What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Damn you. I only own one I don't live in.

How much cash do you keep there?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Are you making payments on your first car? Do you have credit card debt?

Don't answer! silvergray545 she's hacked by Sara.


JK Tara, proceed with the interview.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I'm having a hard time deciding if I should add an E92 M3/C6 Z06 to the stable or buy another house. #firstworldproblems

Buy another house. Me and the wife decided that I don't need a $60k toy this year. She allocated just enough for a big turbo on my 235i...I've done all the support mods and just waiting to get time at the shop to install it. Worst case, going to Enzo. Not because they're not good, but it's so far away.

We decided to buy another place in Dallas since real estate is hot there.

[F30lolz]

Girl who sits behind me showed me her F30 and told me to get in the passenger seat for a quick ride. Then I showed her my 335i and loved it.

Now I don't know what to eat for lunch.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Girl who sits behind me showed me her F30 and told me to get in the passenger seat for a quick ride. Then I showed her my 335i and loved it.

Now I don't know what to eat for lunch.

Is this the cute one with the blonde hair, the Hispanic girl?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

How much cash do you keep there?

No clue, unless you want to rob my tenant. Lol.

In other residences....I keep some gold biscuits and silver coins in a safe bolted somewhere to basement foundation.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Girl who sits behind me showed me her F30 and told me to get in the passenger seat for a quick ride. Then I showed her my 335i and loved it.

Now I don't know what to eat for lunch.

You know what to eat. Hope it tastes like chicken.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Psst. Sent you something for Amanda Martin redemption.

I really think you may have forgotten that you already took your medication and took twice the dosage by accident today.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Are you making payments on your first car? Do you have credit card debt?

It's a lease. Zero credit card debt.

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Don't answer! silvergray545 she's hacked by Sara.


JK Tara, proceed with the interview.

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

But another house. My and the wife decided that I don't need a $60k toy this year. She allocated just enough for a big turbo on my 235i...I've done all the support mods and just waiting to get time at the shop to install it. Worst case, going to Enzo. Not because they're not good, but it's so far away.

We decided to buy another place in Dallas since real estate is hot there.

I should be smart and buy another house. I'll take a look and see what I can find.

I'm actually in the market for an E36 M3 right now. A couple friends and I are trying to pick up E36 M3s so we can ship them to the west coast. Then we'll make a tour to Buttonwillow, Laguna Seca, Willow Springs, etc.

But you know how much fun it would be to have an E92 M3 or a C6 Z06?

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Girl who sits behind me showed me her F30 and told me to get in the passenger seat for a quick ride. Then I showed her my 335i and loved it.

Now I don't know what to eat for lunch.

Sushi?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

It's a lease. Zero credit card debt.



I should be smart and buy another house. I'll take a look and see what I can find.

I'm actually in the market for an E36 M3 right now. A couple friends and I are trying to pick up E36 M3s so we can ship them to the west coast. Then we'll make a tour to Buttonwillow, Laguna Seca, Willow Springs, etc.

But you know how much fun it would be to have an E92 M3 or a C6 Z06?

Sushi?

What's the quickest/fastest car you have?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

What's the quickest/fastest car you have?

The M3.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

The M3.

How much power is it pushing?

The reason why I ask is this.

If you have a relatively quick car but it's maxed out in terms of power mods, relegate that to the "momentum"/"handling" category. Get something brutally fast. Like a C6Z.

If your M3 is already pushing serious power, THEN go for a momentum car like the E36.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

How much power is it pushing?

The reason why I ask is this.

If you have a relatively quick car but it's maxed out in terms of power mods, relegate that to the "momentum"/"handling" category. Get something brutally fast. Like a C6Z.

If your M3 is already pushing serious power, THEN go for a momentum car like the E36.

I don't have dyno numbers but similar cars with similar mods are making 300-310rwhp.

I think the E36 is going to happen regardless. You're talking sub $10k for a car with miles that's in decent shape. Why not? Plus, I don't have that kind of coin where I can send a C6Z to the west coast to sit in storage and make a tour of the local tracks. Lol

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

No clue, unless you want to rob my tenant. Lol.

In other residences....I keep some gold biscuits and silver coins in a safe bolted somewhere to basement foundation.

Covered/smothered in gold gravy BEEEYYYATTCH!!!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I don't have dyno numbers but similar cars with similar mods are making 300-310rwhp.

I think the E36 is going to happen regardless. You're talking sub $10k for a car with miles that's in decent shape. Why not? Plus, I don't have that kind of coin where I can send a C6Z to the west coast to sit in storage and make a tour of the local tracks. Lol

That is impressive...but 300-310rwhp is pretty much maxed out for an NA S54. I've personally been in the Rogue Engineering track car with a pro driver and it was pushing the same amount of power. It can't keep up with the C6Z if its piloted by a good driver.

I would get the C6Z.

I would love an E36 M3, but you'll have to spend $3-4K above that $10k just to make it safe to drive. Don't trust the sellers' claims of maintenance 100% obviously. I've shopped E36s with a buddy who has 3 - one is a dedicated track rental car. Just off the top of my head:

- cooling system update (might as well replace belts and pulleys while your at this)
- replace all perishable rubber parts
- RTABs
- rear subframe reinforcement
- rear shock tower mounts/reinforcements
- replace all fluids
- replace guibo

Other Common issues include: SRS sensor failure, dead pixels, delaminating of interior parts, drivers seat leather cracking, pitted headlights and foglights, headliner, speaker dry rot, rust, metal fatigue of front strut tower and rear shock towers.

Hope this helps!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Covered/smothered in gold gravy BEEEYYYATTCH!!!

You still remember, lol!

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

That is impressive...but 300-310rwhp is pretty much maxed out for an NA S54. I've personally been in the Rogue Engineering track car with a pro driver and it was pushing the same amount of power. It can't keep up with the C6Z if its piloted by a good driver.

I would get the C6Z.

I would love an E36 M3, but you'll have to spend $3-4K above that $10k just to make it safe to drive. Don't trust the sellers' claims of maintenance 100% obviously. I've shopped E36s with a buddy who has 3 - one is a dedicated track rental car. Just off the top of my head:

- cooling system update (might as well replace belts and pulleys while your at this)
- replace all perishable rubber parts
- RTABs
- rear subframe reinforcement
- rear shock tower mounts/reinforcements
- replace all fluids
- replace guibo

Other Common issues include: SRS sensor failure, dead pixels, delaminating of interior parts, drivers seat leather cracking, pitted headlights and foglights, headliner, speaker dry rot, rust, metal fatigue of front strut tower and rear shock towers.

Hope this helps!

I could get about 340rwhp if I decide to install cams and a CSL airbox. But all of that would cost around $5k. I'd just supercharge it at that point.

You do realize I'm no stranger to that list, right? I've done or thoroughly inspected every item you mentioned on my E46 since they share the same issues. Side note, replacing the RTABs was the biggest bitch ever. My car had the old style where you had to remove the lip first. It was awful. That's a job I'd happily pay someone to do. Let me see if I have a photo of the aftermath of the RTABs.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I could get about 340rwhp if I decide to install cams and a CSL airbox. But all of that would cost around $5k. I'd just supercharge it at that point.

You do realize I'm no stranger to that list, right? I've done or thoroughly inspected every item you mentioned on my E46 since they share the same issues. Side note, replacing the RTABs was the biggest bitch ever. My car had the old style where you had to remove the lip first. It was awful. That's a job I'd happily pay someone to do. Let me see if I have a photo of the aftermath of the RTABs.

Yeah, the Rogue car.... Not sure what it has but it is a blueprinted built motor. I don't recall what it sounded like at idle but don't think it was lumpy. A partial list here from their site...no mention of cams:

Engine

Custom RACE software by VF Engineering
ROGUE ENGINEERING RACE PULLEY KIT
ROGUE ENGINEERING PERFORMANCE ENGINE MOUNTS
ECIS E46 M3 INTAKE
ROGUE ENGINEERING RACEBRACE
ROGUE ENGINEERING SILICONE INTAKE BOOT
RPI INTAKE SCOOPS
ROGUE ENGINEERING VANOS OIL LINE
ROGUE ENGINEERING EGR BLOCKOFF PLATE


Hehe, you know that I know that you know I am no stranger to that list either...

Yeah similar issues indeed. The E36 carries a few more issues probably just due to age.

[Verbiage]

InB4 photo aftermath.

[Aatish]

Getting a Honda service while being a Patel is fun.

The SA comes into the waiting room, and proclaims "Mr. Patel, your car is ready". Instantly, 3-5 Patel's stand up, walk towards the SA, and see that it's not their car. On the return trip back to their seats, they strategically refill their foam coffee cups, and grab a few sugar cookies.

A few moments later, the owner of the car emerges from the bathroom, and claims his vehicle...not before refilling his coffee cup of course.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Yeah, the Rogue car.... Not sure what it has but it is a blueprinted built motor. I don't recall what it sounded like at idle but don't think it was lumpy. A partial list here from their site...no mention of cams:

Engine

Custom RACE software by VF Engineering
ROGUE ENGINEERING RACE PULLEY KIT
ROGUE ENGINEERING PERFORMANCE ENGINE MOUNTS
ECIS E46 M3 INTAKE
ROGUE ENGINEERING RACEBRACE
ROGUE ENGINEERING SILICONE INTAKE BOOT
RPI INTAKE SCOOPS
ROGUE ENGINEERING VANOS OIL LINE
ROGUE ENGINEERING EGR BLOCKOFF PLATE


Hehe, you know that I know that you know I am no stranger to that list either...

Yeah similar issues indeed. The E36 carries a few more issues probably just due to age.

I think the E36 has more rust issues if anything.

Here's a pic of one of the RTABs.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Getting a Honda service while being a Patel is fun.

The SA comes into the waiting room, and proclaims "Mr. Patel, your car is ready". Instantly, 3-5 Patel's stand up, walk towards the SA, and see that it's not their car. On the return trip back to their seats, they strategically refill their foam coffee cups, and grab a few sugar cookies.

A few moments later, the owner of the car emerges from the bathroom, and claims his vehicle...not before refilling his coffee cup of course.

LMFAO!