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[bimmette]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

My four biggest takeaways from all of that were:

axius is clearly wasted
why is nefarious in front of a mattress?
loops? not lupps? wtf.
bi-oh-rin, not bee-or-in? wtf.

My world changed that day... like the day Kennedy was shot.

(No, I am not THAT old.)

Also that Axius has a pet hamster.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Lol Sara literally created a financial algorithm off of credit card basics. There are so many directions I could go with this. Literally two pages of credit score demands and...stuff.

Dude... an algorithm.

Got card at 18 (assumption).
Got card in 91.
1991-18= year of birth. 1973.
This year, minus year or birth:
2016-1973=43.

A good guess with confidence... she should start reading palms.

I have an amazing number trick that is based on a single assumption ... but is cannot be done in text. Well, IM, but not this.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

My four biggest takeaways from all of that were:

axius is clearly wasted
why is nefarious in front of a mattress?
loops? not lupps? wtf.
bi-oh-rin, not bee-or-in? wtf.

My world changed that day... like the day Kennedy was shot.

(No, I am not THAT old.)

You also missed the thread where dudes took pics of butts....posted on BP....all in the support of Goats for the needy....

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Also that Axius has a pet hamster.

Oh, and also that bimmette 's voice is the sound of angels singing while riding unicorns and petting kittens.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Currently at work, miss. Mr Tonka should be available, he's the big shot boss man. Haha.


I think it's...9:13AM where you are?

Waiting on the Dr.

Old people spent a lot of time at the Dr.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Oh, and also that bimmette 's voice is the sound of angels singing while riding unicorns and petting kittens.

She could host a radio show. I'd listen to it.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You also missed the thread where dudes took pics of butts....posted on BP....all in the support of Goats for the needy....

Broke the Internet ....for a nano second.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Broke the Internet ....for a nano second.

That champagne glass balanced on your bike shorts... an instant classic.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

This whole post a pic of your ID era thing came along and i posted a pic of my Amex card saying this is the card Sara504 was interested in. From the member since date, she somehow determined my exact age.

Kinda spooky.

.

I promise I'm not a stalker. .

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Waiting on the Dr.

Old people spent a lot of time at the Dr.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Waiting on the Dr.

Old people spent a lot of time at the Dr.

Is it Alzheimer's ? Or is it because the the bike shorts are too tight cutting off circulation?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Yeah we just have different schedules. Verb, if you're free now, let me know. Or any other regular OT member free right now, PM me.

List of people that need to be interviewed:
jtodd_fl
MKSixer
Verbiage
Mr Tonka
1MOREMOD
Aatish

[jtodd_fl]

Mr Tonka

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by shoei

Is it Alzheimer's ? Or is it because the the bike shorts are too tight cutting off circulation?

^^ Who's the new guy. Kind of a smart ass for not knowing me. ?!?!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

List of people that need to be interviewed:
jtodd_fl
MKSixer
Verbiage
Mr Tonka
1MOREMOD
Aatish
silvergray545

.

[Mr Tonka]

Lol.

I'm just getting my contact script renewed. And figuring out what new lenses to buy. I need to find new ones because.... mine have been discontinued.

Inb4 more old jokes.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

.

Damn it. I see what you did there.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Lol.

I'm just getting my contact script renewed. And figuring out what new lenses to buy. I need to find new ones because.... mine have been discontinued.

Inb4 more old jokes.

You're not old, your eyes just have exclusive taste.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Lol.

I'm just getting my contact script renewed. And figuring out what new lenses to buy. I need to find new ones because.... mine have been discontinued.

Inb4 more old jokes.

I'm going to the eye doctor tomorrow too. I'm getting sick of contacts. Tempted to start looking into Lasik eye surgery but I don't know how I feel about having my cornea chopped open.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Lol.

I'm just getting my contact script renewed. And figuring out what new lenses to buy. I need to find new ones because.... mine have been discontinued.

Inb4 more old jokes.

The old one got discontinued... Holy mother of... So you mean like a monocle?? Yeah that went out some time ago...

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by shoei

The old one got discontinued... Holy mother of... So you mean like a monocle?? Yeah that went out some time ago...

Holy shit this killed me.


EDIT: #skullemoji #coffinemoji #suddendeath

[bimmette]

Can someone with MrPrena's number make sure he's in good health?