What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Skunkwerks]

Skunk approves of nudes

[Mywifes335]

Oh shit. Forgot to post this on OT.

My wife was driving me to PT this afternoon and on a local 2-lane road (40 mph limit), with moderate traffic, this guy walking with the flow of traffic across the street (toward us) suddenly makes a 1/4 turn and sprints across the street. The 3rd car ahead of us stops short and swerves, the 2nd and 1st car ahead of us slam on their brakes. We barely slow down enough not to plow into the car directly in front of us. Needless to say, I jammed my bad leg from the braking force.

Instantly in pain, infuriated and in awe, I chuck a half-pint water bottle at the idiot pedestrian. I miss. My wife and I talk about it for the remainder of the trip (5 minutes). Both are in disbelief of the stupidity and audacity of the pedestrian.

This jackass apparently was making his dash to the Papa Johns on this road.

So what? I dunno. Just venting.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

If you're not going to sleep with her, at least get nudes and share with your OT fam.

She wants me to see her apartment when its all finished.

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Oh shit. Forgot to post this on OT.

My wife was driving me to PT this afternoon and on a local 2-lane road (40 mph limit), with moderate traffic, this guy walking with the flow of traffic across the street (toward us) suddenly makes a 1/4 turn and sprints across the street. The 3rd car ahead of us stops short and swerves, the 2nd and 1st car ahead of us slam on their brakes. We barely slow down enough not to plow into the car directly in front of us. Needless to say, I jammed my bad leg from the braking force.

Instantly in pain, infuriated and in awe, I chuck a half-pint water bottle at the idiot pedestrian. I miss. My wife and I talk about it for the remainder of the trip (5 minutes). Both are in disbelief of the stupidity and audacity of the pedestrian.

This jackass apparently was making his dash to the Papa Johns on this road.

So what? I dunno. Just venting.

banned for missing pedestrian with said half-pint water. How is the leg?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Oh shit. Forgot to post this on OT.

My wife was driving me to PT this afternoon and on a local 2-lane road (40 mph limit), with moderate traffic, this guy walking with the flow of traffic across the street (toward us) suddenly makes a 1/4 turn and sprints across the street. The 3rd car ahead of us stops short and swerves, the 2nd and 1st car ahead of us slam on their brakes. We barely slow down enough not to plow into the car directly in front of us. Needless to say, I jammed my bad leg from the braking force.

Instantly in pain, infuriated and in awe, I chuck a half-pint water bottle at the idiot pedestrian. I miss. My wife and I talk about it for the remainder of the trip (5 minutes). Both are in disbelief of the stupidity and audacity of the pedestrian.

This jackass apparently was making his dash to the Papa Johns on this road.

So what? I dunno. Just venting.

Ouch. History of bad leg?

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

She wants me to see her apartment when its all finished.

#hiddencameraopportunity

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

She wants me to see her apartment when its all finished.

YES!!! You're going to smash and/or get nudes.

I approve.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Ouch. History of bad leg?

Sorta. Just had femur/knee surgery 3 weeks ago.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

#hiddencameraopportunity

Donate a few you have in your van.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Sorta. Just had femur/knee surgery 3 weeks ago.

Damn! I couldn't imagine how painful it was!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Damn! I couldn't imagine how painful it was!

Yeah man! I was like! FUUUUCK!!!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Donate a few you have in your van.

how I keep an eye on Verbiage then???

[ASBSECU E93]

Mywifes335 - you don't know pain until your L4/L5 explode and wrap around the chord...causing unimaginable nerve pain that cannot be stopped without emergency back surgery at 2:30 AM....

anyway, carry on....

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Mywifes335 - you don't know pain until your L4/L5 explode and wrap around the chord...causing unimaginable nerve pain that cannot be stopped without emergency back surgery at 2:30 AM....

anyway, carry on....

What's your deal bro? Ok you win. Jesus.

[ASBSECU E93]

I just thought since we were measuring....I'd join in...

I do have a 'throw water bottle' story tho...pretty funny.

[Mike.]

why would she just mention a good bed?

She could very well be the office slut

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I just thought since we were measuring....I'd join in...

I do have a 'throw water bottle' story tho...pretty funny.

Never.... Not at all man... I never claimed to be in most pain ever. You and anyone else can claim that title.

Even when on the 2nd day after surgery, I wouldn't have categorized my pain above an 8 at peak. In my mind a 10 is "please kill me".

Regardless. If I could NOT have to go through 3 different orthopedic surgeries in the last 6 months I totally would. There's nothing cool about it. Even less cool were the 8 that preceded these all before the age of 8.

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Mywifes335 - you don't know pain until your L4/L5 explode and wrap around the chord...causing unimaginable nerve pain that cannot be stopped without emergency back surgery at 2:30 AM....

anyway, carry on....

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

What's your deal bro? Ok you win. Jesus.

Emotional pain is more scarring...

You both lose.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Mywifes335 your L4/L5 explode and wrap around the chord...

What chord did your L4/L5 wrap around?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

Emotional pain is more scarring...

You both lose.

Im fine with that. You can win the emotional pain too.

Jesus Christ, it's masochist machismo gone wild.

Have a good night.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

What chord did your L4/L5 wrap around?

The spinal....

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Im fine with that. You can win the emotional pain too.

Jesus Christ, it's masochist machismo gone wild.

Have a good night.

hahahaha



This forum needs more trolls ... some members in here take troll bait all the time.

I guess I am good at typing sarcasm with a straight face.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Mike.

why would she just mention a good bed?

She could very well be the office slut

I don't see her talking to other guys at work, only other females. BTW, if I facebook stalked the females that worked here, your keyboards would be full of jizz