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      04-01-2016, 01:56 PM   #24905
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Don't mind him... he's butthurt and he drives a Mini - and even THAT is too much for him to handle - it literally hurt him yesterday. M-DCT FTW!
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Don't mind him... he's butthurt and he drives a Mini - and even THAT is too much for him to handle - it literally hurt him yesterday. M-DCT FTW!
Says the man with a household full of automatic cars.
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No fucking way!


Does the computer emit blueberry kush smoke for added effect?
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THEY AREN'T AUTOMATICS. THE M-DCT IS A MANUAL, JUST YOU DON'T NEED TO DEPRESS THE CLUTCH. *CRIES*

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THEY AREN'T AUTOMATICS. THE M-DCT IS A MANUAL, JUST YOU DON'T NEED TO DEPRESS THE CLUTCH. *CRIES*

RTFMM (READ THE FUCKING MARKETING MATERIAL!!!11!1!!11)





Don't kill me dad I was just kidding!!!



*runs through house screaming*
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DCT.




This.

I hate that the i8 couldn't be a manual.
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DCT.




Don't mind him... he's butthurt and he drives a Mini - and even THAT is too much for him to handle - it literally hurt him yesterday. M-DCT FTW!
I didn't know all this time you sit while you pee!

Manual>automatic..er..."DCT"
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THEY AREN'T AUTOMATICS. THE M-DCT IS A MANUAL, JUST YOU DON'T NEED TO DEPRESS THE CLUTCH. *CRIES*

RTFMM (READ THE FUCKING MARKETING MATERIAL!!!11!1!!11)
So a lady manual. How cute.
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So a lady manual. How cute.
I have a vagina so I'm gonna go ahead and just live with my Bitch Shift.
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This.

I hate that the i8 couldn't be a manual.
I bet if you REALLY wanted, you could retrofit it.

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So a lady manual. How cute.
And $2,900 extra, at that.


Oh, the things you could buy for 3 grand that are actually useful.



JK the DCT is dope, just not my thing.


GT3 RS, maybe.
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This.

I hate that the i8 couldn't be a manual.
I bet if you REALLY wanted, you could retrofit it.

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So a lady manual. How cute.
And $2,900 extra, at that.


Oh, the things you could buy for 3 grand that are actually useful.
I offered to BUY (not lease) upfront an i8 with a non refundable deposit if they built it as a manual, and BMW straight up said no.
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Let us know the final detail$$$

That's a build I want

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I offered to BUY (not lease) upfront an i8 with a non refundable deposit if they built it as a manual, and BMW straight up said no.
Damn! It's a thing of the future, I suppose.

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DCT > 6 speed
So, we have...what, 7 women on the boards, now?
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Damn! It's a thing of the future, I suppose.

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DCT > 6 speed
So, we have...what, 7 women on the boards, now?
And counting!

The true females are showing their true colors now!
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And counting!

The true females are showing their true colors now!
Like, BMW has made driving a manual so easy that the cars even downshift for themselves.


All one really needs to do is get the engagement point down, and voila.



And yes, jtodd_fl my Mini causes me damage near the eye region (not literally an eyesore though, hehehehe). But it requires perfection in the realm of throttle blipping and rev-matches.


swagon knows what I mean. We had this discussion before.


And it's not my fault the Individual program takes forever.
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I'm always down to hurt some butts.




As long as they're not male butts.
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I have a vagina so I'm gonna go ahead and just live with my Bitch Shift.
But...., I saw you with a mustache. Are you in the middle of operations?


I have an autotragic because I'm a huge pussy.


..., WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON...., WANNA DATE?!
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But...., I saw you with a mustache. Are you in the middle of operations?


I have an autotragic because I'm a huge pussy.


..., WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON...., WANNA DATE?!
The facial hair hormones didn't cost much, but the 4 inch penis to match the M car was surprisingly unaffordable.
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Let us know the final detail$$$

That's a build I want

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Remind me in a few weeks.
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The facial hair hormones didn't cost much, but the 4 inch penis to match the M car was surprisingly unaffordable.
Interesting. When I converted to a woman (Willimina), I would have donated my 3.5'' penis (aroused) to you. Could have saved you tons of money.


In fact, it might still be in a bag in the freezer if your surgeon has a return policy?
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