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      05-24-2016, 03:33 PM   #29019
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Throw a Harrop on her - you're welcome
Hahaha I'm trying to stay N/A!

You know what makes it worse? A set of cams just popped up for sale on the boards. It's taking every ounce of strength in me to not log into my PayPal account right now.
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WHAT!!!

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I'm not kidding. M3forum.net. Schrick 280/272.

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      05-24-2016, 03:36 PM   #29021
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WHAT!!!

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I'm not kidding. M3forum.net. Schrick 280/272.

I need these in my life.
BRB.....
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BRB.....
I will kill you.
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Too late
You don't even have an E46!
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Too late
You don't even have an E46!
Just messing with you....

Don't go all Mywifes335 on me
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Just messing with you....

Don't go all Mywifes335 on me
I'm not even joking, my next post to you would have been exactly a Mywifes335 post.
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I'm not even joking, my next post to you would have been exactly a Mywifes335 post.
Huh? You mean a la one I left for c7puxz or whatever that guys name is?
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Huh? You mean a la one I left for c7puxz or whatever that guys name is?
Haha yep!
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Haha yep!
Like he didn't deserve it?

IRL, in another life (i.e. College), I've broken a dudes jaw for similar insult to my gf.
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Hahaha I'm trying to stay N/A!

You know what makes it worse? A set of cams just popped up for sale on the boards. It's taking every ounce of strength in me to not log into my PayPal account right now.
Dude...you deserve this after the savings on the ball joint. Do it!
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      05-24-2016, 04:23 PM   #29031
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Dude...you deserve this after the savings on the ball joint. Do it!
MK, you are a true capitalist. We should send you to China to teach them how to spend...free up some of that 20% savings to stimulate the economic growth.
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Haha yep!
Where is he? Has he gotten with the program yet?
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Where is he? Has he gotten with the program yet?
My guess is that he's still lurking the "Ask a girl..." Thread for something to troll on. Or...his real goal, to find a girl whom will talk to him.
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MK, you are a true capitalist. We should send you to China to teach them how to spend...free up some of that 20% savings to stimulate the economic growth.
Lol!
I tell people that I am the evil capitalist in my family all the time. They are all academicians and real medical. Not pseudo medical like myself.
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My guess is that he's still lurking the "Ask a girl..." Thread for something to troll on. Or...his real goal, to find a girl whom will talk to him.
LOL!

I think that's going to move forward in the same manner as my quest to build an intergalactic spacecraft. Not.
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Dude...you deserve this after the savings on the ball joint. Do it!
You are a bad influence to the balance of my bank account.

On the other hand, I will need every single horsepower I can find to hang with you in the straights.
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LOL!

I think that's going to move forward in the same manner as my quest to build an intergalactic spacecraft. Not.
Now, you'd build that ship faster than he can grow up and actually get some.
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Yeah. She's all down in the dumps about leaving her bf as she moves into her new apartment today, telling me it's a few blocks from our office building. I was actually impressed that all MY 16's come with sports seats and nice touches my 13 didn't have lol. Then she tells me that she likes me better than this other girl who sits behind her and asking me to get her chips form the kitchen? I asked her, what do I get? Her response? Anything I want
Be careful man...
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You are a bad influence to the balance of my bank account.

On the other hand, I will need every single horsepower I can find to hang with you in the straights.
Thank you. I try to bring value to every relationship I have.

It depends on where we go. I don't want to be accused of starting a Trulli Train. jtodd_fl , this is a racing term and has nothing to do with the comment I just forestalled.

#notasexualterm
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Be careful man...
True. She might as well hang a sign on her crotch that reads:

"Open whenever you're ready"

What you're smelling is her vaj and pheromones.
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