Confess here

CTinline-six · 11-08-2019, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I walked in to buy a case of beer yesterday and the girls at the natty seltzer booth were hot...

so i walked out with a case of beer and a case of natty seltzer. to my surprise it tasted better than white claws and trulys

You fell for their marketing.

CTinline-six · 11-08-2019, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

We had an outside sales rep for a logistics company bring lunch for the entire office a few weeks ago. I don't deal with logistics unless it has to do with transport of material for a project I'm handling. All of the other office employees felt stuck, eating their lunch in the conference room and listening to his sales pitch. I got my food, thanked the guy, shook his hand but didn't introduce myself, then ate at my desk while perusing BP OT.

kscarrol · 11-08-2019, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

You fell for their tits.

FTFY

CTinline-six · 11-08-2019, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by kscarrol

FTFY

Accurate.

pennsiveguy · 11-08-2019, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Rmtt

I use people like this to feed the guys that work for me. When they ask me out to lunch, I tell them I can't leave the plant....but they are more than welcome to bring lunch in for my guys who would ultimately be using their products in the field.

So I get my guys free lunch about 3-4 times a month.

That's genius! And a great way to let the guys know you care about them. Nicely played.

Turkish Pickle · 11-08-2019, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

You fell for their marketing.

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Originally Posted by kscarrol

FTFY

I did...

I'm just glad the product ended up being good, too

Nachbar · 11-08-2019, 11:03 AM

I confess, I didn't tell my wife, I doubled my BTC stack in January.

UncleWede · 11-08-2019, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I still think the concept of "hard seltzer" is kinda ridiculous and useless

Drink AND hydration, all at the same time.

If you've not tried it, I highly recommend "tequil-ade". Take a good long swig on a new bottle of gatorade, refill with tequila, enjoy. You can thank me tomorrow when your head doesn't hurt as bad.

King Rudi · 11-08-2019, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Nachbar

I confess, I didn't tell my wife, I doubled my BTC stack in January.

Nothing wrong with selective amnesia in the name sake of financial self preservation.

upstatedoc · 11-08-2019, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Nachbar

I confess, I didn't tell my wife, I doubled my BTC stack in January.

still waiting for lambo pics

Turkish Pickle · 11-08-2019, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Drink AND hydration, all at the same time.

If you've not tried it, I highly recommend "tequil-ade". Take a good long swig on a new bottle of gatorade, refill with tequila, enjoy. You can thank me tomorrow when your head doesn't hurt as bad.

sounds like a sidewalk slammer!
you drink a 40 halfway, fill up with four loko - cheapest way to a speedy blackout on a wednesday evening, made getting hazed much more fun

Darth One · 11-09-2019, 04:47 PM

It's a good Saturday when you're completely sauced before happy hour even starts.

That being said, tequila is garbage. It's punishment from the gods for our bad judgment

Turkish Pickle · 11-09-2019, 05:58 PM

A few weeks ago I poured Drano down my shower drain because it was clogged, and now randomly my bathroom (and therefore the apartment) smells like sewage. I confess I should've called the maintenance instead of pulling the macho "ah i got this" because clearly, i hadn't got this

please help

dinonz · 11-09-2019, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

A few weeks ago I poured Drano down my shower drain because it was clogged, and now randomly my bathroom (and therefore the apartment) smells like sewage. I confess I should've called the maintenance instead of pulling the macho "ah i got this" because clearly, i hadn't got this

please help

Don't light a match. Hope that helps

Turkish Pickle · 11-09-2019, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by dinonz

Don't light a match. Hope that helps

how else am i supposed to test for leaks?

dinonz · 11-09-2019, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

how else am i supposed to test for leaks?

Sniff?

Darth One · 11-09-2019, 09:40 PM

Drinking Drano is prolly better than drinking tequila

Rmtt · 11-10-2019, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

A few weeks ago I poured Drano down my shower drain because it was clogged, and now randomly my bathroom (and therefore the apartment) smells like sewage. I confess I should've called the maintenance instead of pulling the macho "ah i got this" because clearly, i hadn't got this please help

Go by the hardware store and pick up some industrial strength drain cleaner such as liquid fire.

It will smell afterward....but not like sewage. It takes about a day for the smell to dissipate.

They use it at work in the public showers.

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1MOREMOD · 11-10-2019, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

A few weeks ago I poured Drano down my shower drain because it was clogged, and now randomly my bathroom (and therefore the apartment) smells like sewage. I confess I should've called the maintenance instead of pulling the macho "ah i got this" because clearly, i hadn't got this

please help

Dont poop in the shower

UncleWede · 11-10-2019, 10:41 PM

I walked into the kitchen bathroom because I wouldn't have made it to the backyard. SOMEBODY left a nasty present but I still had to pee and hope the package had aged enough to go down. No such luck. Even the plunger didn't work, had to break out the snake

Blamed it on the dog ...

2011zx10R · 11-11-2019, 12:58 PM

I welcome the chastising; perhaps it will help me

My patience ran thin yesterday.

I Was tailgated and taunted a bit to long...

some people think you can buy these cars, but can't drive them.

Tried to stay away then I gave in

thetastelingers · 11-11-2019, 01:02 PM

You checked your brakes didn't you?

Oh wait. You "drove" it.

Showed them and got some fun in.

Nothing wrong with that!!!

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