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      06-12-2024, 09:11 PM   #265
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I actually took these pictures. I think the driver of this vehicle deserves a special category of moronic-ship.....

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I actually took these pictures. I think the driver of this vehicle deserves a special category of moronic-ship.....

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That is amazing. How on earth would they get out of their car though? The trunk?
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This happened to me 5 years ago. Parked for 20 minutes and came back to this.

I waited 40 minutes for the guy to come back. Luckily for me, he did not. I’ve never been to jail before.
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      06-16-2024, 07:51 AM   #272
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This happened to me 5 years ago. Parked for 20 minutes and came back to this.

I waited 40 minutes for the guy to come back. Luckily for me, he did not. I’ve never been to jail before.
No words for this moron. I would have left him a nasty note
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      06-16-2024, 12:24 PM   #275
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Municipal budgets are under pressure. One could easily see these photos as an invitation to issue larger fines, replenish budgets, and provide better services to citizens.
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No words for this moron. I would have left him a nasty note
Younger me would have pulled the trolly jack out of my trunk and moved his/her car into the center median of the nearest highway.....
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      06-16-2024, 04:22 PM   #277
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      06-16-2024, 04:53 PM   #278
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No words for this moron. I would have left him a nasty note
Or keyed the shit out of it.
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I waited 40 minutes for the guy to come back. Luckily for me, he did not. I’ve never been to jail before.
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Should have taken a picture but I was at Kroger this morning before heading to the office down town to pick up a few things.

I parked next to the handicapped spot so I know no one would park next to me. Keep in mind, there was no one and I mean no one there. Pretty much the whole parking lot was wide freakin open!

So I come out from paying for my few items, I see some fuck stick parked super close to me in his VW suv. I am talking about I had to crawl into my car. Remember, the WHOLE parking lot was wide the fuck open! I see him get out of his car and light up a cig and just stood there next to his car for a few until he saw me and he quickly walked towards the entrance. I hope he heard me cussing because it was a true WTF moment..

Side note...its been a WTF drive into work this morning. Wow, lots of morons out driving this morning..its freakin crazy.
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      06-18-2024, 10:44 AM   #282
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      06-20-2024, 01:40 PM   #283
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Or keyed the shit out of it.
Meh, keying someone's car isn't worth it. I worked in insurance for a while, too many cameras everywhere and with how much it can cost to repair you are looking at a possible felony.

Get some of those stick on wheel balancing weights and put a few on their wheels. Drives them crazy for a few weeks and helps support local tire balancing shops.
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Meh, keying someone's car isn't worth it. I worked in insurance for a while, too many cameras everywhere and with how much it can cost to repair you are looking at a possible felony.

Get some of those stick on wheel balancing weights and put a few on their wheels. Drives them crazy for a few weeks and helps support local tire balancing shops.
I like it, but *I’m into causing permanent damage.
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      06-20-2024, 02:42 PM   #285
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