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[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

You can have his fleshlights, and his Ill fitting seibon hood.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

In that case, he may or may not have survived.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

He was in Detroit for weekend

Oh, then murdered for sure. Possibly (likely) by a prostitute.

Axius

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Oh, then murdered for sure. Possibly (likely) by a prostitute.

He always had low standards for women.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

He always had low standards for women.

Why do you assume it's a woman prostitute?

Axius

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Why do you assume it's a woman prostitute?

Detroit isn't big on he/she

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Why do you assume it's a woman prostitute?

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by bimmette

@UncleWede I just played my first soccer game in awhile. Scored a goal! Feels sooo good.

We've had 5 games scheduled (Fridays) but 2 have already been rained out. THE SKY IS FALLING!!!

I play more defense, but even as a back I always like to run up and support. I've only had to play keeper for 2 halfs so far, we have a few more "mature" gentlemen on the team who need a 45-minute break. I did play some minutes at right wing in the last game, made some sweet crosses and one great corner services, but nobody to put a head on the end of it.

My brother plays on Saturdays, and said they are down to playing with about 7 on the field, so he wants me to come play with them. Not sure this "gentleman" can do two games in two days. . .

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

We've had 5 games scheduled (Fridays) but 2 have already been rained out. THE SKY IS FALLING!!!

I play more defense, but even as a back I always like to run up and support. I've only had to play keeper for 2 halfs so far, we have a few more "mature" gentlemen on the team who need a 45-minute break. I did play some minutes at right wing in the last game, made some sweet crosses and one great corner services, but nobody to put a head on the end of it.

My brother plays on Saturdays, and said they are down to playing with about 7 on the field, so he wants me to come play with them. Not sure this "gentleman" can do two games in two days. . .

Aw you should play with your brother's team just to help out. A tired body is better then nobody!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Aw you should play with your brother's team just to help out. A tired body is better then nobody!

I want to see what I'm getting into first. One of the guys he plays with is somebody I've done a lot a refereeing the U16-19 teams with at AYSO. I know his speed already . . .

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I want to see what I'm getting into first. One of the guys he plays with is somebody I've done a lot a refereeing the U16-19 teams with at AYSO. I know his speed already . . .

Oh. Ugh.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

@Axius where are you?

I was in Detroit yesterday too, but I think he already left. I know I asked him this, but I was drunk for the Tigers game and don't remember.

However, being hungover at work =

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by RJ_

I was in Detroit yesterday too, but I think he already left. I know I asked him this, but I was drunk for the Tigers game and don't remember.

However, being hungover at work =

n00b.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

n00b.

[IMG]http://travelanthropist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/pho.jpg[/IMG

I'm out of practice.

[UncleWede]

Were you that guy who caught 5?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by RJ_

I was in Detroit yesterday too, but I think he already left. I know I asked him this, but I was drunk for the Tigers game and don't remember.

However, being hungover at work =

Are you saying that you may or may not have been the drunken male prostitute that killed our precious Axius ??

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Are you saying that you may or may not have been the drunken male prostitute that killed our precious Axius ??

ALLEGEDLY!

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Are you saying that you may or may not have been the drunken male prostitute that killed our precious Axius ??

He never used the safe word

Verbiage you're an inspiration.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by RJ_

He never used the safe word

Verbiage you're an inspiration.

nom nom

Hope it helps brotha!

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Were you that guy who caught 5?

Nope, he was a couple sections over. That last ball was a pretty good snag though!

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/15...sburgh-pirates

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

n00b.

What the pho?

[silvergray545]

Apparently, pho is great hangover food. I wouldn't know because Ohio.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Apparently, pho is great hangover food. I wouldn't know because Ohio.

I went to a Japanese restaurant in Twinsburg, OH. All of the staff were Mexican. I think the proprietor just figured... "They're brown, it's Ohio... no one will notice."

Food was terrible by the way. Learned a valuable lesson that day.

Edit: Yes, I know Pho is not Japanese.