on a local 2-lane road (40 mph limit), with moderate traffic, this guy walking with the flow of traffic across the street (toward us) suddenly makes a 1/4 turn and sprints across the street. The 3rd car ahead of us stops short and swerves, the 2nd and 1st car ahead of us slam on their brakes. We barely slow down enough not to plow into the car directly in front of us. Needless to say, I jammed my bad leg from the braking force.

Instantly in pain, infuriated and in awe, I chuck a half-pint water bottle at the idiot pedestrian. I miss. My wife and I talk about it for the remainder of the trip (5 minutes). Both are in disbelief of the stupidity and audacity of the pedestrian.

This jackass apparently was making his dash to the Papa Johns on this road.

So what? I dunno. Just venting.

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

She wants me to see her apartment when its all finished.

Verbiage · 05-26-2016, 07:12 AM

Although, I'm definitely over buying used cars. Been there, done that, etc.

jtodd_fl · 05-26-2016, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

[IMG]http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/327502/finish-her-o.gif[/IMG]

That gif makes it look like both they both have monster penises. By monster, I mean my size, cuz ... Hurr.

Mike. · 05-26-2016, 07:20 AM

hi

Verbiage · 05-26-2016, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

That gif makes it look like both they both have monster penises. By monster, I mean my size, cuz ... Hurr.

Hung like a hurrse!

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hi

Speaking of seeing girl's apartments...

bimmette · 05-26-2016, 08:50 AM

Just finished my first video where I did an "unboxing"!

F30lolz · 05-26-2016, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Visited my lady friend today. I got pie to eat and some to take home. It was good.

No pic, no care.

F30lolz · 05-26-2016, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Just finished my first video where I did an "unboxing"!

Is this NSFW?

RJ_ · 05-26-2016, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Is this NSFW?

Based on what goes on at your workplace(s), I'm not sure anything is off limits.

bimmette · 05-26-2016, 09:29 AM

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Just finished my first video where I did an "unboxing"!

Is this NSFW?

Hahahahahaa my vids are SFW

Axius · 05-26-2016, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Just finished my first video where I did an "unboxing"!

Youtube is blocked at work, is this a video of you opening a box? Are you neked?

jtodd_fl · 05-26-2016, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Based on what goes on at your workplace(s), I'm not sure anything is off limits.

I imagine this...

LOLZ: *watches bimettes video*
Stalker: *looks over shoulder* Who dat?
LOLZ: A woman from BP OT
Stalker: She have an apartment close by? You know, I have an apartment close by"
LOLZ: No, she is not from around here.
Stalker: Does she do any unboxing of beds? You know, I got a new bed recently, it only has a few "spots" on it. It is really cumfortable.
LOLZ: Er.... great.
Stalker: It is in my apartment, 5 minutes from here.

*they both leave... LOLZ smashes... stalker stalks... the end*

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Youtube is blocked at work, is this a video of you opening a box? Are you neked?

If answer is yes, THEN he'll set up a vpn.

bimmette · 05-26-2016, 09:35 AM

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Just finished my first video where I did an "unboxing"!

Youtube is blocked at work, is this a video of you opening a box? Are you neked?

I did open a box. It contained a dashcam inside. And I'm fully clothed this time. You can't trick me twice

05-26-2016, 12:28 AM	#29308
Aatish Lofty 3476 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	Visited my lady friend today. I got pie to eat and some to take home. It was good. __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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05-26-2016, 12:31 AM	#29309
1MOREMOD - 11820 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Her pie is too big if you can take some home
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05-26-2016, 12:42 AM	#29311
Aatish Lofty 3476 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	It was a big pie. Rhubarb and apple filling. She can bake. __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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05-26-2016, 12:59 AM	#29312
1MOREMOD - 11820 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Never had rhubarb apple, like rhubarb strawberry though, keep the cold weather women in season no time now for a big one.
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05-26-2016, 07:05 AM	#29313
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3629 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Crap... too many multi quotes... dammit. Oh well. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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05-26-2016, 07:12 AM	#29315
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3629 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Although, I'm definitely over buying used cars. Been there, done that, etc. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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05-26-2016, 07:20 AM	#29317
Mike. Mike: Everyone's Pal 2043 Rep 2,973 Posts Drives: F80 M3 Join Date: May 2013 Location: Eastern Long Island iTrader: (5) Garage List 2013 BMW 335xi [10.00]	hi __________________ [CENTER] 2021 6.2L Trail Boss, 6" BDS lift, Chevy Performance intake, 35" Nitto Grapplers, 20" Fuel wheels
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05-26-2016, 08:50 AM	#29319
bimmette YouTube.com/TvTara 6436 Rep 4,714 Posts Drives: like I stole it! (11 m3 E93) Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Vancouver iTrader: (0)	Just finished my first video where I did an "unboxing"! __________________ Watch my DIY mods at: YouTube/TvTara Follow me on Instagram at: TvTara1
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