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      03-18-2020, 07:45 AM   #25301
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Porn queen offers sex for COVID-19 cure

Russian porn star Lola Taylor has offered to have sex with the scientist who finds a cure for coronavirus.

Some scientists looking for a cure for the deadly coronavirus may start working, er, harder.

Russian porn star Lola Taylor — now isolated in Moscow — is offering to have sex with the scientist who finds a cure for the virus. She announced her offer on Instagram, adding she will be arrested if she leaves her apartment.

One responder said: “This is how to get young scientists motivated to invent a vaccination.”

The 27-year-old star of Euro Pickups 2, Help Doc! I’m Horny and Lolitas in Barcelona isn’t alone. British sexxx-rated star Sophie Anderson is getting out the message about clean hands.

She told viewers: “Make sure that you always wash your hands to be hygienic, yeah.”
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State of Ohio approves man's application for 'COV1D19' licence plate
Drag-racing Ford Mustang set to wear vanity plates inspired by coronavirus outbreak


Talk about foresight. This Ohio man started taking coronavirus seriously while many of his country’s top politicians were still writing off the deadly disease as a hoax—but by “take it seriously,” we should explain, we mean “poke a little fun at it.”

“Brandon C” actually decided to get a custom plate for his 1986 Ford Mustang build over two years ago, but couldn’t settle on exactly what it should say, he told Carscoops.

When COVID-19 was just beginning to enter the public eye Stateside, Brandon was suddenly inspired to check if a plate tied to the virus was available.

To his surprise, “COV1D19” was indeed available, so he applied for it, and after a hearty chuckle from the folks at the Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles, was approved and issued a temporary plate. The plate also gave him the idea to nickname his car “The Virus,” an apt title for a Chevrolet LS-swapped Mustang drag car.
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State of Ohio approves man's application for 'COV1D19' licence plate
Drag-racing Ford Mustang set to wear vanity plates inspired by coronavirus outbreak


Talk about foresight. This Ohio man started taking coronavirus seriously while many of his country’s top politicians were still writing off the deadly disease as a hoax—but by “take it seriously,” we should explain, we mean “poke a little fun at it.”

“Brandon C” actually decided to get a custom plate for his 1986 Ford Mustang build over two years ago, but couldn’t settle on exactly what it should say, he told Carscoops.

When COVID-19 was just beginning to enter the public eye Stateside, Brandon was suddenly inspired to check if a plate tied to the virus was available.

To his surprise, “COV1D19” was indeed available, so he applied for it, and after a hearty chuckle from the folks at the Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles, was approved and issued a temporary plate. The plate also gave him the idea to nickname his car “The Virus,” an apt title for a Chevrolet LS-swapped Mustang drag car.
Ain't life a real bitch - you finally get to name your mustang after a deadly disease that randomly mows people down, and they go and cancel Cars and Coffee worldwide.
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Looks like North Korea's poor medical system has a 100% mortality rate for COVID-19?????

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Looks like North Korea's poor medical system has a 100% mortality rate for COVID-19?????
I think the meme is implying that they execute anyone who has it.
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I think the meme is implying that they execute anyone who has it.
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[SIZE="4"]State of Ohio approves man's application for 'COV1D19' licence plate
Drag-racing Ford Mustang set to wear vanity plates inspired by coronavirus outbreak[/SIZE]


Talk about foresight. This Ohio man started taking coronavirus seriously while many of his country’s top politicians were still writing off the deadly disease as a hoax—but by “take it seriously,” we should explain, we mean “poke a little fun at it.”

“Brandon C” actually decided to get a custom plate for his 1986 Ford Mustang build over two years ago, but couldn’t settle on exactly what it should say, he told Carscoops.

When COVID-19 was just beginning to enter the public eye Stateside, Brandon was suddenly inspired to check if a plate tied to the virus was available.

To his surprise, “COV1D19” was indeed available, so he applied for it, and after a hearty chuckle from the folks at the Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles, was approved and issued a temporary plate. The plate also gave him the idea to nickname his car “The Virus,” an apt title for a Chevrolet LS-swapped Mustang drag car.
Similar, but this time from Poland.
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