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      05-19-2016, 02:38 PM   #28601
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It's ok. I tried to look for it but couldn't find it. I did run across this thread though. Verbiage should we bump it to see if the new OTers will participate?

http://f87.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=503044

And I ran across this thread from Mr Tonka back in the day. I still love you for this thread.

http://f87.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=656588
I remember starting that thread. I saw the commercial for the first time and dreamt about that commercial that night. Next day i was like, who is that chick?!?! ......started the thread that day. lol

She is thread worthy. Looks and accent wise anyway.
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      05-19-2016, 02:41 PM   #28602
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I remember starting that thread. I saw the commercial for the first time and dreamt about that commercial that night. Next day i was like, who is that chick?!?! ......started the thread that day. lol

She is thread worthy. Looks and accent wise anyway.
Four years later, I'm still in love with the same girl.

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      05-19-2016, 02:51 PM   #28603
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Work is killing me - but, I need to make time for my friends.
I know it bud, no worries. Just know if you ever need a break I'm less than a call away, always down to hang!

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He could have at least give her a pity grope....

NO. EN-OH. I allowed her a pity night out and we see how well that worked!
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      05-19-2016, 02:52 PM   #28604
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I remember starting that thread. I saw the commercial for the first time and dreamt about that commercial that night. Next day i was like, who is that chick?!?! ......started the thread that day. lol

She is thread worthy. Looks and accent wise anyway.
Yeah, she is pretty, but the best post of the whole thing was easily your "You know you're gay when..." response to the hair extensions post guy. That killed me!
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I know it bud, no worries. Just know if you ever need a break I'm less than a call away, always down to hang!



NO. EN-OH. I allowed her a pity night out and we see how well that worked!
At least maybe the "uncomfortably tight breast compression hug"?
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      05-19-2016, 02:55 PM   #28606
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At least maybe the "uncomfortably tight breast compression hug"?
I think "Alright, I'm out!" was a kind enough gesture.


She may have cried when I said I'm separating myself completely from the situation. Oh well.
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      05-19-2016, 02:59 PM   #28607
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      05-19-2016, 03:00 PM   #28608
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      05-19-2016, 04:08 PM   #28609
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      05-19-2016, 04:29 PM   #28610
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So I've been at my new job for about 4-5 weeks. The girl that sits behind me just sent me this message:

Erika Patino

very soon you will be
5:21 PM

keep being good to me
5:21 PM

you just started being good
5:21 PM

And all I did was get her chips from the kitchen.
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      05-19-2016, 05:15 PM   #28611
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Man, you guys all work with crazies.
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      05-19-2016, 05:35 PM   #28612
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Not bad, not bad
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      05-19-2016, 05:45 PM   #28613
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      05-19-2016, 05:46 PM   #28614
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Not bad, not bad
Bust play

hahahahah that is one one of the funniest set of words to me
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      05-19-2016, 05:49 PM   #28615
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      05-19-2016, 05:51 PM   #28616
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Not bad, not bad

^this

99% of straight men would smash!
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      05-19-2016, 05:57 PM   #28617
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So I've been at my new job for about 4-5 weeks. The girl that sits behind me just sent me this message:

Erika Patino

very soon you will be
5:21 PM

keep being good to me
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you just started being good
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And all I did was get her chips from the kitchen.
She wants the D.
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Not bad, not bad
Uhh...please smash. For all of OT's sake.
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      05-19-2016, 06:00 PM   #28618
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Is she throwing up gang signs?
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      05-19-2016, 06:08 PM   #28619
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Is she throwing up gang signs?
Doesn't matter. Can't see that shit doggie style.
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      05-19-2016, 06:31 PM   #28620
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      05-19-2016, 06:34 PM   #28621
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      05-19-2016, 06:45 PM   #28622
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He could have at least give her a pity grope....

The pity grope...I love it!

Aren't we supposed to be giving them GOOD advice?
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