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      10-19-2020, 03:58 PM   #28689
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Sorry for "drinking" in the meme.
There are some people who will only drink after 12PM. I refer to them as "amateurs"
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I like dark humor but a pic of a baby with a sketch of genitalia on their face isn't funny to me
^^^^^ This.^^^^^

Anyone who thinks a picture of a dick on a baby's face is funny is an asshat.

I'm not a prude by any means, but that crossed the line imo.
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There are some people who will only drink after 12PM. I refer to them as "amateurs"
I'll let you guys in on a FACT here. You can not drink all day if you do not start in the morning lol
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I'll let you guys in on a FACT here. You can not drink all day if you do not start in the morning lol
And Rehab is for quitters.
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I like dark humor but a pic of a baby with a sketch of genitalia on their face isn't funny to me

Wac off of Wednesday, does man feet get you turned on? What lotion do you use? and my favorite almost on the edge of porn ic thread 3

this is a car enthusiast site?!?

sub forums are all over the place but come on we're not all horny teens anymore

Majority of the site is great, good info and members sharing experiences (helping)

I'm sure I'm in the minority here, I'm still a fan of the forum but more than a few times I was smh

Yet you still click on THIS THREAD and come into it huh Karen? Sorry - I have deleted the offending post - I hope you can sleep now knowing no babies were harmed with a photoshopped picture today.

Jesus - talk about snowflakes......
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^^^^^ This.^^^^^

Anyone who thinks a picture of a dick on a baby's face is funny is an asshat.

I'm not a prude by any means, but that crossed the line imo.
Everyone is different. I'm not disagreeing that it crossed *our* lines but everyone's line is different. No one person can be the judge of where that line is.

I walked around the neighborhood and saw a lot of Halloween decorations - and then in one yard there were about 10 creepy baby dolls, ranging from demonic to one where it was 2 upper torsos stitched together. Is that a suitable Halloween decoration? Did it cross a line? Perhaps - but would be unfair to use my personal line as the judge for all and announce that something isn't right.

For some a Helen Keller joke crosses the line. Others it doesn't. Princess Di jokes might cross someones line, not others.

But we can't stand and decide for the entire community what *the* line is. Moderators can.
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^^^^^ This.^^^^^

Anyone who thinks a picture of a dick on a baby's face is funny is an asshat.

I'm not a prude by any means, but that crossed the line imo.

See above. I'll see if I can find more Sesame Street memes to post up for you guys.
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There are some people who will only drink after 12PM. I refer to them as "amateurs"
Wait till those idiots hear about "time zones"

As my dearly departed mother would say, it's 5 o'clock somewhere.
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Everyone is different. I'm not disagreeing that it crossed *our* lines but everyone's line is different. No one person can be the judge of where that line is.

I walked around the neighborhood and saw a lot of Halloween decorations - and then in one yard there were about 10 creepy baby dolls, ranging from demonic to one where it was 2 upper torsos stitched together. Is that a suitable Halloween decoration? Did it cross a line? Perhaps - but would be unfair to use my personal line as the judge for all and announce that something isn't right.

For some a Helen Keller joke crosses the line. Others it doesn't. Princess Di jokes might cross someones line, not others.

But we can't stand and decide for the entire community what *the* line is. Moderators can.

LOL - exactly - we "choose" by just not coming in here.

For the record if I had a picture of my father holding me as a baby and he had done this to me - it would be my most prized possession. 100% no question about it.

But then pictures and words don't "hurt" me - I'm weird like that.
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One of my flight attendants took this photo a few days ago.

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Who's flying the plane then????
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Who's flying the plane then????
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Who's flying the plane then????
Huh?
"Nobody's flying the plane!" You can also see it here at (a straight link to it) 3:56:
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Thank you for this. It's a fantastic movie to this day. One of my all time favs. I saw it when it was first released in 1963, and God knows how many times since. Pretty sporty aircraft driving for a Twin Beech too. Paul Mantz at the controls. He had mad skills...sorry, couldn't help myself.
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