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12-20-2021, 11:17 AM | #2884 |
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12-20-2021, 01:26 PM | #2885 |
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holiday theme, Ill play, LOL
they were good sports for a min or two
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12-20-2021, 04:51 PM | #2887 |
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Meet Hank. He's not our pet. My wife saw a Facebook plea for help from his owners who needed to travel to Hawaii for a family emergency and their dog sitter bailed on them. Being a softie my wife volunteered us without asking questions. He's a super sweet dog and we really like him but……..
It turns out Hank is 10 months old, not neutered, and not house trained. He constantly is trying to hump our 2 female dogs. We also have to keep him in a diaper at all times otherwise he pees on anything in sight. When he gets excited he pees. When he gets scared he pees. When you pick him up he pees. The diaper is great for containing the pee but only covers his boy bits. His ass is totally exposed. He recently discovered it's fun to shit under the Christmas tree. Last edited by DETRoadster; 12-20-2021 at 06:12 PM.. |
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12-20-2021, 04:58 PM | #2888 |
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12-20-2021, 05:05 PM | #2890 | |
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He took a dump in my home office today while I was on a Teams meeting interviewing a potential new hire. What can you do?! it's not like I could turn my camera and mic off and take care of it. Not like I could say "Sorry, your employement history is super interesting but there's a steaming pile of dog shit on the carpet next to me that I need to tend to. Hold please..." |
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Oh and as infinitekidM2C stated, you might be screwed. They didn't have the balls to surrender that poor thing to a shelter so they dumped him on you guys. Looks like you got a festive "yule log" or logs just in time for the holidays. |
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12-20-2021, 05:49 PM | #2893 |
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DETRoadster , you ought to get one of these ornaments for 2021. Your story inspired me to find this.
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I just took my recently adopted kitty in today to get spayed. Poor thing needs to recover over the next few days. Seems okay though, a bit wobbly when attempting to walk when I got her home due to the drugs. |
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12-21-2021, 06:26 AM | #2897 |
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Battlefield Bibo just back from recon
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My coworker looking at me like whats so freaking funny??
"Oh just DETRoadster and a flaming pile of....nevermind" Thank you for the laugh, I really hope the family was honest b/c those stories break my heart thinking of the dog wondering why his family left and never came back for him |
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That costs money. Pets are abandoned all the time around here, because pet owners cannot afford to pay the fees that shelters want for taking their unwanted pets in.....
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I caught Hank this morning peeing on the comforter that was hanging off the edge of our bed. My wife accidentally left the bedroom door open for maybe 20 seconds and he was in there like a little piss ninja. Luckily he was diapered and it caught it all. To whomever invented dog diapers |
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