New Ytest
Sign out
Bimmerpost
Login
BMW E39 5-Series Forum | 5Post.com
BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Today's Posts  
Go Back   BMW E39 5-Series Forum | 5Post.com > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      03-31-2016, 02:11 PM   #24817
smoosh
fight me bro
smoosh's Avatar
2210
Rep
531
Posts

 
Drives: slut whisperer
Join Date: Feb 2016
Location: Running away from an ocean vagina

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls View Post
Nice!!!
well well, look who it is, the singing, tatted diva

what's up sugartitties
Appreciate 0
      03-31-2016, 02:11 PM   #24818
jtodd_fl
2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary
jtodd_fl's Avatar
6707
Rep
1,298
Posts

 
Drives: People crazy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 F82 M4  [9.00]
2016 F87 M2  [0.00]
2011 E92 M3  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Verbiage View Post



I've been tending to it throughout the day. It actually kinda looks like it needs stitches! But I'm better now.
Maybe you can get a pap smear while you're in getting that looked at... smh
__________________
This space for rent.
Appreciate 2
      03-31-2016, 02:12 PM   #24819
Verbiage
Dismembered Member
Verbiage's Avatar
Jamaica
3629
Rep
9,213
Posts

 
Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: DMV

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
Maybe you can get a pap smear while you're in getting that looked at... smh
You dick!
Appreciate 2
      03-31-2016, 02:13 PM   #24820
Verbiage
Dismembered Member
Verbiage's Avatar
Jamaica
3629
Rep
9,213
Posts

 
Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: DMV

iTrader: (6)

Speaking of which, where is swagon? Haven't seen him in a long time.





...in OT, anyway.
Appreciate 0
      03-31-2016, 02:15 PM   #24821
Mr.SugarSkulls
Brigadier General
Mr.SugarSkulls's Avatar
No_Country
2887
Rep
3,245
Posts

 
Drives: BMW i8
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Long Beach, CA

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 BMW F13 M6  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by smoosh
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls View Post
Nice!!!
well well, look who it is, the singing, tatted diva

what's up sugartitties
Attached Images
 
__________________
I'm always sunny, hunny.
Appreciate 0
      03-31-2016, 02:53 PM   #24822
08njSTEP
Captain
08njSTEP's Avatar
795
Rep
762
Posts

 
Drives: '07 335i, '66 SS396 Chevelle
Join Date: Dec 2015
Location: Manchester, NH

iTrader: (0)

Top chop starts tomorrow
Attached Images
  
Appreciate 1
      03-31-2016, 02:55 PM   #24823
Verbiage
Dismembered Member
Verbiage's Avatar
Jamaica
3629
Rep
9,213
Posts

 
Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: DMV

iTrader: (6)

The liquor must be taking effect, those pics look at tad blurry.
Appreciate 0
      03-31-2016, 02:56 PM   #24824
UncleWede
Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner
UncleWede's Avatar
United_States
18404
Rep
9,420
Posts

 
Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Oxnard, CA

iTrader: (0)

While my son is on Spring (not Easter) break and I have the day off for Cesar Chavez (THE Mexican) we are going to the Ronnie Library to see The Vatican collection

I feel weird
__________________
I have romped on her and I giggled like a drunk infant the entire time. - Sedan_Clan
Appreciate 0
      03-31-2016, 02:58 PM   #24825
08njSTEP
Captain
08njSTEP's Avatar
795
Rep
762
Posts

 
Drives: '07 335i, '66 SS396 Chevelle
Join Date: Dec 2015
Location: Manchester, NH

iTrader: (0)

Its alcohol fuel fumes. Monster truck rolled of trailer right next to us.
Or maybe they're just out a focus.
Appreciate 0
      03-31-2016, 03:32 PM   #24826
swagon
Major General
swagon's Avatar
No_Country
13790
Rep
8,234
Posts

 
Drives: F80 6MT
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: .

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Verbiage View Post
Speaking of which, where is swagon? Haven't seen him in a long time.





...in OT, anyway.
Hi, thanks, man. I just don't have time to keep up with this place, and I feel like I don't fit in here much
__________________
Appreciate 1
      03-31-2016, 03:34 PM   #24827
jtodd_fl
2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary
jtodd_fl's Avatar
6707
Rep
1,298
Posts

 
Drives: People crazy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 F82 M4  [9.00]
2016 F87 M2  [0.00]
2011 E92 M3  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by swagon View Post
Hi, thanks, man. I just don't have time to keep up with this place, and I feel like I don't fit in here much
That's the beauty of OT. We all fit in. We also need some smart mature people around here. Come on in... stay a while.
__________________
This space for rent.
Appreciate 2
      03-31-2016, 03:34 PM   #24828
Verbiage
Dismembered Member
Verbiage's Avatar
Jamaica
3629
Rep
9,213
Posts

 
Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: DMV

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by swagon View Post
Hi, thanks, man. I just don't have time to keep up with this place, and I feel like I don't fit in here much
If by here you mean OT, I agree. You are far too sensible for this place.



In fact, I was also sensible until I began frequenting it more. But I made some friends. Or, at least I think they're my friends.




Anyhow, hope you're well, and still regularly impaling fanboys, sir.
Appreciate 0
      03-31-2016, 03:35 PM   #24829
jtodd_fl
2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary
jtodd_fl's Avatar
6707
Rep
1,298
Posts

 
Drives: People crazy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 F82 M4  [9.00]
2016 F87 M2  [0.00]
2011 E92 M3  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Verbiage View Post
If by here you mean OT, I agree. You are far too sensible for this place.



In fact, I was also sensible until I began frequenting it more. But I made some friends. Or, at least I think they're my friends.




Anyhow, hope you're well, and still regularly impaling fanboys, sir.
Here here!
Also, any post with "impaling" and "boys" will bring smoosh back around... thanks....
__________________
This space for rent.
Appreciate 3
      03-31-2016, 05:06 PM   #24830
MKSixer
Lieutenant General
MKSixer's Avatar
34122
Rep
11,637
Posts

 
Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Southeast United States

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 M4 GTS (Allotted)  [0.00]
2013 BMW 328d  [0.00]
2007 BMW M6  [10.00]
2015 BMW i8  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Verbiage View Post



I've been tending to it throughout the day. It actually kinda looks like it needs stitches! But I'm better now.
Amateur.

Superglue. Superglue.
Appreciate 1
      03-31-2016, 05:11 PM   #24831
Aatish
Lofty
Aatish's Avatar
3476
Rep
849
Posts

 
Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: ORD <> ATX

iTrader: (0)

Man, this week blew harder than that chick last saturday
Appreciate 0
      03-31-2016, 05:26 PM   #24832
swagon
Major General
swagon's Avatar
No_Country
13790
Rep
8,234
Posts

 
Drives: F80 6MT
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: .

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Verbiage View Post
If by here you mean OT, I agree. You are far too sensible for this place.



In fact, I was also sensible until I began frequenting it more. But I made some friends. Or, at least I think they're my friends.




Anyhow, hope you're well, and still regularly impaling fanboys, sir.
Yeah, OT I meant. i guess you are right. It's kinda hard for a non-American here, too... All these jokes and whatnot. Great people here, though. I can see why they hang out only in OT, lol.

I've decided to not click on every thread, especially in the M2 forums. People these days make me.


Hope you're all well and out there ballin. Yo. Dawg.
__________________
Appreciate 3
      03-31-2016, 06:09 PM   #24833
Aatish
Lofty
Aatish's Avatar
3476
Rep
849
Posts

 
Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: ORD <> ATX

iTrader: (0)

hmmm, my assumptions about Mr. Smoosh were correct.
Appreciate 0
      03-31-2016, 06:41 PM   #24834
Verbiage
Dismembered Member
Verbiage's Avatar
Jamaica
3629
Rep
9,213
Posts

 
Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: DMV

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by swagon
Yeah, OT I meant. i guess you are right. It's kinda hard for a non-American here, too... All these jokes and whatnot. Great people here, though. I can see why they hang out only in OT, lol.

I've decided to not click on every thread, especially in the M2 forums. People these days make me.


Hope you're all well and out there ballin. Yo. Dawg.
Ha! I don't blame you one bit. Things are much lighter and taken less seriously here. Although, it very seldom has to do with automobiles. Besides, grimlock Lups and a bunch of folks aren't in the US.

Try not to hurt anyone's feelings over there on F87 post. You know they get rather sensitive, quickly. They can't all be like jtodd_fl unfortunately.

Swag on, swagon.
__________________

My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
Appreciate 1
      03-31-2016, 09:26 PM   #24835
Mr.SugarSkulls
Brigadier General
Mr.SugarSkulls's Avatar
No_Country
2887
Rep
3,245
Posts

 
Drives: BMW i8
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Long Beach, CA

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 BMW F13 M6  [10.00]
I'm confused who smoosh is again...

Who's second coming are you?
__________________
I'm always sunny, hunny.
Appreciate 0
      03-31-2016, 09:30 PM   #24836
Verbiage
Dismembered Member
Verbiage's Avatar
Jamaica
3629
Rep
9,213
Posts

 
Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: DMV

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls
I'm confused who smoosh is again...

Who's second coming are you?
Apparently, he's the multiple cumming.
__________________

My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
Appreciate 1
      03-31-2016, 09:34 PM   #24837
Aatish
Lofty
Aatish's Avatar
3476
Rep
849
Posts

 
Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: ORD <> ATX

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Verbiage View Post
Apparently, he's the multiple cumming.
lol, Smoosh only comes when his master bitch tells him too
Appreciate 1
      03-31-2016, 09:38 PM   #24838
Aatish
Lofty
Aatish's Avatar
3476
Rep
849
Posts

 
Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: ORD <> ATX

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls View Post
I'm confused who smoosh is again...

Who's second coming are you?
Smoosh is a figment of our imaginations, whom is fond of the word creampie
Appreciate 1
Closed Thread

Bookmarks

Tags
#tagsorass, .anglo is bi-polar, .asbsecu wears depends, .bimmette the ladyboy, .cunning lups, .leg humpers beware lol, allahu akbar to shoei, billups_boobie_fantasy_island, bmw;bmwm;bmwm2, if u dont chew big red then fuq you, ihaznotags, kid getting in way of biorin dates, kitty kat, meow, sara has a horse face, self made sugarskull, several bp members have, severe issues with women, showmeurboobs, skunkwerks rules all, smelly fishie, someone_took_a_shit_on_the_coats, tag less, taglesslikemichaeljordansunderwear, tags are ghey, too many old fucks here are, toting limp dicks, where did all the tags go, which is more than anglo has


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:25 AM.




5post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST