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jtodd_fl · 05-05-2016, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I've eaten a lot of BBQ in many of our fine United States and i haven't found any that trumps the pulled pork/chick/ribs that are prepared within a mile form my house. Jelly, i'm not.

There is good BBQ to find all over the country... well, except in the North East. Sucks for them. lol Thinking about it now, I didn't find much BBQ in California either.

In Cali it would be "deconstructed". A pork loin medallion (sous vide, natch), a tomato, a tbs of brown sugar, a jigger of vinegar... all served separately. #BBQFAIL

Mywifes335 · 05-05-2016, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

It's funny, a lot of people complain about it being "expensive".

They have obviously never heard of Vacheron Constantin or Lange before.

It IS expensive. For another Apple product that functions like a semi-developed device that needs an umbilical cord to another, bigger Apple device.

Aatish · 05-05-2016, 10:07 AM

I use my wrist watch to tell time. A good amount of the people I see who wear Apple watches still pull out their phones to tell the time...

Mywifes335 · 05-05-2016, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

In Cali it would be "deconstructed". A pork loin medallion (sous vide, natch), a tomato, a tbs of brown sugar, a jigger of vinegar... all served separately. #BBQFAIL

Lemme guess, they serve a side of charred wood chip so you can get the essence of smoke? The tomato must be charred on the outside too, skin blistered. Oh, and it's gotta be heirloom. The vinegar is it some special artisanal vinegar aged in sherry casks? Lol.

Deconstructed and foam can suck it. It was cool for a minute then just got overdone.

Sous vide was invented by a chef who kept raw meat in his crotch and ended up cooking it over a day's time. Swamp ass BBQ.

In all seriousness, there are certain things you don't mess with. BBQ is no joke shit. Best I've ever had wasn't in Memphis or Kansas City. It was in Dallas. Although haven't been to Austin yet.

Also, never sous vide steak. It's sacrilege. Good steak should be broiled, pan seared, or grilled and finished in an oven, served on a hot plate. Period.

Sorry guys, I'm a fat foodie at heart.

Mywifes335 · 05-05-2016, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I can't wait to get back home and lift something. After all this sitting I could really enjoy some squats

Uncle code for needing to drop a deuce.

RJ_ · 05-05-2016, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

It's funny, a lot of people complain about it being "expensive".

They have obviously never heard of Vacheron Constantin or Lange before.

Meanwhile, back at the Verbiage residence....

ASBSECU E93 · 05-05-2016, 10:17 AM

Mr Tonka - Whats the name of that BBQ place in FL near you again??

It sounds like we are BBQ enthusiasts as well as car guys

Put on your BBQ bucket list:

12 Bones Smokehouse - Asheville NC
Okie Dokies - Black Mtn NC
Maurice Famous BBQ - Columbia SC

Mywifes335 · 05-05-2016, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Meanwhile, back at the Verbiage residence....

I thought Black people don't/don't like to swim?

Verbiage , is this the other 27%?

jtodd_fl · 05-05-2016, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Lemme guess, they serve a side of charred wood chip so you can get the essence of smoke? The tomato must be charred on the outside too, skin blistered. Oh, and it's gotta be heirloom. The vinegar is it some special artisanal vinegar aged in sherry casks? Lol.

Deconstructed and foam can suck it. It was cool for a minute then just got overdone.

Sous vide was invented by a chef who kept raw meat in his crotch and ended up cooking it over a day's time. Swamp ass BBQ.

In all seriousness, there are certain things you don't mess with. BBQ is no joke shit. Best I've ever had wasn't in Memphis or Kansas City. It was in Dallas. Although haven't been to Austin yet.

Also, never sous vide steak. It's sacrilege. Good steak should be broiled, pan seared, or grilled and finished in an oven, served on a hot plate. Period.

Sorry guys, I'm a fat foodie at heart.

And don't even get me started on the cornbread and slaw.

Also, iLol'd about the meat crotch.

Verbiage · 05-05-2016, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Meanwhile, back at the Verbiage residence....

Good credit has provided people with this illusion, so I roll with it.

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I thought Black people don't/don't like to swim?

Verbiage , is this the other 27%?

Dude, you're on a roll this morning, no carbs.

The other 27% is actually fondue oriented dishes. God I love that shit, man.

Mywifes335 · 05-05-2016, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

And don't even get me started on the cornbread and slaw.

Also, iLol'd about the meat crotch.

Please get started on the "sides". Honestly, there is good food in Cali, but a lot of the "gastronomic" stuff is just BS.

In NY, there's a Chinese restaurant called Mr. Chow's. It's "high-end" Chinese. They "deconstruct" a bunch of traditional dishes. But it's pure BS. I made the mistake of taking a Chinese management team there for dinner. They were polite but ended up telling me later (in a polite way) that it's the worst Chinese they ever had in NY. The next time they visited, I made to sure to get down and dirty and take them to Grand Sichuan.

Mywifes335 · 05-05-2016, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Good credit has provided people with this illusion, so I roll with it.

Dude, you're on a roll this morning, no carbs.

The other 27% is actually fondue oriented dishes. God I love that shit, man.

Lol. I had eggs and friggin FIVE slices of bacon, a pint of water, almond milk and black coffee.

Verbiage · 05-05-2016, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Lol. I had eggs and friggin FIVE slices of bacon, a pint of water, almond milk and black coffee.

Mmmmm the good fats!!

Where is Axius, his baconadar is failing.

UncleWede · 05-05-2016, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I can't wait to get back home and lift something. After all this sitting I could really enjoy some squats

Uncle code for needing to drop a deuce.

Carried it all the way from MSP to LAX and now we are s(h)itting on the runway

Aatish · 05-05-2016, 02:57 PM

Is it bad I found this soothing?

ASBSECU E93 · 05-05-2016, 06:14 PM

Going to the 7 showing of Captain America!!!

EDIT: BEST. MOVIE. EVER!!!

bimmette · 05-06-2016, 03:10 AM

Hellllooo from the other siiiide... (Of the border)

So anyone from OT going to Bimmerfest this month?

jtodd_fl · 05-06-2016, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Hellllooo from the other siiiide... (Of the border)

So anyone from OT going to Bimmerfest this month?

Not I. But... At least I can say that I triiiiiiiied.

bimmette · 05-06-2016, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Hellllooo from the other siiiide... (Of the border)

So anyone from OT going to Bimmerfest this month?

Not I. But... At least I can say that I triiiiiiiied.

Not trying hard enough.

jtodd_fl · 05-06-2016, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Not trying hard enough.

Well. I'm sorry for everything that I've done.
But it don't matter, it clearly, doesn't tear you apart anymore.

(A tiny piece of my soul died typing "it don't matter", but I did it for you.)

1LRM3 · 05-06-2016, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Well. I'm sorry for everything that I've done.
But it don't matter, it clearly, doesn't tear you apart anymore.

(A tiny piece of my soul died typing "it don't matter", but I did it for you.)

you a good man Charlie Brown

Verbiage · 05-06-2016, 07:01 AM

This has been a rough week.

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