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      11-25-2015, 08:57 PM   #2663
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Hahaha! Uhh "nice" is not one of the words that come to mind when I think of Lups.
Maybe... bakes a mean blueberry pie? Although I have yet to confirm this.

I'M NICE!!! IN A REALLY WEIRD WAY BUT I AM! And sometimes kind.
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You did see the 'Angry Bird' cake she made....right!?!?
Fuck off. At least I tried again knowing I have zero decorating skills, and the people invited to the party took a ton of photos of my masterpiece.
I'll bet the dogs told you later it was delicious...

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I'm really nice? And people respond weirdly to me? And I'm a really cheap date?
Hahaha! Uhh "nice" is not one of the words that come to mind when I think of Lups.
Maybe... bakes a mean blueberry pie? Although I have yet to confirm this.
You did see the 'Angry Bird' cake she made....right!?!?
Haha yeah, but my food doesn't need to be pretty.
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When you find it... Or remember, let us know !!!
I'm really nice? And people respond weirdly to me? And I'm a really cheap date?
Hahaha! Uhh "nice" is not one of the words that come to mind when I think of Lups.
Maybe... bakes a mean blueberry pie? Although I have yet to confirm this.
You did see the 'Angry Bird' cake she made....right!?!?
Haha yeah, but my food doesn't need to be pretty.
How do I down vote this comment??!!
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Hahaha! Uhh "nice" is not one of the words that come to mind when I think of Lups.
Maybe... bakes a mean blueberry pie? Although I have yet to confirm this.

I'M NICE!!! IN A REALLY WEIRD WAY BUT I AM! And sometimes kind.
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You did see the 'Angry Bird' cake she made....right!?!?
Fuck off. At least I tried again knowing I have zero decorating skills, and the people invited to the party took a ton of photos of my masterpiece.
Lups... You do know sometimes people take pictures of beautiful items, and sometimes, people take pictures of items that they want to share with the world because it brings humor?

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      11-25-2015, 08:59 PM   #2667
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Mansion is hers in the D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Pool Boy is her toy

HOA's are paid via LONG TERM alimony.....
Remember this picture from...





Who am I kidding.... Let's continue.
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      11-25-2015, 09:08 PM   #2668
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When you find it... Or remember, let us know !!!
I'm really nice? And people respond weirdly to me? And I'm a really cheap date?
Hahaha! Uhh "nice" is not one of the words that come to mind when I think of Lups.
Maybe... bakes a mean blueberry pie? Although I have yet to confirm this.
You did see the 'Angry Bird' cake she made....right!?!?
Haha yeah, but my food doesn't need to be pretty.
How do I down vote this comment??!!
Ah, you missed those days when we could do that. That did not go well
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      11-25-2015, 09:11 PM   #2669
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Have you seen HOA fees on a large property?

Just sayin'...
Have you seen my pool boy? Where is he?
Waiting for you to get said mansion?? Without mansion means no pool so no need for a pool boy??
Mansion is hers in the D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Pool Boy is her toy

HOA's are paid via LONG TERM alimony.....
But I mean, why would there not be a prenup?? Makes no sense this fairy tale...
You know what I normally think of you, but I like where your head's at right now.
I'm just going to focus on the good in this post right now and roll with it...
Atta boy, that's the spirit! Maybe I'll buy you a pony if you keep it up...
You know my history with horses... This hardly seems like a reward... *burns catnip in the bonfire*
That was the point
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      11-25-2015, 09:12 PM   #2670
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      11-25-2015, 09:16 PM   #2671
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Ladies, here's a short quiz for you.

What a woman wants in a man:
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a) Strong, brute, masculine, able to provide protection by means of force if necessary
b) Gentle, kind-hearted, loves animals, peace, and nature
c) All of the above
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a) Emotionally strong, thinks through with logic, rational
b) Sensitive enough to listen and understand me
c) All of the above
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a) Makes decisions and follows through
b) Must listen when "I changed my mind just now" for places to eat, go see, things to do, etc
c) All of the above
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a) Independent man, got his life figured out, short and long term plans and goals, schedules and agenda
b) Pick up my phone call at 3AM in the morning
c) All of the above
My experiences in life have told me the answer is c every time.

Basically, my understanding is that, women wants a man who possibly cannot function in society. Either he is severely disabled or is a magical fairy.

Answers please.


Some females have "Something for nothing syndrome."

I personally do not have time and money to give them that much attention. IF they pick "C" on all of the answer, they just need to marry a 60yr old man for a papa figure...

Tons of those in LA county. Only thing I can do for them is just "fuk and run," and throw out my pre-paid burner phone.
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      11-25-2015, 09:16 PM   #2672
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I'll bet the dogs told you later it was delicious...

It was really good, just really, really ugly.
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Honest question:

When women get terribly hungry, they get bitchy. They piss and moan all day, yet still refuse to eat anything, which would, in turn, resolve their "Snickers complex." What's the deal? Why do I have to put up with that?


Those are ones to "avoid."
During my serious relationships in the past. I purposely ate dinner late with my date to see if she is one of those with Snickers Complex.

Another good one is let your date drive [her car] during traffic hour and see her reaction.
If there are road rage, you tell her that you need to go to restroom at convenience store, and call the cab asap. While at it, buy a new pre-paid burner phone.
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You are aware that Whales and Elephants do not have a good FICO scores. Because they do NOT have to buy personal big ticket item(s) on a loan.

Yes, they do have credit cards. Yes Zuck just re-financed his house few yrs ago at ~1%. Those are exceptions.
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      11-25-2015, 09:39 PM   #2675
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Someone explain to me what the fuck happened to Sugarskulls
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We had a ask a gay guy thread. And it got shut down. And he freaked out and swore at the moderators.
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We had a ask a gay guy thread. And it got shut down. And he freaked out and swore at the moderators.
Ok so he's probably on a 4 month temp ban. Whew.
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We had a ask a gay guy thread. And it got shut down. And he freaked out and swore at the moderators.
Ok so he's probably on a 4 month temp ban. Whew.
How do you know when you're allowed back?
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When you log on BP and can see the content again.
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How do you know when you're allowed back?
I feel like Martha Stewart now lol. When I did hard time last year for going off, you get a message saying "blah blah blah you can come back on such and such date" my sentence was 4 months.
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I've been working on replying to certain posts without actually quoting them as 1MOREMOD does.
It makes me feel like a hipster.
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How do you know when you're allowed back?
I feel like Martha Stewart now lol. When I did hard time last year for going off, you get a message saying "blah blah blah you can come back on such and such date" my sentence was 4 months.
But he didn't get a message like that.
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I've been working on replying to certain posts without actually quoting them as 1MOREMOD does.
It makes me feel like a hipster.
Please don't. It just makes you look stupid.
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But he didn't get a message like that.
What did he get?
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