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[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

That's where I distinguish the two pieces. After finishing immediately to the bathroom (stopping by mirror and flexing lol don't lie about it you do it too).

After that it's resume whatever I was going before. No cuddling. She can lay there and relax. Ha

At a hotel once, there was a mirror on the bathroom door. I caught a glimpse and I was like damn...what a muscular ass.

Inb4 #nohomo #myownass

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

Depends if you scarfed down bones in accident in the name of hunger lol

No bones. First piece was drumstick.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

No bones. First piece was drumstick.

There's usually a weird sliver of bone/cartilage on drumsticks.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by duck fat

There's usually a weird sliver of bone/cartilage on drumsticks.

I know. I don't eat that.

Although it might be a delicacy somewhere.....

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I know. I don't eat that.

Although it might be a delicacy somewhere.....

Haha I wouldn't be surprised.

*sigh* I'm stuck in an hour plus long weekly meeting where only 5 minutes of it is relevant to my job.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Haha I wouldn't be surprised.

*sigh* I'm stuck in an hour plus long weekly meeting where only 5 minutes of it is relevant to my job.

That's productive. This is where you go around the room and imagine nicknames for each person in your head. Very interesting.

Or practice mental long division.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

That's productive. This is where you go around the room and imagine nicknames for each person in your head. Very interesting.

Or practice mental long division.

That sounds fun.

Going clockwise from where I'm sitting:
- Extraneous Verbal Nomenclature Propagation Specialist
- Comprehensive Production Analyst
- General Speculation Manager
- Miscellaneous Forms Collection and Distribution Specialist

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by duck fat

That sounds fun.

Going clockwise from where I'm sitting:
- Verbal Nomenclature Propagation Specialist
- Comprehensive Production Analyst
- General Speculation Manager
- Miscellaneous Forms Collection Specialist

Good first try. I was thinking more along the lines of getting more personal, such as:

Gerry Man Boobs
Eunice the Shrew
Alex the Office Bitch
Kevin Brownnoser

A few of my favorites:

Tommy D aka The Bagel
Planet of the Apes
Slouch
Shiny McShine
Christmas FMB
The Herp
The Splitter
Zohan
Mantooth
Black Thong aka "BT"
Woody Allen
Legoman
Baba G, formerly Babaganoush
Carpet Stomper
Dirty Sanchez
The Rocket
The Ritaler aka Meatlovers aka Frankenchucky

Just a few.

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I know. I don't eat that.

Although it might be a delicacy somewhere.....

What?! Cartilage is the best part - you're not a real asian.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

What?! Cartilage is the best part - you're not a real asian.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Good first try. I was thinking more along the lines of getting more personal, such as:

Gerry Man Boobs
Eunice the Shrew
Alex the Office Bitch
Kevin Brownnoser

A few of my favorites:

Tommy D aka The Bagel
Planet of the Apes
Slouch
Shiny McShine
Christmas FMB
The Herp
The Splitter
Zohan
Mantooth
Black Thong aka "BT"
Woody Allen
Legoman
Baba G, formerly Babaganoush
Carpet Stomper
Dirty Sanchez
The Rocket
The Ritaler aka Meatlovers aka Frankenchucky

Just a few.

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

What?! Cartilage is the best part - you're not a real asian.

Lol.

The best part is the little nib of skin/crispy on the end of a thigh piece. It's so bad but so good.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Lol.

The best part is the little nib of skin/crispy on the end of a thigh piece. It's so bad but so good.

Lol. Thanks.

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Lol.

The best part is the little nib of skin/crispy on the end of a thigh piece. It's so bad but so good.

you mean where you gotta bite on bones just to get some skin? lol

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

you mean where you gotta bite on bones just to get some skin? lol

Naw. At the corner of a piece, there's usually a small piece that you can break off and it's just skin and breading.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

1. You are sitting way too far from the wheel, arms are reaching for the wheel
2. Your seat is in gangster mode, your shoulders should be pressed flat against the seat.
3. Keep your hands at 9/3 stop shuffling them around
4. too much shit on windows obstructing vision
5. what kind of instructor didn't tell you this from the beginning?! (number 4 is probably ok)

sorry - pet peeves of mine. lol

Yeah this is the kind of stuff I wanted to learn but he didn't teach me that.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by duck fat

That sounds fun.

Going clockwise from where I'm sitting:
- Extraneous Verbal Nomenclature Propagation Specialist
- Comprehensive Production Analyst
- General Speculation Manager
- Miscellaneous Forms Collection and Distribution Specialist

Great first effort! Now please, allow me the honor of translation:

- Extraneous Verbal Nomenclature Propagation Specialist = Bullshit Artist
- Comprehensive Production Analyst = OCD Pain in the asshat.
- General Speculation Manager = Rumor monger/Gossip
- Miscellaneous Forms Collection and Distribution Specialist = Paper pushing REMF

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Yeah this is the kind of stuff I wanted to learn but he didn't teach me that.

Fully understood. I highly recommend this:

http://www.amazon.com/Sports-Competi...tition+driving

It is the bible of driving. I've given copies to several friends and my daughter.

Thanks for sharing the video!

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Great first effort! Now please, allow me the honor of transltion:

- Extraneous Verbal Nomenclature Propagation Specialist = Bullshit Artist
- Comprehensive Production Analyst = OCD Pain in the asshat.
- General Speculation Manager = Rumor monger/Gossip
- Miscellaneous Forms Collection and Distribution Specialist = Paper pushing REMF

Nailed it .

[ASBSECU E93]

Fixin to get my burger on....suck it

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Fixin to get my burger on....suck it

Fixin? Haven't heard that bastardization of the English language since Texas.

Look great though. Jealous. Would love a burger on a bun and some fries. Although sick of "hand cut" and "housemade" fries. Call me ghetto but I'm fine with McD shoestring fries. Only fries that beat it are Les Halles on Park. Fried in duck fat, shoestring fries...served with ketchup and mayo (yes, not "aoli").

God I hate when restaurants and hipster church up simple things like mayo.

Sorry, enjoy your burger. I had crab cakes and chicken breast with a pound of baby spinach for dinner.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Fixin? Haven't heard that bastardization of the English language since Texas.

Look great though. Jealous. Would love a burger on a bun and some fries. Although sick of "hand cut" and "housemade" fries. Call me ghetto but I'm fine with McD shoestring fries. Only fries that beat it are Les Halles on Park. Fried in duck fat, shoestring fries...served with ketchup and mayo (yes, not "aoli").

God I hate when restaurants and hipster church up simple things like mayo.

Sorry, enjoy your burger. I had crab cakes and chicken breast with a pound of baby spinach for dinner.

You know nothing John Snow....this isn't just a burger....it's a burger from Trip Advisors #1 burger joint in these United States....about 7 miles from my house

[ASBSECU E93]

I'm just glad I don't have to pay in gold biscuits