What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[UncleWede]

Don't bother in the least. Just can't let Dr put them in. Had for 30+ years. LASIK maybe soon

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Carry 2 glasses then?

It's scary. On the trading desk there were dudes in their 40s whom needed reading glasses. I was like WTF?!

I don't want to get old.

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Don't bother in the least. Just can't let Dr put them in. Had for 30+ years. LASIK maybe soon

When my vision starts going, I am getting Lasik, fuck contacts, and fuck glasses.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Axius

I don't want to get old.



When my vision starts going, I am getting Lasik, fuck contacts, and fuck glasses.

Trust me. Old sucks ass. So eat right, exercise, get rest, learn a lot and savor time wisely.

Before you know it, you're too old to go to the club and too old to listen to the radio cuz it hurts your ears and you can't stand Justin Bieber or The Weeknd or Demi Lovato or that horrible Walk the Moon song. Get off my grass you asshole kids!!!!!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

Lups

See how much fun we would have?

You need to start buying your ammo in larger boxes.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

I didn't even realize how much fun was involved in that picture!

RDS, two scopes, ammo, shotgun, brushless LiPo powered RC truck, Samsung soundbar, two subwoofers, a handgun, and a dead hookers foot!

How could you forget the paring knife and, perhaps most importantly, the Jaegermeister coasters? It's like you weren't even trying.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Trust me. Old sucks ass. So eat right, exercise, get rest, learn a lot and savor time wisely.

Before you know it, you're too old to go to the club and too old to listen to the radio cuz it hurts your ears and you can't stand Justin Bieber or The Weeknd or Demi Lovato or that horrible Walk the Moon song. Get off my grass you asshole kids!!!!!

Well, I get a lot of rest and like to learn, those first two things though..., uhhhh. Plus, the only club I go to is the country club. Anyone who likes Bieber is going to hell, fyi.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You need to start buying your ammo in larger boxes.

I'm not rich like the rest of you, I have to buy the little boxes.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

How could you forget the paring knife and, perhaps most importantly, the Jaegermeister coasters? It's like you weren't even trying.

It really is a nice paring knife, so far it accounts for two deaths and three missing fingers!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You need to start buying your ammo in larger boxes.

This. I always wonder if I'm the only one who reads those agree incident reports of shootings where they report finding "4 guns and over 500 rounds of ammunition" or something similar and think, "eh, that's not really all that much." Ammo quantities judgments should be like this:
Under 50 rounds found: newbie, risk of accident or suicide -risk level = moderate
Between 200-500: possible terrorist or criminal, too much to be new, not enough to be enthusiast, "up to something" - risk level = high
over 1,000: enthusiast, probably trained, not trying to be low key- risk level = low

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

This. I always wonder if I'm the only one who reads those agree incident reports of shootings where they report finding "4 guns and over 500 rounds of ammunition" or something similar and think, "eh, that's not really all that much." Ammo quantities judgments should be like this:
Under 50 rounds found: newbie, risk of accident or suicide -risk level = moderate
Between 200-500: possible terrorist or criminal, too much to be new, not enough to be enthusiast, "up to something" - risk level = high
over 1,000: enthusiast, probably trained, not trying to be low key- risk level = low

After Hurricane Katrina I was shooting about 500-750 rounds per week and kept at least 5,000 rounds in the house at any one time. My old neighbor (a lifelong friend) was a captain at a fire station and told me that they would rescue us and let the house burn down if it ever caught on fire. #toomuchammo

[Mike.]

happy saturday muchachos

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

This. I always wonder if I'm the only one who reads those agree incident reports of shootings where they report finding "4 guns and over 500 rounds of ammunition" or something similar and think, "eh, that's not really all that much." Ammo quantities judgments should be like this:
Under 50 rounds found: newbie, risk of accident or suicide -risk level = moderate
Between 200-500: possible terrorist or criminal, too much to be new, not enough to be enthusiast, "up to something" - risk level = high
over 1,000: enthusiast, probably trained, not trying to be low key- risk level = low

Sounds about right. I have 5k usually or so.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mike.

happy saturday muchachos

Hola

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Hola

What up, bimmette?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

What up, bimmette?

Going back to sleep now. Still early here.

[Aatish]

¿Como estas bhutos?

[Mike.]

currently laying in haley's bed eating an egg sandwhich

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mike.

currently laying in haley's bed eating an egg sandwhich

Is that one of the euphemisms you kids use these days? EGG sandwich. I get it. Glad you're not eating a chocolate sundae.

[Mike.]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Is that one of the euphemisms you kids use these days? EGG sandwich. I get it. Glad you're not eating a chocolate sundae.

bahahahhaha

WHATS UP GUYS?

[Axius]

Sitting at work.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

Sitting at work.

Wow, was just gonna say, you're gracing us with your presence from home on a weekend? Ah, but of course not

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Wow, was just gonna say, you're gracing us with your presence from home on a weekend? Ah, but of course not

Hey, I don't ignore you guys ALL the time when I'm at home on weekends!


I really need to turn the shipping and receiving spare room into an office like planned so I can harass you guys more and not miss an episode of Sex and the City...,


because it's fun throwing things at S.J.P's horse face.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

Hey, I don't ignore you guys ALL the time when I'm at home on weekends!


I really need to turn the shipping and receiving spare room into an office like planned so I can harass you guys more and not miss an episode of Sex and the City...,


because it's fun throwing things at S.J.P's horse face.

You've been ignoring us a lot lately and it hurts our feelings.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

You've been ignoring us a lot lately and it hurts our feelings.

Haven't exactly been in the best of moods as of late, so I've kind of been ignoring everyone.