What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

Such hurtful words... I'd like the record to show, 80% of all my vehicles have been stick - factoring in motorcycles, that percentage is even higher !!!

Let the record show - 20% of the time, shoei drives with his vagina in full effect...

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

....more females emerging. I can't keep up anymore. Mr.SugarSkulls.

ITS A ZEST POOL OF PUSSY IN HERE NOW

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Yep - the AUTOMATIC was made popular with your lazy ass generation...

I love you more now than ever

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I love you more now than ever

Awww...

{hugs}

How's Bowzer??

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Let the record show - 20% of the time, shoei drives with his vagina in full effect...

Does it make a difference if I have a landing strip?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

Does it make a difference if I have a landing strip?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Verbiage - 6MT or ban...

There is still hope!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

ITS A ZEST POOL OF PUSSY IN HERE NOW

Ha! I see what you did there.


*looks for insomniacs thread*

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

jtodd_fl secretly doesn't like me. It's only Mr Tonka and MKSixer who I'd call for a DUI.


UncleWede would be intoxicated in the car with me.

I would never sever your hand. Promise. Also would not try to kill you or let my boss electrocute you.

Edit: if I had a feeling, it'd be hurt. How could I secretly not like you... You're like the entire cast of "cool runnings" guys all rolled into one - and jacked.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

Does it make a difference if I have a landing strip?

That just shows you are well kept, yet still want to have some fun!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I would never sever your hand. Promise. Also would not try to kill you or let my boss electrocute you.

Edit: if I had a feeling, it'd be hurt. How could I secretly not like you... You're like the entire cast of "cool runnings" guys all rolled into one - and jacked.

Hey! I do balance out the Jamaican culture quite well.


I had bad insomnia last night.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I would never sever your hand. Promise. Also would not try to kill you or let my boss electrocute you.

Edit: if I had a feeling, it'd be hurt. How could I secretly not like you... You're like the entire cast of "cool runnings" guys all rolled into one - and jacked.

Hey! I do balance out the Jamaican culture quite well.


I had bad insomnia last night.

[Verbiage]

Dammit, why can't this app ever work at least 35% of the time.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I'll take loads more fun over 1.8 sec per lap.

Fast is fun. Getting lapped would suck. I wouldn't know.

[1MOREMOD]

How would Tonka know anyways? They don't allow tractors on the track

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

How would Tonka know anyways? They don't allow tractors on the track

Tractor? I thought he just trailered his 10 speeds there.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Fast is fun. Getting lapped would suck. I wouldn't know.

Except that the fun doesn't end when i'm not on the track with a manual.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

How would Tonka know anyways? They don't allow tractors on the track

There is a fair possibility that i've got more years driving manuals than most on the forum. Save for a few fossils that poke around here now and then. And according to fastestlaps.com the RR sport laps Brands Hatch just 3 seconds slower than a Lotus Elise. I like my tractor for now.

Originally Posted by Axius

Tractor? I thought he just trailered his 10 speeds there.

It's an 11 speed bitch. I did 45.58 miles today before lightning turned me around. Averaged just over 20mph for 2h 15min. Probably faster than most of the grandpas with automatics can go.

[1MOREMOD]

Sure bring your range rover that should be a laugh.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Sure bring your range rover that should be a laugh.

+1

Reminds me of some poseur that showed up at an event in Brainerd MN in a Porsche Cayenne turbo quoting nurburgring times from car rags etc. Sure enough he was slower than Miatas, 325i's etc. At the end of the day.

To be a heavyweight at the track first you have to be a lightweight.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It's an 11 speed bitch. I did 45.58 miles today before lightning turned me around. Averaged just over 20mph for 2h 15min. Probably faster than most of the grandpas with automatics can go.

From what I've heard, you're torque to power ratio on the bike is higher than DCT's can put out.

[Verbiage]

I fucking love this Fitbit.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Quincy

+1

Reminds me of some poseur that showed up at an event in Brainerd MN in a Porsche Cayenne turbo quoting nurburgring times from car rags etc. Sure enough he was slower than Miatas, 325i's etc. At the end of the day.

To be a heavyweight at the track first you have to be a lightweight.

You remind me of a past member who was banned, then created another user name to bitch about some shit that never happened, the created yet another user name to continue your bitchery.