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      11-25-2015, 10:22 AM   #2575
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Let me think of some questions....

Has any guy ever asked for your credit score?
A pick up line that has ever worked?
How fast does it take you to cook grits?
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      11-25-2015, 10:28 AM   #2576
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From the OT pool of fine gentlemen.....you must:

Kill one
Marry one
Have a one night stand with one

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      11-25-2015, 10:32 AM   #2577
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      11-25-2015, 10:33 AM   #2578
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From the OT pool of fine gentlemen.....you must:

Kill one
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Have a one night stand with one

This ought to be interesting...
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      11-25-2015, 11:30 AM   #2579
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Ladies, here's a short quiz for you.

What a woman wants in a man:
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a) Strong, brute, masculine, able to provide protection by means of force if necessary
b) Gentle, kind-hearted, loves animals, peace, and nature
c) All of the above
2.
a) Emotionally strong, thinks through with logic, rational
b) Sensitive enough to listen and understand me
c) All of the above
3.
a) Makes decisions and follows through
b) Must listen when "I changed my mind just now" for places to eat, go see, things to do, etc
c) All of the above
4.
a) Independent man, got his life figured out, short and long term plans and goals, schedules and agenda
b) Pick up my phone call at 3AM in the morning
c) All of the above
My experiences in life have told me the answer is c every time.

Basically, my understanding is that, women wants a man who possibly cannot function in society. Either he is severely disabled or is a magical fairy.

Answers please.
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Ladies, here's a short quiz for you.

What a woman wants in a man:
1.
a) Strong, brute, masculine, able to provide protection by means of force if necessary
b) Gentle, kind-hearted, loves animals, peace, and nature
c) All of the above
2.
a) Emotionally strong, thinks through with logic, rational
b) Sensitive enough to listen and understand me
c) All of the above
3.
a) Makes decisions and follows through
b) Must listen when "I changed my mind just now" for places to eat, go see, things to do, etc
c) All of the above
4.
a) Independent man, got his life figured out, short and long term plans and goals, schedules and agenda
b) Pick up my phone call at 3AM in the morning
c) All of the above
My experiences in life have told me the answer is c every time.

Basically, my understanding is that, women wants a man who possibly cannot function in society. Either he is severely disabled or is a magical fairy.

Answers please.
Clearly someone is going through a terrible breakup... Or unresolved issues with ex(s)

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      11-25-2015, 12:48 PM   #2581
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Ladies, here's a short quiz for you.

What a woman wants in a man:
1.
a) Strong, brute, masculine, able to provide protection by means of force if necessary
b) Gentle, kind-hearted, loves animals, peace, and nature
c) All of the above
2.
a) Emotionally strong, thinks through with logic, rational
b) Sensitive enough to listen and understand me
c) All of the above
3.
a) Makes decisions and follows through
b) Must listen when "I changed my mind just now" for places to eat, go see, things to do, etc
c) All of the above
4.
a) Independent man, got his life figured out, short and long term plans and goals, schedules and agenda
b) Pick up my phone call at 3AM in the morning
c) All of the above
My experiences in life have told me the answer is c every time.

Basically, my understanding is that, women wants a man who possibly cannot function in society. Either he is severely disabled or is a magical fairy.

Answers please.
Forgot to add size matters...
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      11-25-2015, 12:54 PM   #2582
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Honest question:

When women get terribly hungry, they get bitchy. They piss and moan all day, yet still refuse to eat anything, which would, in turn, resolve their "Snickers complex." What's the deal? Why do I have to put up with that?
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      11-25-2015, 12:57 PM   #2583
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Clearly someone is going through a terrible breakup... Or unresolved issues with ex(s)

Lmao
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Honest question:

When women get terribly hungry, they get bitchy. They piss and moan all day, yet still refuse to eat anything, which would, in turn, resolve their "Snickers complex." What's the deal? Why do I have to put up with that?
Dudes get "hangry" as well... It's a global phenomenon...
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Dudes get "hangry" as well... It's a global phenomenon...
Right, but guys (at least those that I've encountered) acknowledge their hunger, eat something, and go about their day.
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      11-25-2015, 01:00 PM   #2586
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When women get terribly hungry, they get bitchy. They piss and moan all day, yet still refuse to eat anything, which would, in turn, resolve their "Snickers complex." What's the deal? Why do I have to put up with that?
Because you don't want her ass and hips to have a "Sinckers complex". lol
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Dudes get "hangry" as well... It's a global phenomenon...
I've been called hangry at least 10 times in the last month. haha
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Because you don't want her ass and hips to have a "Sinckers complex". lol
If it's just the ass and hips, that's a good thing to me
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Bet you didn't come here expecting that kind of response....now did you
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Honest question:

When women get terribly hungry, they get bitchy. They piss and moan all day, yet still refuse to eat anything, which would, in turn, resolve their "Snickers complex." What's the deal? Why do I have to put up with that?
I don't think I get hangry. But it does take discipline to not pig out, so unless you like the big girls, just accept the bitching or leave the room
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When women get terribly hungry, they get bitchy. They piss and moan all day, yet still refuse to eat anything, which would, in turn, resolve their "Snickers complex." What's the deal? Why do I have to put up with that?
I don't think I get hangry. But it does take discipline to not pig out, so unless you like the big girls, just accept the bitching or leave the room
Fucking Bravo!
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When women get terribly hungry, they get bitchy. They piss and moan all day, yet still refuse to eat anything, which would, in turn, resolve their "Snickers complex." What's the deal? Why do I have to put up with that?
I don't think I get hangry. But it does take discipline to not pig out, so unless you like the big girls, just accept the bitching or leave the room
Makes sense to those members in colder areas... Bigger girls might keep them a little warmer during the winter??
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When women get terribly hungry, they get bitchy. They piss and moan all day, yet still refuse to eat anything, which would, in turn, resolve their "Snickers complex." What's the deal? Why do I have to put up with that?
I don't think I get hangry. But it does take discipline to not pig out, so unless you like the big girls, just accept the bitching or leave the room
Makes sense to those members in colder areas... Bigger girls might keep them a little warmer during the winter??
Ever hear of a comforter?
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