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      02-10-2016, 02:52 PM   #2421
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Lups All the dogs seem to be the correct color these days. Are they at least somehow glued to the floor now???
Well that was before pic. The gs helped me to oil the wooden countertops with a colored oil, so she is now partially white. The jr on the other hand is so filthy he is more grey than white.

I on the other hand am almost back to my normalish color of hair. I can not believe I had to dye it blonde just because the blue didn't go away.

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      02-10-2016, 02:58 PM   #2422
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My money is still on glue
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Well that was before pic. The gs helped me to oil the wooden countertops with a colored oil, so she is now partially white. The jr on the other hand is so filthy he is more grey than white.

I on the other hand am almost back to my normalish color of hair. I can not believe I had to dye it blonde just because the blue didn't go away.

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BLUE?
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      02-10-2016, 03:15 PM   #2424
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The dogs seem to love the construction site.
Rabies (jr) grew up on my project sites. He knows not to wag his tail near a saw.
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My money is still on glue
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BLUE?
Lol.

I'm still not sure how, but I managed to get my hair into this grey with a blue hue paint. Since I was still doing what needed to be done, I just pulled the mess into a bun and went on.

Nice work from me. I ended up cutting a foot off and the blue stuck so well it still has some left. Posting a pic, hold on.
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      02-10-2016, 03:21 PM   #2425
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Good stuff!
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Seems to look pretty good still? No?
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I still you, your golden locks and your Pumas Lups.
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Seems to look pretty good still? No?
Yeah, but now I don't have to remember to dig them out from my trousers in the morning, which in hindsight would've saved me from cutting.

I hate long hair but now I can't tie them up, I have to find a tie. When it was longer the weight was enough to keep the knot on for hours.

Yes. I am aware this is the biggest problem this forum has ever faced.
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Lups in da kitchen.
You need a blonde my friend .
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She stole Sara's 5 inch heels....
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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She stole Sara's 5 inch heels....
Yeah, i started mathing and realized she's probably not that tall. Figure without 4' heels (no bride wants to chance busting ass because of an extra inch) she's probably at best, 5'10".
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You DO need a sammich!


Make me and Axius one too while you are at it. Bacon and something. And we will need some beer to wash it down. Cold, top already off, but still on the top of the bottle.
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