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      06-17-2021, 05:15 AM   #265
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I woke up in the middle of the night (7 minutes ago) and realized my stomach wasn't bloated and my gas was gone. ...... So was my husband... whole room smells like a movie....Harry Potter and the Chamber of Dairy Farts. I can hear him snoring in the guest bedroom. Sorry big guy, no more ice cream 30 mins before bed, I promise

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      06-17-2021, 01:40 PM   #267
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I got both cars washed and I watched someone else do it.
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Today was a good day b/c I had wings and blue cheese for lunch and that made me smile
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Email last winter from me to C-level:

"You may want to keep the attached [long/boring] document handy, because the auditors will surely be requesting it in June."

It's June!!!!!
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      06-17-2021, 03:37 PM   #271
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Email last winter from me to C-level:

"You may want to keep the attached [long/boring] document handy, because the auditors will surely be requesting it in June."

It's June!!!!!
"Hey vreihen16 do you remember that email you sent out last year....any chance you might be able to resend that to me? I need it for the auditors and cant find it"
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      06-17-2021, 04:44 PM   #272
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"Hey vreihen16 do you remember that email you sent out last year....any chance you might be able to resend that to me? I need it for the auditors and cant find it"
"It in the <insert auto-archiver solution name> because we have to maintain 2 years of everything"
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      06-17-2021, 04:51 PM   #273
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Broke the Vert out for a drive to work this morning, which was beautiful. Old coworker of mine happened to be in town and called, so I took him to a new spot and pounded some chorizo street tacos for lunch.

Looking forward to a "spirited" topless drive home............
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      06-17-2021, 05:07 PM   #274
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Broke the Vert out for a drive to work this morning, which was beautiful. Old coworker of mine happened to be in town and called, so I took him to a new spot and pounded some chorizo street tacos for lunch.

Looking forward to a "spirited" topless drive home............
I do miss the Friday afternoon summertime commutes in the Z4. Top down, Bob Marley crankin', all backroads. Good times.
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      06-17-2021, 05:10 PM   #275
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I do miss the Friday afternoon summertime commutes in the Z4. Top down, Bob Marley crankin', all backroads. Good times.
Fun cars....not fast by any means..........but fun.
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Broke the Vert out for a drive to work this morning, which was beautiful. Old coworker of mine happened to be in town and called, so I took him to a new spot and pounded some chorizo street tacos for lunch.

Looking forward to a "spirited" topless drive home............
My topdown window of opportunity is gone for now....90 degrees and above with 80% humidity is just gross. Come September Ill have it down for months at a time again
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      06-17-2021, 05:13 PM   #277
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My topdown window of opportunity is gone for now....90 degrees and above with 80% humidity is just gross. Come September Ill have it down for months at a time again
Little warm here today, but if I go the "backway" home and avoid the stoplights - plenty of wind to keep me cool.

Honestly - 75-80 degree summer evenings are some of my favorite topless time. I don't need the sun to enjoy.
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I do miss the Friday afternoon summertime commutes in the Z4. Top down, Bob Marley crankin', all backroads. Good times.
One of my old Army buddies worked on Marley's stage crew way back when. He said it got pretty crazy behind the scenes.
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      06-17-2021, 05:21 PM   #279
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"It in the <insert auto-archiver solution name> because we have to maintain 2 years of everything"
After 35 years, my job is 5% pushing buttons...and 95% keeping the audit trail for every little thing that I do. If you keep your ducks in a row at all times, there's no reason to panic when someone asks to see them.

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      06-17-2021, 11:06 PM   #280
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One of my old Army buddies worked on Marley's stage crew way back when. He said it got pretty crazy behind the scenes.
I bet.
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      06-18-2021, 10:48 AM   #281
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Also, 13 pages in and no Ice Cube?
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      06-18-2021, 11:30 AM   #282
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The elote-guy walked by, big straw hat, pushing his cart. As always, he looks up at me and says "hola" His sheer joy in life in contagious!!!
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      06-18-2021, 11:50 AM   #283
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      06-18-2021, 11:52 AM   #284
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Today is a good day because...

My SFSV (Shit-Fart-Separator-Valve) still works.
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      06-18-2021, 12:11 PM   #285
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Also, 13 pages in and no Ice Cube?
It's there, at least twice. You just have to look for them.
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      06-18-2021, 03:03 PM   #286
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