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      04-20-2016, 04:00 PM   #26181
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Looks like my ownership of VW TDi's is going to pay me (AGAIN)....$5k per car
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swagon and jtodd_fl :

I especially LOVE the "How much do you need to make to afford a M2" thread

My reply - To own a M2, one must make slightly less than the owner of a F8X M and slightly more then the owner of a E9X M....
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      04-20-2016, 04:09 PM   #26184
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1MOREMOD - Tomorrow is the deadline for VWoA to present their emissions fix on some 660,000 TDi's.

It is being reported by an unnamed source that VWoA has reached a tentative deal to pay each TDi owner $5k in 'damages' as a settlement.

I just happen to have 2 affected TDi's
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swagon and jtodd_fl :

I especially LOVE the "How much do you need to make to afford a M2" thread

My reply - To own a M2, one must make slightly less than the owner of a F8X M and slightly more then the owner of a E9X M....
You have to post that. Or, something like..
"Obviously, BMW made this so that a veritable pauper could afford this. If you have already moved off the fry station and are making salads, you should be good."

(Not shaming anyone who works fast food - it is a very oblique reference to Louie Anderson in Coming to America)

Faux snobbery always kills.
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1MOREMOD - Tomorrow is the deadline for VWoA to present their emissions fix on some 660,000 TDi's.

It is being reported by an unnamed source that VWoA has reached a tentative deal to pay each TDi owner $5k in 'damages' as a settlement.

I just happen to have 2 affected TDi's
Okay so not set yet but wife will be happy to know that.
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      04-20-2016, 04:21 PM   #26188
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swagon and jtodd_fl :

I especially LOVE the "How much do you need to make to afford a M2" thread

My reply - To own a M2, one must make slightly less than the owner of a F8X M and slightly more then the owner of a E9X M....
For the sake of my own health, I refused to click on that.
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Truth... I keeping eyeballing the 650. I think once I snag the M2, then maybe I can start messing with the E92. So much temptation. Watch funds and car funds are commingled though... withdrawal from one, delays the other...
Watch > supercharger.


No one can see the supercharger anyway.
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Hah. This feels like a safe spot, with you and jtodd_fl (nohomo)

Ya two are in a different league, though. jtodd_fl 's dIno post is probably the best one I have read this year. Fucking Dino got me.

There's one LBB M2 in manual, I'm going to ask them for a test drive. I just need to come up with some clever lines to convince the dudes there.
LOL dude when I saw that I was like "watch an argument break out anyway" and sure enough...


But given how limited the M2 is, do you think they'll let you?!? Perhaps a credit check to verify if you can afford it, or the damages?!!
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LOL dude when I saw that I was like "watch an argument break out anyway" and sure enough...


But given how limited the M2 is, do you think they'll let you?!? Perhaps a credit check to verify if you can afford it, or the damages?!!
Thank you good sir... you inspire me to swag on!
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      04-20-2016, 04:45 PM   #26193
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Truth... I keeping eyeballing the 650. I think once I snag the M2, then maybe I can start messing with the E92. So much temptation. Watch funds and car funds are commingled though... withdrawal from one, delays the other...
Watch > supercharger.


No one can see the supercharger anyway.
You are dead to me...
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swagon and jtodd_fl :

I especially LOVE the "How much do you need to make to afford a M2" thread

My reply - To own a M2, one must make slightly less than the owner of a F8X M and slightly more then the owner of a E9X M....
Like throwing a hand grenade into a room whilst casually strolling past...

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You have to post that. Or, something like..
"Obviously, BMW made this so that a veritable pauper could afford this. If you have already moved off the fry station and are making salads, you should be good."

(Not shaming anyone who works fast food - it is a very oblique reference to Louie Anderson in Coming to America)

Faux snobbery always kills.
I popped over there for a short time, as well to see what all the hype was about and it didn't disappoint!!

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swagon and jtodd_fl :

I especially LOVE the "How much do you need to make to afford a M2" thread

My reply - To own a M2, one must make slightly less than the owner of a F8X M and slightly more then the owner of a E9X M....
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You have to post that. Or, something like..
"Obviously, BMW made this so that a veritable pauper could afford this. If you have already moved off the fry station and are making salads, you should be good."

(Not shaming anyone who works fast food - it is a very oblique reference to Louie Anderson in Coming to America)

Faux snobbery always kills.
I popped over there for a short time, as well to see what all the hype was about and it didn't disappoint!!
Yea - some funny shit over there
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Hah. This feels like a safe spot, with you and jtodd_fl (nohomo)

Ya two are in a different league, though. jtodd_fl 's dIno post is probably the best one I have read this year. Fucking Dino got me.

There's one LBB M2 in manual, I'm going to ask them for a test drive. I just need to come up with some clever lines to convince the dudes there.
LOL dude when I saw that I was like "watch an argument break out anyway" and sure enough...


But given how limited the M2 is, do you think they'll let you?!? Perhaps a credit check to verify if you can afford it, or the damages?!!
Well, they'd probably ask me how can I afford gas if they were to check my bank account.

I bet there'll be more M2's in the future than blue-on-beige one durdy-fives, so I got that going for me, which is nice. It's almost LaFerrari-grade limited, bro!

If they want a new future customer, they'd better treat me well, right?!

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Thank you good sir... you inspire me to swag on!
Keep swagging on, bois. jtodd_fl Verbiage

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Wait wait no come back I love forced induction!!!!

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Dude we are all about to get banned from the general forums and "officially" only be able to post in OT.
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Dude we are all about to get banned from the general forums and "officially" only be able to post in OT.
While I don't normally troll threads...that shit was just too easy....
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Dude we are all about to get banned from the general forums and "officially" only be able to post in OT.
While I don't normally troll threads...that shit was just too easy....
Don't they make themselves easy targets, though?


Like, just bear all of your sentiments, why don't you....
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